Random Banter #196

[Amidus Drexel]

That's already been done. Likewise with Cyanide (you remember that one, right?) and Ricin. Not Nightshade, but that was mentioned in a response, so... yeah.

...Gold is toxic?

Eh, well, that's because it works.

Not if it's pure, no. (although it's possible to be allergic to) Some fairly common compounds of it are, though. Wiki

[Coidzor]

Because we're not sure if the strawberry season extends to my birthday this year, it usually does. I have a strawberry cake every year, I think there's only been one or two exceptions.

As if I have anything else to keep you doing work for me. So, what's your answer, two cakes, more job or one cake, less job?

You know, I could poison you and all.

Coidz... You ninja'd me! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO NINJA ME!

Well, it's not like I didn't have several arguments about this cake with my mum or anything.

Ooo, strawberry cakes. Those are always fun. My bro and my mum both had strawberry cakes for their birthdays this year.

I'm sure you could think of something.

But where would you get the old lace on such short notice? Can't have arsenic without it.

So what am I allowed to do?

Why would you have arguments with your mum about your own birthday cake?

[FinnLassie]

Mmm.... cake.

The fish, or the polearm?

Remember, you're only getting it if you do your work and don't moan about me being in the corner!

I'll let you think about that, laddie.

EDIT:

COIDZ. STOP. NINJAING. ME. OK.

Ooo, strawberry cakes. Those are always fun. My bro and my mum both had strawberry cakes for their birthdays this year.

So what am I allowed to do?

Why would you have arguments with your mum about your own birthday cake?

I bet your 'Murrican strawberry cakes are inferior to the superior cakes we make.

Nothing at all!

It's me and my mum. What do we not argue about?

[Mutant Sheep]

Ahhh, Finnie knows Simpsons. MURICA IS BEING STOLEN.

[FinnLassie]

Ahhh, Finnie knows Simpsons. MURICA IS BEING STOLEN.

Majority of the world knows The Simpsons.

[Amidus Drexel]

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But where would you get the old lace on such short notice? Can't have arsenic without it.

So what am I allowed to do?

Old curtains.

You can help me move these shelves... FOR SOME STUPID PLANTS THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO BEGIN WITH!

Remember, you're only getting it if you do your work and don't moan about me being in the corner!

I'll let you think about that, laddie.

I think I've about accepted that I'm not going to be able to kick you out, anyway. *mumblemumble*

Well, I had originally thought the weapon, but then you said frozen, and I wasn't sure.

Ahhh, Finnie knows Simpsons. MURICA IS BEING STOLEN.

Dude, the show is older than I am, and still running. You should be more surprised when people don't know it.

[FinnLassie]

You can help me move these shelves... FOR SOME STUPID PLANTS THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO BEGIN WITH!

I think I've about accepted that I'm not going to be able to kick you out, anyway. *mumblemumble*

Well, I had originally thought the weapon, but then you said frozen, and I wasn't sure.

Hey! You drove me into this corner in the first place!

When Finn arrives somewhere, she's there to stay. ... Most of the time.

[Mynxae]

Been so excited to get my new laptop (along with a few new games as well) today that I could barely sleep! Two hours and I'll have the laptop, only a few more after that and I'll have some of the games! ^-^ (some are only available for online purchase, need to wait a day for a prepaid MasterCard to activate)

'Cause I know some people will ask (), here are the games I'm getting:

• Crusader Kings II
• Time for my WoW account
• Civilization V
• Arma II + Operation Arrowhead (for DayZ, looks really interesting and a bunch of my friends in Perth play it)

Oh also, Rawhide.. Damnit, you were right. Just waiting to get the money to buy Arma II and it went from 33% off to 66% off

[Mutant Sheep]

The power of Steam Sales.

WoW... I miss WoW... ;_;

Also, yay new laptop!

[Mynxae]

The power of Steam Sales.

They be ebil!

WoW... I miss WoW... ;_;

Jjjjjjoooiiiiiinnnn uuuuusssssss...

Also, yay new laptop!

Yerp. And I can play Starcraft II again then as well..

[FinnLassie]

Uurf. I thought I was feeling better, but apparently I'm not. Excuse me while I bang my head on the wall.

[LaZodiac]

Uurf. I thought I was feeling better, but apparently I'm not. Excuse me while I bang my head on the wall.

Oh dear! I hope you feel better soon!

[Hattish Thing]

Went out for a picnic at the lake by myself. It's pretty... But cold. And lonely. Not used to making food for only one.

[Amidus Drexel]

Hey! You drove me into this corner in the first place!

When Finn arrives somewhere, she's there to stay. ... Most of the time.

You ran into my corner! It would make more sense if this was anyone else's corner!

