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    So what exactly would the stats of a half-elf/half-dwarf be?

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    http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=30416

    Thread's been done already. Unless you're looking for someone to actually stat them up - at which point you want the Homebrew Design section.
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    Such a quick response..... I feel kind of violated....

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    +0 str
    +0 dex
    +0 con
    -2 int
    +0 wis
    -10 cha

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    Though I'd say they wouldn't exist. If the mother is an elf, the baby would be too thick (yes, thick) for natural birth, and if the mother is a dwarf, the baby would be too tall.

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    you know what we need? a half drow half dragon ninja villian. Is that even possible?
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    Yes, it is. However, a better thing is a half-drow half-shadow dragon shadowcaster. Somewhat useless, but all shadow-y.

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    but ninjas are cooler! *whine* Gosh!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mc skittlez ninja master View Post
    you know what we need? a half drow half dragon ninja villian. Is that even possible?
    Did you mean applying half-dragon to drow (when it would be half-dragon drow) or applying half-dragon to a half-drow (when it would be a drow whose other parent was half-drow, other parent was a dragon). Both are very doable as NPCs though the LA would be quite crippling as a player character.
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    half dragon drow NINJA
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    Yes, it is. However, a better thing is a half-drow half-shadow dragon shadowcaster. Somewhat useless, but all shadow-y.
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    Your confusingsing me....
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    Quote Originally Posted by MandibleBones View Post
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    But shadow dragons and shadowcasters were never released to the SRD, IIRC.

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    HA! I attack the darkness!
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    Actually I've decided that a half-elf / half - dwarf would look pretty much like a human. Tall and lanky, meets short and stubby = medium height and average.

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    But shadow dragons and shadowcasters were never released to the SRD, IIRC.
    Why do you think it's still hidden?
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    I ATTACK THE DARKNESS! HAHAHA! Giant leaches and silent bob...YOUR MOM!!!!
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    Blasphemy!! Pirates Are not better Than Ninjas.ever. Even A Mentally Disabled Ninja Is Better Than A Pirate> You Shall All Be Smited By My Awesome Smiting Power Thingie!
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    Darkness resists attack, darkness eats ninja master!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Valairn View Post
    Actually I've decided that a half-elf / half - dwarf would look pretty much like a human. Tall and lanky, meets short and stubby = medium height and average.
    Elves aren't really tall - in fact, they are shorter than humans.

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    dang. stupid darkness Im not an food dish...
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    Blasphemy!! Pirates Are not better Than Ninjas.ever. Even A Mentally Disabled Ninja Is Better Than A Pirate> You Shall All Be Smited By My Awesome Smiting Power Thingie!
    That'd be "Smite Pirate," I imagine - either that or "Smite Chaos"

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    Dragons don't think so either, but the darkness got to you first....

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    From elf/dwarf hybrids to ninja pirate nonsense in less than a page's worth of posts. I'm vaguely impressed!
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    I've always thought it'd be funny to make elf+dwarf=human. Take that "interesting backstory", you just jumpee though a lot of hoops for nothing!
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    Have you read Races of Destiny? It has a legend where humans are the children of an elf, a dwarf and a halfling. Yes, all of them.

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    Poor halfling, that must have hurt...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Valairn View Post
    Poor halfling, that must have hurt...
    Have you read it, or did you just guess the halfling was the mother?

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    I guessed that it must have hurt no matter how the halfling was involved....

    I actually have read it, just not recent enough to remember any details.

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    Why oh why do you go to such efforts to create creatures that are a blasphemy in the eyes of God, Gygax, and even Tolkein?

    'Half-Elf/Half-Dwarf' indeed. What's its favored class? Pirate Ninja?

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