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Thread: Nacho Army HQ
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2007-01-01, 01:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- Watching the world go by
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Nacho Army HQ
A simple building stands before you. Made of stone and living trees, The Nacho Army HQ sells nacho's made with real cheese, 100% avacodo guacamole, fresh sour creme, finest jalepeno peppers, range grown moose meat, or whatever else you want.
There is a polished wooden counter running accross the building about 20 feet in. Behind it there is a kitchen capable of turning out thousands of little trays of Real Cheese Nachos in an hour.
All Members of the Naco Army get free Nachos.
Rockphed is normally behind the counter, while his two inept minions, named Bick Paen Tamiter, and Victor Ius(pronounced eee-us) are always around. All employees, except Rockphed, wear a dark orange uniform of military cut.
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2007-01-01, 11:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2006
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- Der Wahnsinn
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Re: Nacho Army HQ
*EmeraldRose saunters in*
Greetings General Rockphed! EmeraldRose reporting for rank receipt. Recruitment for the army goes well! We've gotten at least one new member just yesterday!
*goes to the counter for a tray of nachos and a coke*
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2007-01-01, 11:50 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2006
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- Indiana
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Re: Nacho Army HQ
[ I don't get it.]
"Courage is the complement of fear. A fearless man cannot be courageous. He is also a fool." -- Robert Heinlein
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2007-01-01, 12:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2005
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- In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
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Re: Nacho Army HQ
*is drug, kicking and screaming through the doors*
Dammit! I didn't even want to come to this town, and now I've been conscripted. Well never let it be said that Midnight Son shirks his duties.
*Grabs some tasty nachos and goes to wait in the corner*Avatar by Sneak - The Midnight Son by CeikaNo more a lone wolf, The Midnight Son rides again.Give thanks ye mortals, for he rides on the wings of an angel.Spoiler
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2007-01-01, 12:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2006
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- Town
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Re: Nacho Army HQ
((Gah! FB is invading the Town!
:P))
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2007-01-01, 07:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- Watching the world go by
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Re: Nacho Army HQ
Bick gives EmeraldRose a tray of Nachos. He goes in back to find a cola.
How does the rank of Grand Poobah of THE NACHO ARMY sound? Your duties would include conscripting random people from the street, and smiting those who would use fake cheese on nachos. Rockphed then hands EmeraldRose a bundle of orange cloth and leather. Here is your uniform, if you would like it ajusted, ask Victor.
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2007-01-01, 07:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2006
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- Der Wahnsinn
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Re: Nacho Army HQ
Sounds good to me, Sir!! I'll get right to recruitment! *salutes*
*gets some nachos to go, and loads them with jalapenos, guacamole, and black beans*
I should probably take some nacho kits to entice the new recruits...
*takes several dozen "join us or get knocked out" nacho kits*
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2007-01-01, 07:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- Watching the world go by
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Re: Nacho Army HQ
And what rank would Midnight Son like? Perhaps we could make him Official Cheese tester. But we get all our cheese with the Summon Cheese spell. Oh, and good luck EmeraldRose.
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2007-01-01, 08:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2006
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- Der Wahnsinn
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Re: Nacho Army HQ
Sir, I am encountering resistance in the Random Banter Thread! Requesting back-up! They are countering with...*gasp*...cookies!!!
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2007-01-01, 11:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2006
Re: Nacho Army HQ
Graklok comes wandering through, sniffing the air....
Nachos? Graklok like nachos. Do you have nacho ice cweam?
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2007-01-02, 01:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- Watching the world go by
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Re: Nacho Army HQ
Um, Nacho Ice Cream...Do you mean nacho's with ice cream, or Nacho Flavored Ice cream? Or do you mean perhaps sour cream flavored Ice Cream? I would love to fulfill your request, but it is too vague and I don't want you to be disappointed.
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2007-01-02, 01:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2006
Re: Nacho Army HQ
Ummm....nachos in ice cweam Graklok t'ink. Yeah, that's it. nachos in ice cweam. Dat's gud stuff dat is. Graklok replies.
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2007-01-02, 01:26 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- Watching the world go by
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Re: Nacho Army HQ
Hmmm, this will be about ten minutes. Maybe less. Victor! Start the Ice cream maker! Bick! Make the man some nachos! I will find a spell to cool the ice cream down!
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2007-01-02, 01:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- Watching the world go by
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Re: Nacho Army HQ
I have it! Now do not be alarmed, you are about to see some really odd stuff. Victor, Have you finished that Ice Cream recipe? Wait! Mr Graklok, what flavor Ice cream would you like? The default is vanilla, but if you would prefer some other flavor, I would be happy to change it. Just tell Victor over there what flavor you want. Now for the spell! Shape Change!!! Rockphed's form stays the same, and he looks slightly embarrassed.
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2007-01-02, 02:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2005
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- In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
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Re: Nacho Army HQ
Well, I seem to have a very sharp knife here, and even with the summon spell, we must make sure the right kind of cheese is used. After every cheese summoning, I could cut it and test it for the proper aroma and sharpness.
As for my position and title in the army, I think I'll leave that to EmeraldRose, who conscripted me, or RockPhed our general. I'm fairly easygoing as long as I get my nachos and nobody makes the deadly mistake of showing up with, or asking for, any form of fake cheese.Avatar by Sneak - The Midnight Son by CeikaNo more a lone wolf, The Midnight Son rides again.Give thanks ye mortals, for he rides on the wings of an angel.Spoiler
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2007-01-02, 02:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- Watching the world go by
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Re: Nacho Army HQ
Official Cheese Tester and Guard it is then! I suppose I should keep our supplies up with another Summon Cheese!
Several blocks of cheese appear in a pile behind the counter.
