Random Banter #196

[Mutant Sheep]

I am easily grossed out by nasty food.

I never found eating unborn babies of chicken's particularly attractive. It's like eating a fetus. Just. EW.

^point. Good point.

(*wants boozeeeee*)

[Coidzor]

I am easily grossed out by nasty food.

I never found eating unborn babies of chicken's particularly attractive. It's like eating a fetus. Just. EW.

Deviled eggs aren't nasty, they're a culinary masterpiece that you just can't enjoy due to your dietary vows.

Well, if it's like eating a fetus then something went wrong during the production process, yeah.

^point. Good point.

(*wants boozeeeee*)

Silly ship.

*waggles finger* No, no, no. Don't want to have to put you over my knee again, do we?

[Hattish Thing]

^point. Good point.

(*wants boozeeeee*)

Go to teh chaaaaat.

[LaZodiac]

I am easily grossed out by nasty food.

I never found eating unborn babies of chicken's particularly attractive. It's like eating a fetus. Just. EW.

Well actually no, the eggs you buy in stores are un fertalized and thus do not have any sort of fetusy things in em. If they do you've either been tricked, or are eating this one Germanic food. Forget what it's called but it's cooked duck fetus, as a food. It's apparently delicious.

[TaiLiu]

Guys.

Having meltdowns about school.

So not worth it during the summer.

Yes, school combined with summer can be quite stressful.

ON THE OTHER HAND, today I'm going to see Return of the King, and later, I will be going to that same theater camp I sold jars of organic air in last summer.

Wait, did I not tell you guys about that?

That was awesome.

...Organic air...?

Sigh... I wish I could put together an outfit based on an avatar I made, but I haven't the foggiest idea where to start.

Hm. I think modifications would be easiest. Find an outfit closest to the design, then alter it until it fits your needs.

[Hattish Thing]

Well actually no, the eggs you buy in stores are un fertalized and thus do not have any sort of fetusy things in em. If they do you've either been tricked, or are eating this one Germanic food. Forget what it's called but it's cooked duck fetus, as a food. It's apparently delicious.

OH GAWD EW. NO. THAT'S DISGUSTING. YOU GUYS ARE DESTROYING MY BRAIN.

[Coidzor]

Organic air reminds me of when my dad sold some kind of burr or seed pod as "porcupine eggs," to unsuspecting yankees. XD He got in so much trouble for that and had to spend the rest of the day and the next hunting down people to refund them.

Well actually no, the eggs you buy in stores are un fertalized and thus do not have any sort of fetusy things in em. If they do you've either been tricked, or are eating this one Germanic food. Forget what it's called but it's cooked duck fetus, as a food. It's apparently delicious.

Maybe once in a very blue moon you'll find one, though a lot less often than when I was a kid... and a bit more often if you're getting them from people who actually keep chickens themselves. Which is what you want anyway, since they're fresher and have a better chance of being healthier too.

OH GAWD EW. NO. THAT'S DISGUSTING. YOU GUYS ARE DESTROYING MY BRAIN.

It's rather basic knowledge from growing up in the U.S. I'd thought. Are you sure you don't wanna just be a vegan?

[FinnLassie]

...Those monsters...

Karelian, eh? That's a new one. Gaelic... Gaelic is nice, yeah...

Blueberry Panda then?

It was fun at the time mostly due to my alcohol intake, but hindsight... There's some scenes I'd rather forget.

Mmh, Karelian. You should go on Youtube and find songs by Heli Keinonen. Some are Finnish, some are Karelian.

Where did the blueberry come from?

Well actually no, the eggs you buy in stores are un fertalized and thus do not have any sort of fetusy things in em. If they do you've either been tricked, or are eating this one Germanic food. Forget what it's called but it's cooked duck fetus, as a food. It's apparently delicious.

Hmm, I wonder if organic eggs are unfertilised? That's the stuff I always eat.

[Teddy]

I usually spend two hours without eating after brushing my teeth. The after taste is teeeeerrible!

Actually, I think that's for the best, since you shouldn't eat after brushing your teeth to start with...

You're sailing perilously close to the wind, Finnalin.

Isn't thats where you want to sail to start with? I mean, sailing far away from the wind isn't going to get you anywhere to start with...

Nah, I just don't find French pretty at all. Well, well, Karelian's nice, and Scots Gaelic is pretty, and and and Estonian is a very, very divine sounding language!

Isn't Estonian to Finnish much what Norwegian is to Swedish, really?

Recursive.

fun foo(s) = "under" + foo(s);

Sigh... I wish I could put together an outfit based on an avatar I made, but I haven't the foggiest idea where to start.

