Stabbity Death LXXI: Whetstone your appetite!

[Amiria]

Mister Tom dieth a welcoming stabbity dead because ... well, I'm back.

[Darius Midnite]

I shall welcome you back with this dagger. I'm not giving it to you, I'm just gonna stab you with it. *Stabbity*

[Ninjaman]

*Tears wings off and fries them*
*Stabs wings with knife and fork*

[5a Violista]

*instinctively stabs out of the horror of thinking those kinds of wings taste good and should be eaten*

[Vivee]

I'm blue, *Stabb-i-tee-stab-oo-die*

[Prince Zahn]

*stabby Baby One More time*

[Libro]

*Stabbity Stab* to Prince Zahn for threefold reasons.

1)stabbing a baby.
2)not being a blackguard whilst doing so.
3)because I feel like it.

[Mister Tom]

Stabbing Libro because My three most hated things are violence, irony and lists

[Zaydos]

Mister Tom dies a *stabbity death* for reasons that are certainly a mystery to me. My finger prints are nowhere on that tree. I had nothing to do with a dead tree coming to life, sharpening its limbs into points, and stabbing the entity while releasing a frequency of radiation which affects its bizarre composition. How could you accuse me of such a thing?

[Black Socks]

Zaydos dies a Stabbity Death because I hate trying to figure out if people are doing deadpan or not.

[Vivee]

I die a *Stabbity Death* because I don't wanna kill Black Socks. (So sue me.)

[Black Socks]

I die a *Stabbity Death* because I don't wanna kill Black Socks. (So sue me.)

Would you mind if this found a home in my signature?

[Zaydos]

Black Socks dies a *stabbity death* when I reanimate jkhero73's corpse (through the use of body manipulating zombie fungus), have it sharpen one of its ulna into a shiv and use it to strike him from behind.

No one lives.

[Libro]

Zaydos dies a *stabbity death* from my blade made of positive energy for being a dracolich. And should he have positive energy protection, there's always an AMF on standby...

[HisHighestMinio]

Libro dies a *stabbity death* because I just got this new knife and it's really cool and the blade is really sharp and

[Mister Tom]

You do ramble on sometimes, don't you?

Stabbitydeath

But not any more.

Ps woo! Stabbitydeath is now in my tablet's suggestions for autocomplete

[Black Socks]

Mister Tom dies a Congratulationsy Death for getting this thread in his autocomplete suggestions.

[Ninjaman]

Black Socks dies a stabbity death because his shoes mean I can't check if his socks are actually black.

[Libro]

Ninjaman dies a *Stabity Death* because I actually made my spot check.

[Prince Zahn]

*sneak attacks Libro to a death most stabbity* It's called a Perception check now. As in a "Wisdom (Perception)" check.

[Vivee]

Would you mind if this found a home in my signature?

Not at all friend!


Prince Zahn dies a stabbity death for reasons unknown to even myself.

[Chunklets]

jhero73 dies a stabbity death so that I can steal the letter 'k' from his username. I have need of it.

[Kneenibble]

Area iamdudum relicta, Chunklets icendo morietur.

[Black Socks]

Kneenibble dies a *Stab-tastic Death* because the romance languages ruined Harry Potter for me.

[Zaydos]

Black Socks dies a *stabbity death* because I need a fresh corpse for necrobotanical experiments.

[Mister Tom]

Zaydos dies gets a stabbity death unmaking, because now he has a control, non- fresh corpse to verify his experimental results against!


On second thoughts, you had one of those already. I must have done it because you belong dead.

[Starla]

Mister Tom dies a stabbity death from my newly sharpened pencil.

[Libro]

Starla dies a stabitty death because pencils are for drawing, not killing.

[Zaydos]

Libro dies a pencil through the brainity *stabbity death* because writing implements are perfect for stabbing with.

[Xihirli]

SCIMITAR-CHUCKS, YO!
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