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    Default Durkon was right all along


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    Rude wood:
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    Just a heads-up: That coffee we gave you earlier had fluorescent calcium in it so we can track the neuronal activity in your brain. There's a slight chance the calcium could harden and vitrify your frontal lobe. Anyway, don't stress yourself thinking about it. I'm serious. Visualizing the scenario while under stress actually triggers the reaction.

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    Evil with a capital E to quote our favourite litch.

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    Never bet against a dwarf with over 20 Wisdom.
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    "The really unforgivable acts are committed by calm men in beautiful green silk rooms, who deal death wholesale, by the shipload, without lust, or anger, or desire, or any redeeming emotion to excuse them but cold fear of some pretended future. But the crimes they hope to prevent in the future are imaginary. The ones they commit in the present--they are real." --Aral Vorkosigan

    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    This, in a nutshell.
    Yes, exactly.

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    So, the next phase of the arboreal invasion begins. 'Tis as I feared...
    Why I love V...

    Now, if you don't mind, I am somewhat preoccupied telling the laws of physics to shut up and sit down.

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    Damn it! Vaarsuvius, I've told you before, we do NOT blow up other members of the party!

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    "When we staggered out the tree was across the road leaving this big bush on top of the car. In retrospect it looked quite decorative, but we could have done without it."

    Hahaha, these women are fantastic. Can we make the comic about them?
    >>softly open our mouths in the cold

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    Bugbear in the Playground
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    We should replace Elan with both of them. Even though Elan is great, these women are better.

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    Of course Durkon's right.

    He's Scottish; he knows all about Birnam Wood's attack on the castle of Dunsinane.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goosefarble View Post
    "When we staggered out the tree was across the road leaving this big bush on top of the car. In retrospect it looked quite decorative, but we could have done without it."

    Hahaha, these women are fantastic. Can we make the comic about them?
    Yes.

    Quote Originally Posted by jhunter_d View Post
    We should replace Elan with both of them. Even though Elan is great, these women are better.
    No.

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    Quote Originally Posted by is_Wayside View Post
    No.
    Come on! They'd be wonderful!

    "Appreciate, appreciate, appreciate, appreciate, how a tree falling on my car is a work of art!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay R View Post
    Of course Durkon's right.

    He's Scottish; he knows all about Birnam Wood's attack on the castle of Dunsinane.
    Ah man! Now you just made Durkon's prediction of a tree attack seem less impressive, since it happened hundreds of years ago
    Quote Originally Posted by jhunter_d View Post
    Come on! They'd be wonderful!

    "Appreciate, appreciate, appreciate, appreciate, how a tree falling on my car is a work of art!"
    But can either of them sing?
    No, the answer is obviously that these two women replace Haley!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 137ben View Post
    Ah man! Now you just made Durkon's prediction of a tree attack seem less impressive, since it happened hundreds of years ago
    Not to mention the end of the Battle of Helm's Deep.
    >>softly open our mouths in the cold

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    Power equals power

    The hero of any story can defy danger - but only a special hero can defy stories themselves.

    Avatar by Ceika. She's great .

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    The trees be attackin'! Run fer your lives!

    (Come to think of it, I wonder if Vampire Durkon scorns trees now.)
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    So the song runs on, with shift and change,
    Through the years that have no name,
    And the late notes soar to a higher range,
    But the theme is still the same.
    Man's battle-cry and the guns' reply
    Blend in with the old, old rhyme
    That was traced in the score of the strata marks
    While millenniums winked like campfire sparks
    Down the winds of unguessed time. -- 4th Stanza, The Bad Lands, Badger Clark

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bulldog Psion View Post
    The trees be attackin'! Run fer your lives!

    (Come to think of it, I wonder if Vampire Durkon scorns trees now.)
    I think he should fear them even more, since now trees are actually very deadly for him (wooden stakes and all).


    Ignotus Peverell avatar made by the great Bradakhan.

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    Titan in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goosefarble View Post
    Not to mention the end of the Battle of Helm's Deep.
    Which was, in fact, witnessed by a dwarf with a Scottish accent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay R View Post
    Which was, in fact, witnessed by a dwarf with a Scottish accent.
    In other words, a dwarf.
    Why yes, Warlock is my solution for everything.

    Quote Originally Posted by obryn View Post
    Active Abilities are great because you - the player - are demonstrating your Dwarvenness or Elfishness. You're not passively a dwarf, you're actively dwarfing your way through obstacles.

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