Stat up deities of GitP regulars! (Deity makers requested!)

[Shining Wrath]

Hey! Statting yourself is cheating! >:P



Aye, sir.

If you didn't notice me above, I grant permission for people to make fun of me in this manner.

[Snowbluff]

I have you listed. :3

[Shining Wrath]

I have you listed. :3

Excellent. Thank you very much for enabling this, my next step to WORLD DOMINATION BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[Logic]

Hmm... logic, thy name is Snowbluff. You win this round.

Nu-uh! My name is Logic!

And if anyone wants to stat me, feel free.

[RFLS]

I have you listed. :3

I'm still not listed =(

[Shining Wrath]

I'm still not listed =(

Even though you've contributed two deifications. What did you ever do to Snowbluff? Did you steal his AD&D DMG autographed by Gary Gygax?

[RFLS]

Even though you've contributed two deifications. What did you ever do to Snowbluff? Did you steal his AD&D DMG autographed by Gary Gygax?

I obviously did something =P Maybe I murdered one of his PCs....

[Snowbluff]

Nu-uh! My name is Logic!

And if anyone wants to stat me, feel free.

You're up.

I obviously did something =P Maybe I murdered one of his PCs....

I am not a perfect system guys.

Also, you married my twin sister. I never forgave you.

[RFLS]

Also, you married my twin sister. I never forgave you.

I feel like that's a Star Wars reference, but I'm not sure.

[Somensjev]

I may become the Defied Deity, known for his omnipotent inability to retaliate effectively.

OK, here goes:
Chaotic Stupid
Greater Deity
Alignment: Lawful Neutral
Portfolios: TV Tropes, Laziness, DM Banes, Obnoxiousness

The Greater Deity Chaotic Stupid is does not receive power from worship, for most who know of him curse his name and his very existence. Chaotic Stupid is empowered by legions of lazy players, dungeon masters, and writers, who think they are depicting a chaotic entity when actually they are slavishly following a well-worn path of defiance, sloppy rule breaking, unwitty mockery, and indolence familiar to anyone who has ever had to live with a teenager.

Chaotic Stupid gives great power of annoyance to the player at your table who thinks it is funny to throw a mundane dagger at a high level wizard just to see how he'll react; to the DM who thinks you can follow the trail of a vampire by the dozens of blood-drained bodies left lying out on the street; and of course, to people who think Anne Rice can write.

i'm lawful? i believe that's an insult

i love the deification, i'm sure it's very fitting

[Morph Bark]

I feel like that's a Star Wars reference, but I'm not sure.

I think it is.

[Somensjev]

I may become the Defied Deity, known for his omnipotent inability to retaliate effectively.

OK, here goes:
Chaotic Stupid
Greater Deity
Alignment: Lawful Neutral
Portfolios: TV Tropes, Laziness, DM Banes, Obnoxiousness

The Greater Deity Chaotic Stupid is does not receive power from worship, for most who know of him curse his name and his very existence. Chaotic Stupid is empowered by legions of lazy players, dungeon masters, and writers, who think they are depicting a chaotic entity when actually they are slavishly following a well-worn path of defiance, sloppy rule breaking, unwitty mockery, and indolence familiar to anyone who has ever had to live with a teenager.

Chaotic Stupid gives great power of annoyance to the player at your table who thinks it is funny to throw a mundane dagger at a high level wizard just to see how he'll react; to the DM who thinks you can follow the trail of a vampire by the dozens of blood-drained bodies left lying out on the street; and of course, to people who think Anne Rice can write.

before i forget again, can i sig this?

[Socratov]

Though I hardly have much hope of getting stats, I grant permission.

well, noone said ascending was easy, it takes enormous amounts of luck...And yet some people have 2 sets of stats, because their entries have not been updated in the OP list (yes, I'm looking at you snowbluff )

[Snowbluff]

Hey, weeding out the posts I can put on the OP is hard. Feel free to assist me.

because their entries have not been updated in the OP list (yes, I'm looking at you snowbluff )

Also, it's not 'because' I didn't post it up. People do not have dibs and are allowed to stat people who have already been statted.

[hamishspence]

I haven't been put in the first post list yet. And I did give permission.

[Eldan]

I also gave permission.

[Curmudgeon]

I'm not on the first post list either.

Permission was requested here.
Permission was granted here.
I was statted up in this post.
And in this post there was a comment that called for a revision/new statting.

Somehow those got overlooked.

[Amphetryon]

I'm not on the first post list either.

Permission was requested here.
Permission was granted here.
I was statted up in this post.
And in this post there was a comment that called for a revision/new statting.

Somehow those got overlooked.

I just figured the original attempt at deifying Curmudgeon was deemed illegal by RAW.

[Snowbluff]

I'm not on the first post list either.

Permission was requested here.
Permission was granted here.
I was statted up in this post.
And in this post there was a comment that called for a revision/new statting.

Somehow those got overlooked.

Oh, thanks. You even posted the specific post. Thanks for being helpful! ^^

What happened with that was I didn't see your permission. I must have overlooked it.

[Aotrs Commander]

As Metahuman1 foolishly asked, so I shall grant my permission to be deified.

Foolish fools!

Bleakbane shall rule all!!!

Muha!

Muhaha!

Muhaha-haaaaahahahahahahahaha!

Oh crap, he's going to un-unlivable with isn't he?

Actually after the time I've had recently, this is a welcome pleasant surprise...



Also, as a bonus "Aotrs" is very easy to find google results on, how do you think I manage to always find stuff from months to years prior...

[RFLS]

I think it is.

So....what you're saying, is that I'm Han Solo?

....

This might be the happiest I've ever been.

[Eldariel]

So....what you're saying, is that I'm Han Solo?

....

This might be the happiest I've ever been.

Clearly he means you're Hans Duo.

[Sgt. Cookie]

I, too, gave permission but was never listed.

[Amphetryon]

So....what you're saying, is that I'm Han Solo?

....

This might be the happiest I've ever been.

Please step this way to the carbonite.

[RFLS]

Please step this way to the carbonite.

With pleasure.

[killem2]

Not sure I have a lot "positive" to create lol, but i'm thick skinned, feel free to make a deity.

[gurgleflep]

I also would like to give permission to be turned into a deity. I think I've given it before already though *shrugs*

If it helps any I make avatars, like psionics, barbarians, orcs, drow, and mind flayers.

[Metahuman1]

Just a heads Up, I contacted Lix Lorn via PM and she has granted permission to me to stat her up. I'm gonna start working tonight on Lix Lorn and Aotrs Commander if all goes to plan.

[Temotei]

I, too, gave permission but was never listed.

Same.

[gorfnab]

Though I probably won't make the cut, I give my permission to be statted.