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    Come and enjoy our unique beverages! Enjoy the casual atmosphere in our Casablanca-meets-rustic-Asian facilities. Chat with friends out on the bamboo patio or stroll inside and grab a private, fern-surrounded booth.



    Trog's Tavern has been enchanted to be indestructible. Please refrain from attempting to damage it, as it will not work.

    Theme Song

    NOW HIRING: Bartenders, Cooks, Talented bards, Burly bouncers, etc.
    (Hey bards: just take spotlight in the tavern's center and start singing!)

    STAFF:
    Manager: El Jaspero
    Bouncers: Hoseki, Tempest Stormwing, Valthreborn Valthera
    Bartender: Trog, El J, Nina, Paige, Cosmo, Alex Shipmaster, Erdan
    Cook: Kobold Who


    Trog would like to introduce:

    Nina - a feisty and vivacious 18 year old (she's legal). Mean and completely unavailable.

    Paige - a sweet and wholesome elf working her way through college at SIU here in town.

    Cosmo - a quick-witted and oppressed gnome scoundrel.

    All will be happy to serve you. ((Since all are NPCs they are up for communal control. Feel free to say what they do or say to you or any other patron. To a point.))

    GET A FREE DRINK ON YOUR FIRST BARBARIAN POST HERE!

    THE CURRENT DRINK MENU
    Wines:
    Catoblepas Sauvingnon
    Chimera Cabernet - A hearty red with a hits of oak and black cherry.
    Kobold Chianti - Tart and tangy! Try it with fava beans!
    Merfolk Merlot - Full-bodied with a hint of rose.
    Purple Worm Pinot - Earthy aroma.
    Funky Llama - A rich fruity wine, available in white or red.
    Xorn Zinfandel - Sweet and fruity!
    Cormyrian Fireamber - Imported and very good.
    Spoonake Chablis - Straight from the Underdark!
    Feline's Fancy - A purplish, swirly mixture that any feline will adore.

    Bar Drinks:
    Pina CoLlama - If you're not into yoga and have half a brain.
    Swampwater - A Phosphorescent lemon-lime delight
    Jasphattan - Sweet vermouth with bitters and more.
    White Russian Wukei - Vodka, Kahlua, and Milk.
    Long Island Iced Tea - Tastes better than it will make you feel in the morning.
    Mai Tai - Dark and pineapple juice.
    Sneak on the Beach - Vodka, Cranberry juice, pineapple juice and Peach Schapps.
    Rust Monster - Scotch and Drambuie.
    Coffee Martini - buzzzzz.
    Murderita - Wasted away again...
    Rampaging Rail Mixer - Mad strong!
    Ice Liqueur - Guaranteed to cool you down.
    Dwarf Spirits Available
    Aboleth Absinthe
    LEVEL UP LIQUER - Need a few extra XP? We gots XP in a bottle!
    Dragon's Liver Buster - The strongest drink in the house. Don't say we didn't warn you...
    Constitution Crushing Wine - Fort. DC 35 or pass out!
    Djinn and Tonic - Whirling ice cubes, fizzy soda, and one drunk genie.
    Rum Llamonade Daquiri
    Mudslide Daquiri
    Chuul Lounge - Bacardi Limon, Aberration , creme de bananes and juices into a Chuul shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well. Strain into a highball glass half-filled with ice cubes, and serve.
    Ichor Liquor - Made from a fermented mix of various kinds of blood, the perfect drink for vampires and similar creatures.
    Black Market Wallbanger
    Hydrogelic's 110 proof Firewater
    Guild Vodka No. 3
    Black Shadow - A strong concoction guaranteed to send a chill down your spine at any temperature.
    Wizard Blizzard - The effect depends on the spell stored in it. Other than that, it's made with crushed ice and Bourbon.

    Beers Ales & Such
    Grim Brewery brand Ginger - Death-o-licious!
    Archon Ale
    Guilders Ale
    Balthor's Best
    Mind Flayer Mead - Uhh... I wouldn't order this if you are not into brains and such.

    Other Fine Beverages
    Darknight Coffee - cream has no effect
    SLURPEES!
    Root
    Red Minotaur Energy Drink
    Llamonade - that cool, refreshing drink for quadrupeds.
    Dragon's Fire Breath (cherry Kool-Aid) for the kids!
    Fox Cola - the choice of the furry generation.
    Hot Chocolate - with little marshmallows and stuff.