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2007-01-02, 05:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2006
Re: Nacho Army HQ
Vikter, otay, Graklok tell 'em. Graklok says looking to where Rockphed was pointing. He saunters over there. You Vikter? he asks the man behind the counter. Me Graklok. Graklok like stawberry ice cweam wit nachos if pobble? ((possible)) Graklok come up wit idear when Graklok noucing at arena westling match wit Indurain, Atreyu, Supagoof, Rain, Cathindere, Weebl, Bob, Kyrian, Awamir....he continues to ramble on about all the competitors that fought in the arena battle royal match that was held some time ago. you will get the impression that Graklok is not the brightest bulb in town, but despite his large size he doesn't come across as intimidating either.
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After talking about the arena for a considerable amount of time, Graklok gets and eats the strawberry nacho ice cream. Ummm, dewiscious! Thanks Victor and Rockphed, then leaves.Last edited by Graklok; 2007-01-02 at 11:37 AM.
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2007-01-02, 07:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2006
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- Der Wahnsinn
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Re: Nacho Army HQ
*EmeraldRose stumbles in*
Man it's rough out there! Some guy keeps following me around trying to get people to eat cookies! Vik, do you have any with habaneros back there?
*heads for the kitchen*
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2007-01-02, 11:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2006
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- Trog's with Ichor Liquor
Re: Nacho Army HQ
*a Ghastly Figure on a pogo stick stares in...*
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2007-01-03, 03:31 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- Watching the world go by
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Re: Nacho Army HQ
Oh dear, this is worse than I thought! We must start the exorcism immidiately! Crank the ovens up to full blast! Start up the deep fryer! Create Cheese Golems, NachoShiruken, and other implements of Nacho disemination! And ye gastly figure, I have something for you! Rochphed throws one hand in the air, the other behind him, and Screams Baleful Polymorph, then points at the pogoer, and says mouse.
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2007-01-03, 10:51 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2006
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- Der Wahnsinn
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Re: Nacho Army HQ
Sir! I have retaliated for the cookie intrusion! They will be cleaning up nacho sauce and black beans for days!
*EmeraldRose giggles and goes back for more nachos*
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2007-01-03, 03:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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2007-01-03, 08:12 PM (ISO 8601)IoldanachGuest in the Playground
Re: Nacho Army HQ
*Ioldanach pokes his head in the door*
If youve got jalapenos and habaneros for those nachos, i would be glad to join up. Me like spicy.
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2007-01-03, 08:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2006
Re: Nacho Army HQ
A British NPC man in a suit walks in. He quickly swallows down a cookie before entering the HQ.
I'd like some nachos, melted, not burned.
((A Revolution-chip Cookie for the reference.))
Also, I'd like to join your group, and be of little aid. I promise I am not secretly working as an agent of the cookie revolution.
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2007-01-03, 08:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2006
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- sector ZZ9 plural-z alpha
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I used to do LP's. Currently archived here:
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My Games:
The Great Divide Dark Heresy - Finished
They All Uprose Dark Heresy - Finished
Dead in the Water Dark Heresy - Finished
House of Glass Dark Heresy - Deceased
We All Fall Down Dark Heresy - Finished
Sea of Stars Rogue Trader - Ongoing
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2007-01-03, 08:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2006
Re: Nacho Army HQ
((Congratulations. You get the cookie. "The melted, not burned" is a parody of shaken, not stirred.))
The NPC waits patiently, and attempts to peek at anything that might be top-secret, when nobody's watching.
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2007-01-03, 08:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- Watching the world go by
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Re: Nacho Army HQ
Well, we have jalapenos, but the habaneros were a bit mild. I have been experimenting with improving the flavor and heat, but I can't seem to get my minions to eat anymore. Rockphed waves at Bick and Victor, both having scorch marks on their faces. Perhaps you would like to try one... Rockphed prepares some nachos, melted, not burned, and adds a pepper to the top. If you want to join, talk to EmeraldRose. Just mention how much you love of cheese whiz, and she will set you straight.
((The pepper is flame trapped for extra heat.))
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2007-01-03, 08:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2006
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- sector ZZ9 plural-z alpha
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Re: Nacho Army HQ
((Bwahahaha! My cookie collection grows...))
I used to do LP's. Currently archived here:
My Youtube Channel
The rest of my Sig:
SpoilerAvatar by Vael
My Games:
The Great Divide Dark Heresy - Finished
They All Uprose Dark Heresy - Finished
Dead in the Water Dark Heresy - Finished
House of Glass Dark Heresy - Deceased
We All Fall Down Dark Heresy - Finished
Sea of Stars Rogue Trader - Ongoing
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2007-01-03, 08:37 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Dec 2006
Re: Nacho Army HQ
The NPC agent pretends to eat the nachos.
((secretly being a double agent working for the cookies, he doesn't care for nachos.)
Later, asks EmeraldRose if he can join, and says he is not a cookie lover, and loves cheese whiz.
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2007-01-03, 10:56 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Aug 2006
- Location
- Der Wahnsinn
- Gender
Re: Nacho Army HQ
*EmeraldRose conks LordMagtok on the head for daring to mention CheezWhiz in the presence of the real thing, then drags him out into the street and dumps him in front of the cookie revolution doorway with a plate of steaming hot nachos on his chest.*
*Comes back in and grins* Took care of that mess! Welcome Ioldanach! See General Rockphed for your rank and pick up your uniform! Then you can help me get those sneaky cookie guys back. THey keep popping up here like last week's dirty laundry...Grab your favorite nachos and toppings from the guys in the back and lets get going!!!Last edited by EmeraldRose; 2007-01-03 at 11:25 PM. Reason: recruiting