Well, unless we get to see your avatar, I don't think we'll have any either...

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Just came home from a party. Ugh, I think I've had too much...
...
Too much caffeine, that is. I binged a litre of lukewarm tea at short notice to stave off some alcohol-induced tiredness (lesser amounts of alcohol does that to me). My stomach wasn't very happy with me for a while there...

[Hattish Thing]

Organic air reminds me of when my dad sold some kind of burr or seed pod as "porcupine eggs," to unsuspecting yankees. XD He got in so much trouble for that and had to spend the rest of the day and the next hunting down people to refund them.



Maybe once in a very blue moon you'll find one, though a lot less often than when I was a kid... and a bit more often if you're getting them from people who actually keep chickens themselves. Which is what you want anyway, since they're fresher and have a better chance of being healthier too.



It's rather basic knowledge from growing up in the U.S. I'd thought. Are you sure you don't wanna just be a vegan?

Cheese dude. Cheese.

New avvie! Wheeee!

[Teddy]

Hmm, I wonder if organic eggs are unfertilised? That's the stuff I always eat.

Unless you find a chicken fetus in them, they're most definitely unfertilised.

[LaZodiac]

Hmm, I wonder if organic eggs are unfertilised? That's the stuff I always eat.

Psst, all eggs are organic eggs

[TaiLiu]

Psst, all eggs are organic eggs

Unless they're fake eggs and made of plastic or stone or something, of course.

[LaZodiac]

Unless they're fake eggs and made of plastic or stone or something, of course.

Well yes, that's what I mean, of course

[FinnLassie]

Unless you find a chicken fetus in them, they're most definitely unfertilised.

Dunno, I have some red stuff in me eggsies' yellowy bits from time to time.

Psst, all eggs are organic eggs

But, you know, they sell organic eggs and free-range eggs.

[Rawhide]

Actually, I think that's for the best, since you shouldn't eat after brushing your teeth to start with...

This is actually incorrect. Brushing your teeth is not about removing the food from your teeth, it's about removing the bacteria from your teeth and massaging the gums. You should generally actually do your daily brushes a little while before eating or drinking many foods and drinks, or at least give several hours in between, as many foods and drinks, particularly acidic ones, will actually weaken your teeth which brushing can then damage.

So, don't brush your teeth after drinking coke or orange juice. Chew on some sugarfree gum instead and wait a few hours.

Also, use soft a bristled brush, not hard.

[LaZodiac]

Dunno, I have some red stuff in me eggsies' yellowy bits from time to time.

But, you know, they sell organic eggs and free-range eggs.

I forget what the red stuff is. Oh, right, it's blood from the mother. I think.

What's the difference?

[MoonCat]

Aaaaand you know what sulfur tastes like? Why?

Correction, it tastes the way sulfur smells. How are you?

Yes, school combined with summer can be quite stressful.

...Organic air...?

YES.

It was hilarious, some people even bought it.

[TaiLiu]

YES.

YES.

It was hilarious, some people even bought it.

...How odd. You must have a very high Charisma, then.

[Hattish Thing]

Correction, it tastes the way sulfur smells. How are you?



YES.

It was hilarious, some people even bought it.

Worried about you. Do you need a tutor? I may be able to assist you!

Though I was sucky at math. >_>

[FinnLassie]

What's the difference?

I guess the names for the eggs come from how the hens have lived. Free range ones get them synthetic chemicals, organics don't.

[Kneenibble]

;___;

Will you ever forgive me?! *throws self in Kneebsie's feet*

I cannot inveigh you for your aesthetic preferences, but a silly drawing with a budgie in it would go a long way to soothing my wounded Canadien heart.

^point. Good point.

(*wants boozeeeee*)

No Ovis! You can't have any, it's all mine! I'm going to drink it all so there is none left for you!

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Uh, this might take a while.

Coid. Ew. I'm vegetarian.

My condolences.

Isn't thats where you want to sail to start with? I mean, sailing far away from the wind isn't going to get you anywhere to start with...

You're sailing perilously close to the wind too, Teddiferous!

Sailing is a curious sensation. You can still get forward momentum pointed almost into the wind, which is called close to the wind; but if you sail too directly into the wind, your ship stalls and it becomes very difficult to turn and catch the wind again.

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Just came home from a party. Ugh, I think I've had too much...
...
Too much caffeine, that is. I binged a litre of lukewarm tea at short notice to stave off some alcohol-induced tiredness (lesser amounts of alcohol does that to me). My stomach wasn't very happy with me for a while there...

