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    Bugbear in the Playground
     
    Amiria's Avatar

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    Mister Tom dieth a welcoming stabbity dead because ... well, I'm back.
    The Countess of Mispelling hath returned !__________________________________________________ _________Behold my magnetoresistance !
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    This isn't just any drow. This is a drow who is willing to have a good-aligned flying snake come out of her body so she can then fart rainbows.
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    I shall welcome you back with this dagger. I'm not giving it to you, I'm just gonna stab you with it. *Stabbity*
    "The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach...in a quick upward motion."



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    Ogre in the Playground
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    *Tears wings off and fries them*
    *Stabs wings with knife and fork*
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    In the grim statistics of the far future, there is only math.
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    Most Hilarious Murderer in the Playground. Both his episodes of hysterically ending my life left me chuckling even hours later when I thought about them.
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    *instinctively stabs out of the horror of thinking those kinds of wings taste good and should be eaten*
    Favorite sports:
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    (and basically everything else that starts with 'f')
    ALSO! Come roleplay FFRPG in the Nexus!
    Nexus Characters.

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    I'm blue, *Stabb-i-tee-stab-oo-die*
    Tomorrow is the future, but time isn't real.

    Heads up: I don't care what pronouns you use for me as long it's not 'it'.

    Who reads signatures anyway?

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    You botch your roll.
    "Which one?"
    Yes.

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    *stabby Baby One More time*
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    If you write gibberish in common, even comprehend languages won't turn it into a sonnet.
    P.Z. - gamer; friend; royalty. 'Tis a pleasure.
    <<Cynthia the Witch by me. she's a nice gal, I promise!

    My player Resume, for potential DMs to read over.


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    BlackDragon

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    *Stabbity Stab* to Prince Zahn for threefold reasons.

    1)stabbing a baby.
    2)not being a blackguard whilst doing so.
    3)because I feel like it.
    "Ye are who ye are on all o' yer days. All o' em. Includin' that worst an' tha best. Ev'ry single one counts. All tha way ta tha end."

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    BardGuy

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    Stabbing Libro because My three most hated things are violence, irony and lists

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    Mister Tom dies a *stabbity death* for reasons that are certainly a mystery to me. My finger prints are nowhere on that tree. I had nothing to do with a dead tree coming to life, sharpening its limbs into points, and stabbing the entity while releasing a frequency of radiation which affects its bizarre composition. How could you accuse me of such a thing?
    Peanut Half-Dragon Necromancer by Kurien.

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    Personal Silliness: Vote what Soulknife "Fix"/Inspired Class Should I make??? Past Work Expansion Caricatures.

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    Zaydos dies a Stabbity Death because I hate trying to figure out if people are doing deadpan or not.
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    Gone like the wind.

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    I die a *Stabbity Death* because I don't wanna kill Black Socks. (So sue me.)
    Tomorrow is the future, but time isn't real.

    Heads up: I don't care what pronouns you use for me as long it's not 'it'.

    Who reads signatures anyway?

    Quote Originally Posted by HalfTangible View Post
    You botch your roll.
    "Which one?"
    Yes.

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    BlueWizardGirl

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    Quote Originally Posted by jkhero73 View Post
    I die a *Stabbity Death* because I don't wanna kill Black Socks. (So sue me.)
    Would you mind if this found a home in my signature?
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    Gone like the wind.

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    Black Socks dies a *stabbity death* when I reanimate jkhero73's corpse (through the use of body manipulating zombie fungus), have it sharpen one of its ulna into a shiv and use it to strike him from behind.

    No one lives.
    Peanut Half-Dragon Necromancer by Kurien.

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    BlackDragon

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    Zaydos dies a *stabbity death* from my blade made of positive energy for being a dracolich. And should he have positive energy protection, there's always an AMF on standby...
    "Ye are who ye are on all o' yer days. All o' em. Includin' that worst an' tha best. Ev'ry single one counts. All tha way ta tha end."