Hrm.

Oh also, Rawhide.. Damnit, you were right. Just waiting to get the money to buy Arma II and it went from 33% off to 66% off

Nice

Uurf. I thought I was feeling better, but apparently I'm not. Excuse me while I bang my head on the wall.

Feel better, Finn!

[FinnLassie]

You ran into my corner! It would make more sense if this was anyone else's corner!

Hrm.

Feel better, Finn!

How the hell was I supposed to know it was your corner?!

Ha.

Thanks, Mr. Silly Drex.

[TaiLiu]

Uurf. I thought I was feeling better, but apparently I'm not. Excuse me while I bang my head on the wall.

My condolences, comrade. Feel better!

[Coidzor]

EDIT:

COIDZ. STOP. NINJAING. ME. OK.

I bet your 'Murrican strawberry cakes are inferior to the superior cakes we make.

Nothing at all!

It's me and my mum. What do we not argue about?

Well, hopefully my hours-long hiatus helped you catch up.

I dunno, my dad makes a pretty mean cake.

That reminds me, I need a pair of leather pants. Hey, Amidus, thoughts? Rockabilly or leather?

I dunno what girls and their mums talk about aside from whether Benedict Cumberbatch or Tom Hiddleston is hotter.

[Hattish Thing]

Speaking of leather pants...I'm feeling fancy today.

[Teddy]

Ah, but what about when you want to reinforce bad behavior?

I? Reinforcing bad behaviour? I think you're talking to the wrong guy. That said, I suppose there may be some behaviour I personally would label "good" despite how the moniker usually goes...

Maybe, maybe. I know that some women just take clothing like trophies from their conquests in a perverse translation of the notch in the bedpost/secret stash of ex-girlfriends' undergarments paradigm

And you consider the women's behaviour perverse?

I think Lala as a lich would be more creepy, since you as a lich would just be... computers and junk.

Junk!? You, sir, have insulted my honour! :smallmelodramaticallyfurious:

Also, think of me as something a lot more abstract, floating around the networks, above the concept of solitary hardware, beyond the scope of a singular node.

[FinnLassie]

Well, hopefully my hours-long hiatus helped you catch up.

I dunno, my dad makes a pretty mean cake.

That reminds me, I need a pair of leather pants. Hey, Amidus, thoughts? Rockabilly or leather?

I dunno what girls and their mums talk about aside from whether Benedict Cumberbatch or Tom Hiddleston is hotter.

*mutter mutter*

Well, at least my cakes are kind. Poison excluded.

I don't think I'll watch that link... Ehhhh.

Why on earth would I discuss about something like that with my mother? Why would ANYONE talk about stuff like that with their mums?

[LaZodiac]

Why on earth would I discuss about something like that with my mother? Why would ANYONE talk about stuff like that with their mums?

Because some people have perverted Mom's who talk about nasty stuff while you're around. While working. With food.

=_=

[Amidus Drexel]

How the hell was I supposed to know it was your corner?!

Ha.

Thanks, Mr. Silly Drex.

...I told you it was my corner?
Alternately: I was standing in it.

You've done nothing to clarify this at all.

Bienvenue, mademoiselle.

That reminds me, I need a pair of leather pants. Hey, Amidus, thoughts? Rockabilly or leather?

I think you already know my answer is blue jeans.

I don't think I'll watch that link... Ehhhh.

You're not missing much.

Because some people have perverted Mom's who talk about nasty stuff while you're around. While working. With food.

=_=

I love that my mom thinks that horrible jokes of that nature are funny.

[Dimonite]

I leave for a day and look at what you guys do. That's half the thread gone already, and we haven't even run out the warranty!
Why did I leave? Well, I'm at my sister's, which means gaming and anime all day every day. This is actually the first time I've even gotten on my computer. I probably won't really be posting until I'm back home on Wednesday, by which point we'll have a new thread at this rate. See you on the other side.

[Mutant Sheep]

I leave for a day and look at what you guys do. That's half the thread gone already, and we haven't even run out the warranty!
Why did I leave? Well, I'm at my sister's, which means gaming and anime all day every day. This is actually the first time I've even gotten on my computer. I probably won't really be posting until I'm back home on Wednesday, by which point we'll have a new thread at this rate. See you on the other side.

... Why aren't my siblings like yours? Barely game together, anime exposure was Bleach 2 years ago... Anne there we go. YOUR FOUR SENTENCES MAKE ME JEALOUS OF YOU NOT HAVING COLLEGE BROTHERS DOING THINGS.

[FinnLassie]

Because some people have perverted Mom's who talk about nasty stuff while you're around. While working. With food.

=_=

I, what, nooo...