I prescribe cheese and crispbread for this ailment, which settles a roiled stomach.

This is actually incorrect. Brushing your teeth is not about removing the food from your teeth, it's about removing the bacteria from your teeth and massaging the gums. You should generally actually do your daily brushes a little while before eating or drinking many foods and drinks, or at least give several hours in between, as many foods and drinks, particularly acidic ones, will actually weaken your teeth which brushing can then damage.

So, don't brush your teeth after drinking coke or orange juice. Chew on some sugarfree gum instead and wait a few hours.

Also, use soft a bristled brush, not hard.

Sounds like medical advice to me.

[Teddy]

This is actually incorrect. Brushing your teeth is not about removing the food from your teeth, it's about removing the bacteria from your teeth and massaging the gums. You should generally actually do your daily brushes a little while before eating or drinking many foods and drinks, or at least give several hours in between, as many foods and drinks, particularly acidic ones, will actually weaken your teeth which brushing can then damage.

So, don't brush your teeth after drinking coke or orange juice. Chew on some sugarfree gum instead and wait a few hours.

Also, use soft a bristled brush, not hard.

Actually, this is from a toothpaste perspective. The toothpaste contains sodium fluoride to strengthen the tooth enamel, and you're generally recommended to not eat or drink close to brushing your teeth in order to not upset the process.

[Mutant Sheep]

I cannot inveigh you for your aesthetic preferences, but a silly drawing with a budgie in it would go a long way to soothing my wounded Canadien heart.

No Ovis! You can't have any, it's all mine! I'm going to drink it all so there is none left for you!

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My condolences.

You're sailing perilously close to the wind too, Teddiferous!

I prescribe cheese and crispbread for this ailment, which settles a roiled stomach.

Sounds like medical advice to me.

But then she'll never get around to drawing me a sheep!

Knee, you'll never finish that all by yourself. We need to share.

This is what I say to vegans. >_< (I also go "You lunatic, EAT WHAT YOU CAN BEFORE YOU CAN'T ANYMORE")

NOOO, Teddy! STAY SAILING! Bear doing heroic pose holding onto sailboats mast, peering off into the sunrise wearing some fancy uniform.
Ewwww. Bread.

Haha! THIS MADED ME LAUGH.

[LaZodiac]

I guess the names for the eggs come from how the hens have lived. Free range ones get them synthetic chemicals, organics don't.

Ooh, okay. I'll note that, at least in the case of organic vegetables and fruits and stuff, the chemical sprays they use don't cause any problem what so ever. I'd assume the same is for the meat products as well.

[FinnLassie]

I cannot inveigh you for your aesthetic preferences, but a silly drawing with a budgie in it would go a long way to soothing my wounded Canadien heart.

Here you go, Kneebubbles. <3

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crap, I made the back of my head too small.

[MetDitto]

So I'm transgender, male to female, and I got put in an all-male dorm next semester at college. I was really freaking out, but I just got an email that they have a renovated one-person apartment available maybe. I need to text my buddy Sebastian to see if he's still down but it would be infinitely better than all-male dorms. *shudder* the horror stories

[Kneenibble]

But then she'll never get around to drawing me a sheep!

Knee, you'll never finish that all by yourself. We need to share.

This is what I say to vegans. >_< (I also go "You lunatic, EAT WHAT YOU CAN BEFORE YOU CAN'T ANYMORE")

NOOO, Teddy! STAY SAILING! Bear doing heroic pose holding onto sailboats mast, peering off into the sunrise wearing some fancy uniform.
Ewwww. Bread.

Haha! THIS MADED ME LAUGH.

Ovinus Sempronius Minor, you speak of sharing: let us have Finnlion put budgie and sheep in the same silly drawing, and then together divest that glass of its sweet sweet contents. You, yourself, hiddenly describe a silly drawing which you ought to undertake with your own hoof. I think it could be good.

Shirley crispbreads can be made with some lesser and unagitating grain? Buckwheats, perhaps.

[Mutant Sheep]

Here you go, Kneebubbles. <3

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crap, I made the back of my head too small.

You MIND CONTROLLED HIM. Kneee! You can fight her!

[FinnLassie]

So I'm transgender, male to female, and I got put in an all-male dorm next semester at college. I was really freaking out, but I just got an email that they have a renovated one-person apartment available maybe. I need to text my buddy Sebastian to see if he's still down but it would be infinitely better than all-male dorms. *shudder* the horror stories

Oh, that sounds tricky! I hope it all gets sorted, would be sad if you felt uncomfortable with the accommodation.