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    Libro dies a *stabbity death* because I just got this new knife and it's really cool and the blade is really sharp and
    My username should have been HisHighestMinion, with an N. 15 is an unusual character limit.

    Physics in D&D is only superficially similar to real world physics.

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    BardGuy

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    You do ramble on sometimes, don't you?

    Stabbitydeath

    But not any more.

    Ps woo! Stabbitydeath is now in my tablet's suggestions for autocomplete

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    BlueWizardGirl

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    Mister Tom dies a Congratulationsy Death for getting this thread in his autocomplete suggestions.
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    Gone like the wind.

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    Black Socks dies a stabbity death because his shoes mean I can't check if his socks are actually black.
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    In the grim statistics of the far future, there is only math.
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    Most Hilarious Murderer in the Playground. Both his episodes of hysterically ending my life left me chuckling even hours later when I thought about them.
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    BlackDragon

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    Ninjaman dies a *Stabity Death* because I actually made my spot check.
    "Ye are who ye are on all o' yer days. All o' em. Includin' that worst an' tha best. Ev'ry single one counts. All tha way ta tha end."

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    *sneak attacks Libro to a death most stabbity* It's called a Perception check now. As in a "Wisdom (Perception)" check.
    Last edited by Prince Zahn; 2016-09-20 at 02:32 AM.
    Quote Originally Posted by The_Jette View Post
    If you write gibberish in common, even comprehend languages won't turn it into a sonnet.
    P.Z. - gamer; friend; royalty. 'Tis a pleasure.
    <<Cynthia the Witch by me. she's a nice gal, I promise!

    My player Resume, for potential DMs to read over.


    My Extended Signature

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    Quote Originally Posted by Black Socks View Post
    Would you mind if this found a home in my signature?
    Not at all friend!


    Prince Zahn dies a stabbity death for reasons unknown to even myself.
    Tomorrow is the future, but time isn't real.

    Heads up: I don't care what pronouns you use for me as long it's not 'it'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfTangible View Post
    You botch your roll.
    "Which one?"
    Yes.

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    jhero73 dies a stabbity death so that I can steal the letter 'k' from his username. I have need of it.
    Trophies and current avi by Lord Herman!

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    Area iamdudum relicta, Chunklets icendo morietur.
    Last edited by Kneenibble; 2016-10-05 at 12:41 PM.

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    Kneenibble dies a *Stab-tastic Death* because the romance languages ruined Harry Potter for me.
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    Gone like the wind.

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    Black Socks dies a *stabbity death* because I need a fresh corpse for necrobotanical experiments.
    Peanut Half-Dragon Necromancer by Kurien.

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    Group: The Harrowing Halloween Harvest of Horror Part 2

    Personal Silliness: Vote what Soulknife "Fix"/Inspired Class Should I make??? Past Work Expansion Caricatures.

    Old: My homebrew (updated 9/9)

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    Zaydos dies gets a stabbity death unmaking, because now he has a control, non- fresh corpse to verify his experimental results against!


    On second thoughts, you had one of those already. I must have done it because you belong dead.
    Last edited by Mister Tom; 2016-10-17 at 07:17 PM.

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    Mister Tom dies a stabbity death from my newly sharpened pencil.
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    Starla dies a stabitty death because pencils are for drawing, not killing.
    "Ye are who ye are on all o' yer days. All o' em. Includin' that worst an' tha best. Ev'ry single one counts. All tha way ta tha end."

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    Libro dies a pencil through the brainity *stabbity death* because writing implements are perfect for stabbing with.
    Peanut Half-Dragon Necromancer by Kurien.

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    SCIMITAR-CHUCKS, YO!
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    Supagoof took the most blows and incidentally took exactly the same damage Xihirli inflicted.
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    Xihirli, bastion of murder and betrayal.
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    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
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    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
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    You can trust her to be completely insane; and probably to backstab you.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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