...I told you it was my corner?
Alternately: I was standing in it.

You've done nothing to clarify this at all.

Bienvenue, mademoiselle.

I think you already know my answer is blue jeans.

The harm was already done, you made me cry, I ran into the corner with teary eyes, sobbing, and you expect me to see something?

It's how I get through in life.

Hey! He's speaking in fancy!

You and your damned blue jeans... *mutter*

[Hattish Thing]

I, what, nooo...



The harm was already done, you made me cry, I ran into the corner with teary eyes, sobbing, and you expect me to see something?

It's how I get through in life.

Hey! He's speaking in fancy!

You and your damned blue jeans... *mutter*

So. I had the most amazing evening out. I was confined by "Dr. Realist." you know who you are...

....to go out to dinner. At the biggest, most expensive restaurant in town. Wearing my white tux. So, I got myself fully geared up. It was amazingness. White slacks with white and silver belt, a white dress shirt and a white vest, with a white bowtie around my neck. I also wore e matching white coat over the vest, complete with the rose in the chest pocket. I got a little "Taco-ish" and decided to go all Putting on the Ritz.... Wiiiiith my amazing white glittery tophat, white glow in the dark gloves, and a white bejeweled glow in the dark cane.

(You can tell I'm an actor!) Anyway, I made a reservation and everything, so I went out expecting to buy a peanut or two. However, the older Texan man at the table beside me was having dinner with his wife. And at my appearence he spoke to me. He told me "That is the silliest goddamned thing I have seen all month. You look like Taco! I was a fan when I was growing up. Know who he is?"

We talked and then he bought me a full dinner and dessert for in his words being clever and making an old guy laugh.

EPIC WIN.

[Coidzor]

Old curtains.

You can help me move these shelves... FOR SOME STUPID PLANTS THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO BEGIN WITH!

Mmm, now that's a project I could get behind. I could really shred some curtains right now, actually...

Honestly if we're going to have shelves and grow-lights we might as well just dig down into the limestone and have a grow-cavern.

I think I've about accepted that I'm not going to be able to kick you out, anyway. *mumblemumble*

Well, I had originally thought the weapon, but then you said frozen, and I wasn't sure.

Gotta share when there's only one for all of us, after all. Just like the hot tub time machine.

Gar Pike.

Dude, the show is older than I am, and still running. You should be more surprised when people don't know it.

Is older than me, even.

...I told you it was my corner?
Alternately: I was standing in it.

Your options are North, South, East, and Dennis.

*shrug*

I think you already know my answer is blue jeans.

I meant on me.

Actually, this reminds me, I met a guy from Big Stone Lick, Virginia today, Amidus. Small little place, sounds about the same size as your little town that doesn't even have a real store or anything.

I love that my mom thinks that horrible jokes of that nature are funny.

At least she has a sense of humor. Coidmama? wuff. no.

*mutter mutter*

Well, at least my cakes are kind. Poison excluded.

I don't think I'll watch that link... Ehhhh.

Why on earth would I discuss about something like that with my mother? Why would ANYONE talk about stuff like that with their mums?

*smoulders*

Mmm, that's always nice and sweet, but sometimes you just want a clear picture of where you're starting out and where you're going and how you're going to get there. And sometimes your cake has to spell it out that you're going to cake town together.

Your loss, mademoiselle. It's nothing.... improper, though.

Ask Moony and Zodi, I suppose. As much as my Coidmama wishes she'd had a goirl instead of a bouncing baby Coid, such is not the way of the world, or at least our relationship.

Because some people have perverted Mom's who talk about nasty stuff while you're around. While working. With food.

=_=

You have to have come from somewhere, after all.

... Why aren't my siblings like yours? Barely game together, anime exposure was Bleach 2 years ago... Anne there we go. YOUR FOUR SENTENCES MAKE ME JEALOUS OF YOU NOT HAVING COLLEGE BROTHERS DOING THINGS.

Older or younger ships?

I leave for a day and look at what you guys do. That's half the thread gone already, and we haven't even run out the warranty!
Why did I leave? Well, I'm at my sister's, which means gaming and anime all day every day. This is actually the first time I've even gotten on my computer. I probably won't really be posting until I'm back home on Wednesday, by which point we'll have a new thread at this rate. See you on the other side.

Have fun with your sister!

The harm was already done, you made me cry, I ran into the corner with teary eyes, sobbing, and you expect me to see something?

It's how I get through in life.

Hey! He's speaking in fancy!

You and your damned blue jeans... *mutter*

Not supposed to make girls cry, after all. Unless it's in a good way, and even then it's iffy.

C'est la femme. Cherchez la femme? *shrug* La Vie Femme.