    To Munch
    Hot Spicy Peanuts
    Velvet Elfish - Trogtilla chips with hot cheese and meat dip - soooo good.
    Fortune Cookies - I got this deal with a local factory see...
    Bamhacon!!!
    Gyros
    Salads (Spring Greens, Caesar, and Italian Pasta)
    Who's Surprise

    Desserts
    Muffins
    Brownies

    Also: Fine Cigars Available from our humidor. Coffin Nail cigarettes.
    Be sure to check out the excellent banjowood carving above the fireplace!

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    ((Repost))
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    Yes I supose. He takes a drink. But even if I wanted to do that, how would I go about it?
    Still not really here. Still just an illusion.

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    Earin considers.
    "Well, I'm sure any number of priests could detect something like that. You could come to Inari's, we could help you there."
    He stands up.
    "I'm afraid I need to go. I hope you'll come by sometime."
    He vanishes.

    Maal focuses on his spellbook.
    ((I'm leaving for a bit))

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    I'll think about it. Gregor drinks thoughtfully. ((I gotta go too.))
    Still not really here. Still just an illusion.

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    Svadris enters, followed by Thud. he looks around, then goes to the bar. An Ichor Liquor. Have you found anything for Thud yet?

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    Hoseki, noticing her player's wandering attention, barely manages to turn into an iron bar and stow herself before she leaves.
    Hoseki is a woman with a plan.
    Doll Hoseki by Sneak:

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    Bearchase and Quentin enter the tavern. Bearchase is busy trying to rip open a gift, but it seems to resist his attempts. Quentin leads the kender over to a table and Bearchase sits down. The polar bear lays down beside the table as Bearchase keeps trying to open the unopenable present.

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    Nina looks at Svadris. Oh, so that's what that stuff is for. She goes into the back room and brings back a foul, chemical-smelling concoction bubbling ominously in a tankard. Thud takes it and begins gulping it down. Nina then delivers the Ichor Liquor to Svadris, who sips it.

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    Maal looks up from his spellbook and eyes the patrons with resignation and irritation.

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    ((Way to make me feel welcome to the Town, Maal...))

    The kender giggles as he continues to play with the gift.

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    ((Hey, this is my character, not me))
    ((And you should be happy that Maal is not interested in your character))

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    Aerin's player remembers that she is there. Aerin yawns and stretches, pays for her hot chocolate, and leaves.

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    Maal watches Aerin leave, wondering if he should follow suit.

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    Bearchase finally puts the gift back in his pouch, and pulls out some paper. He begins to draw as Quentin orders two llamanades.

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    Maal finally sighs and looks back to his spellbook.

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    Svardis and Thud finish their drinks and go upstairs.

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    Secret Agent Stick Omega steps into the bar and takes a seat.
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    Maal notes SASO's gaze and meets it and nods before turning back to his spellbook.

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    A man appears in the tavern mutters a single word and vanishes again.
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    The stars glimmer
    and I can't help
    but wonder.
    Do they cry on those worlds,
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    Maal raises an eyebrow and waits for it to come back.

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    It doesn't. At least not anytime soon.

    The hound rolls over to let his other side warm up.
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    Maal shrugs and looks back at his spellbook.
    [hr]
    Grothok runs in and flicks his amulet, which emanates an antimagic effect. He stalks around the tavern, looking for invisible people and Lillah.
    Last edited by AmberVael; 2006-12-26 at 11:04 PM.

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    Remy steps inside and watches Grothok.
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    I'm back! Sorta. Not really. Kinda though.

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    He sees no invisible people (of mine at least.) or Lillah.
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    Grothok runs outside, hearing Earin's voice urging him the countryside.

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    Remy receives his orders and runs off as well.
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    Gregor wakes up with a start. He looks around before heading out.
    Still not really here. Still just an illusion.

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    Maal sighs and goes upstairs.

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    Seren comes downstairs and orders a hot chocolate. For once Cosmo seems to realize she may not be in the mood for banter and just gets it for her without a word. She takes the cup and moves to a corner, relieved to find the tavern nearly empty.
    Twilight's curtain, pinned by a star.

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    Maal comes back from downstairs, looking slightly concerned. He slips over to Seren.
    Lady, is there something wrong?
    The posture he takes, his voice... even his features, to an extent, are oddly reminiscent of Vael. Seren doesn't think anyone else would notice the similarities.

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