D&D Vending Machine XXVII: Some Assembly Required

[Quiddle]

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You see, in some dark forgotten corner, a vending machine. This magical vending machine is inhabited by the Vending Machine Gnomes (no, no one quite knows just how they manage to either fit or live in there).
The machine has a magical coin slot through which any item, of any size, of any degree of tangibility, may be inserted as payment. The vending slot works the same way, capable of dispensing an equal arrangement of items.
The Vending Machine Gnomes are willing to trade certain items for others, and can be quite fickle in what they dispense. If you insert a Lightning Bolt, you might get a live carp to the face.

I insert some white space.

[Arkhosia]

You get the new thread

I insert a MMO group called the Moonlit Black Cats

[Dudeons]

You get 13 black cats with big ominous 4's strapped to them.

I insert the old thread.

[Monivey]

You receive a ball of antique yarn.

I insert a pile of freshly fallen leaves.

[Arkhosia]

You receive a ball of antique yarn.

I insert a pile of freshly fallen leaves.

You get Autumn

I insert the USNC Pillar Of Autumn

[Korith]

You get a pile of colorful leaves.

I insert a leaflet advertising the advantages of Lawful Evil alignment

[4here4]

You get a leaflet advertising the advantages of the Nazi party.

I insert a fresh sprig of nutmeg.

[Penny67]

You get a rock.

I insert one dollar.

[Laughing Dog]

You get a package of two Poptarts.

I insert a dream so grand.

[Rover]

You get a sparrow in the hand


I insert poetry

[BasketOfPuppies]

You get violinism

I insert a rod of unlimited silent still quickened Love's Pain.

[Quiddle]

You get a wand of locate city its label reads "metamagics not included".


I insert true naming.

[Sabeki]

You get all the names of the people everybody's mothers... Interacted with. It's a long list
Yo mama joke, so classy
I insert my avatar.

[4here4]

You get my avatar.

I insert a dream of time gone by, when hope was high and life worth living.

[Laughing Dog]

You get told to wake up.

I insert Fire Emblem Awakening's Lunatic+ Mode.

[Penny67]

You get a small child in need of consoling.

I insert an immovable object.

[Dudeons]

You get an unstoppable force.
In the face.

I insert my Survive the Attack thread.

[4here4]

You get attacked by the vending machine. But don't worry, you survive.

I insert a tesseract.

[Arkhosia]

You get a worm's hole/burrow/whatever.

I insert a summoner

[Quiddle]

You get the cult of skaro.


I insert a dalek.

[Blue Ghost]

You get a Weeping Angel. In the face.

I insert the Spear of Heliod.

[Sabeki]

You get a rusty old dagger.

I insert the cast of Community and Seinfeld.

[GuesssWho]

You get that weird little flaily hand gesture Kramer always does.

I insert a flail.

[Quiddle]

You get a flail snail.

I insert tpbm.

[Woodzyowl]

You get scratches across your face, presumably from talons.

I insert the Warcraft 3 battle chest.

[Sabeki]

You get a regular chest.

I insert a piece of worn old leather.

[4here4]

You get a worn old cow.

I insert the Blue Crystal Staff.

[Laughing Dog]

You gain the ability for your workers to gather wood and gold faster.

I insert Arkantos.

[Arkhosia]

You get the Decanter of Endless Arkhosias

I insert my endless amounts of copies.

[BasketOfPuppies]

You get an endless amount of puppy-trees ready for harvesting

I insert an unborn pig fetus