He can hack it every now and then, aye. That's part of his charm, never know when he'll catch you off guard.

We really do need to do something about those sometime....

....to go out to dinner. At the biggest, most expensive restaurant in town. Wearing my white tux. So, I got myself fully geared up. It was amazingness. White slacks with white and silver belt, a white dress shirt and a white vest, with a white bowtie around my neck. I also wore e matching white coat over the vest, complete with the rose in the chest pocket. I got a little "Taco-ish" and decided to go all Putting on the Ritz.... Wiiiiith my amazing white glittery tophat, white glow in the dark gloves, and a white bejeweled glow in the dark cane.

(You can tell I'm an actor!) Anyway, I made a reservation and everything, so I went out expecting to buy a peanut or two. However, the older Texan man at the table beside me was having dinner with his wife. And at my appearence he spoke to me. He told me "That is the silliest goddamned thing I have seen all month. You look like Taco! I was a fan when I was growing up. Know who he is?"

We talked and then he bought me a full dinner and dessert for in his words being clever and making an old guy laugh.

EPIC WIN.

Cuz every girl crazy about a sharp-dressed man.

Nice.

I had a nice every myself. Went to another Angry Video Game Nerd party and everything went better than expected. So well I'm still up at 7 AM. I should rectify this.

I? Reinforcing bad behaviour? I think you're talking to the wrong guy. That said, I suppose there may be some behaviour I personally would label "good" despite how the moniker usually goes...

Sometimes it is good to be bad.

And you consider the women's behaviour perverse?

Junk!? You, sir, have insulted my honour! :smallmelodramaticallyfurious:

Also, think of me as something a lot more abstract, floating around the networks, above the concept of solitary hardware, beyond the scope of a singular node.

As opposed to just out and out sexually perverted, aye.

Well, what'cha gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk?

So more Durandal, less AM. I think I get'cha.

[Deathkeeper]

So. I had the most amazing evening out. I was confined by "Dr. Realist." you know who you are...

....to go out to dinner. At the biggest, most expensive restaurant in town. Wearing my white tux. So, I got myself fully geared up. It was amazingness. White slacks with white and silver belt, a white dress shirt and a white vest, with a white bowtie around my neck. I also wore e matching white coat over the vest, complete with the rose in the chest pocket. I got a little "Taco-ish" and decided to go all Putting on the Ritz.... Wiiiiith my amazing white glittery tophat, white glow in the dark gloves, and a white bejeweled glow in the dark cane.

(You can tell I'm an actor!) Anyway, I made a reservation and everything, so I went out expecting to buy a peanut or two. However, the older Texan man at the table beside me was having dinner with his wife. And at my appearence he spoke to me. He told me "That is the silliest goddamned thing I have seen all month. You look like Taco! I was a fan when I was growing up. Know who he is?"

We talked and then he bought me a full dinner and dessert for in his words being clever and making an old guy laugh.

EPIC WIN.

Why am I not even remotely surprised that you own all of these things.

[Amidus Drexel]

The harm was already done, you made me cry, I ran into the corner with teary eyes, sobbing, and you expect me to see something?

It's how I get through in life.

Hey! He's speaking in fancy!

You and your damned blue jeans... *mutter*

Sure, sure.



I think you mean French, but whatever.

The only real pants.

Mmm, now that's a project I could get behind. I could really shred some curtains right now, actually...

Honestly if we're going to have shelves and grow-lights we might as well just dig down into the limestone and have a grow-cavern.

Gotta share when there's only one for all of us, after all. Just like the hot tub time machine.

You sound like my mom's cat.

Look, there's limestone everywhere. I'll go get us a pickaxe.

Y'all can have the hot tub time machine. I don't particularly like water or messing with causality.

Gar Pike.

Is older than me, even.

Your options are North, South, East, and Dennis.

So helpful.

Well, you're not older than 24. Hrm... I'll figure this out eventually.

Never take Dennis.

I meant on me.

Actually, this reminds me, I met a guy from Big Stone Lick, Virginia today, Amidus. Small little place, sounds about the same size as your little town that doesn't even have a real store or anything.

At least she has a sense of humor. Coidmama? wuff. no.

Cuz every girl crazy about a sharp-dressed man.

But... How am I supposed to know what you look good in? The only things I've ever seen you wear are fancy clothes, blue jeans, and a dress.

Google maps does not return a Big Stone Lick... Do you mean Big Stone Gap? That's pretty close to KY... (and doesn't look all that impressive of a town)

Heheheh, she's even funnier when she's buzzed.

Excellent.

[LaZodiac]

I, what, nooo...

Yhaaaa. My Mom is still great though!

Also did you get the PM I sent you? Sorry to nag.