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    Default Darn you, Giant! Darn You!!!

    I was looking the strip in the office (in low profile.. everybody can spare a minute or two looking at the news, or whatever)

    Then, I saw Durkula transformed in a bat.

    A Dwarfen Bearded Vampiric Bat, holding a staff.

    My boss scolded me... that is, until he saw your strip and he laughted, too...

    On the other hand, thank you. First laugh of the day :p

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    I loved that bearded batdwarf too.

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    That image has to go onto a t-shirt, somehow.
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    So the song runs on, with shift and change,
    Through the years that have no name,
    And the late notes soar to a higher range,
    But the theme is still the same.
    Man's battle-cry and the guns' reply
    Blend in with the old, old rhyme
    That was traced in the score of the strata marks
    While millenniums winked like campfire sparks
    Down the winds of unguessed time. -- 4th Stanza, The Bad Lands, Badger Clark

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    Same here, Bearded Batula got me laughing like crazy.

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    xDDD

    I was discussing now. What if a millonaire is sitting in his couch, and a Dwarfen Bearded Vampiric Bat Holding a Staff breaks through his window?

    "It's a... a... DBVBHS That's it! It's an omen! I shall become a DBVBHS!"

    That was the birth of DBVBHS-Man.


    xD I Hope that the DBVBHS will appear more often!
    Last edited by Souhiro; 2013-11-21 at 04:32 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bulldog Psion View Post
    That image has to go onto a t-shirt, somehow.
    I'd buy that in a second
    Please Giant... Please... Pretty Please?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heksefatter View Post
    I loved that bearded batdwarf too.
    Batdwarf or dwarfbat?
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    Nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana Batdwarf! (Holding a staff!)
    Why yes, Warlock is my solution for everything.

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    Active Abilities are great because you - the player - are demonstrating your Dwarvenness or Elfishness. You're not passively a dwarf, you're actively dwarfing your way through obstacles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe the Rat View Post
    Nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana Batdwarf! (Holding a staff!)
    Totally the caption for the shirt! Minus the parenthetical. Unless its trademarked.
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    What about Durkon, Durkon as a bearded vampire, Durkon as a bearded vampire bat, Durkon as a bearded werewolf, and Durkon as a bearded robot with the caption "All mammals have hair."

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    umm, dear mr. giant,

    i checked the oots shop, and i couldn't see the dwarven bearded vampiric bat holding a staff t-shirt. since A T-SHIRT THAT AWESOME simply cannot be non-existent, i think there's something wrong with the page. please contact tech guys who take care of the website.

    sincerely, me.
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    I didn't even notice him until now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KillianHawkeye View Post
    Batdwarf or dwarfbat?
    It's a dwarf taking the form of a bat, so batdwarf.

    Let me be the sole voice of dissent and say that there's nothing remarkable about that bat. So it has a beard. Sorry, Durkon is many things, but cuteness wasn't his strong suit even when he was alive.
    Just a heads-up: That coffee we gave you earlier had fluorescent calcium in it so we can track the neuronal activity in your brain. There's a slight chance the calcium could harden and vitrify your frontal lobe. Anyway, don't stress yourself thinking about it. I'm serious. Visualizing the scenario while under stress actually triggers the reaction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiiba View Post
    It's a dwarf taking the form of a bat, so batdwarf.

    Let me be the sole voice of dissent and say that there's nothing remarkable about that bat. So it has a beard. Sorry, Durkon is many things, but cuteness wasn't his strong suit even when he was alive.
    Who has said anything about cuteness? It has been THE FUNNIEST DRAW, EVER!
    Come on. There aren't any words to describe it. It's just... Durkon, Turned into Durkula, Turned into a Bat, and holding a staff. Words cannot express, and our minds cannot comprehend!

    Also I don't think that the giant is to blame for the T-Shirt not being in the shop. THE REALITY IS GUILTY. The REALITY should make the T-Shirt real. Right Now!

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    Well, I'm glad you're having fun, but I can't join it. There's always someone who doesn't like it, and it looks like that this time, it's me.
    Just a heads-up: That coffee we gave you earlier had fluorescent calcium in it so we can track the neuronal activity in your brain. There's a slight chance the calcium could harden and vitrify your frontal lobe. Anyway, don't stress yourself thinking about it. I'm serious. Visualizing the scenario while under stress actually triggers the reaction.

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80YFtnTBApU

    First thing that came to mind

    A good T-shirt is one that confuses anyone not in the know. A stick vampire bat? With a beard? Whaaaaaat????
    Love it. Not that I'd buy one (I'm tad stingy), but I'm sure it would sell a few.
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    For some reason it actually took me several seconds to realize Bat-Durkon was the result of vampire powers rather than an offscreen polymorph spell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Souhiro View Post
    I was looking the strip in the office (in low profile.. everybody can spare a minute or two looking at the news, or whatever)

    Then, I saw Durkula transformed in a bat.

    A Dwarfen Bearded Vampiric Bat, holding a staff.

    My boss scolded me... that is, until he saw your strip and he laughted, too...

    On the other hand, thank you. First laugh of the day :p
    dont forget, its a Giant Dwarfen Bearded Vampiric Bat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiiba View Post
    Sorry, Durkon is many things, but cuteness wasn't his strong suit even when he was alive.
    No accounting for tastes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KillianHawkeye View Post
    Batdwarf or dwarfbat?
    We need to start a war over this question.

    Sorry, I just read a classic smurf-story, where a civil war breaks out between the smurfs over the question whether words should be put together as in corksmurf or smurfscrew.

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    Not when he was alive it wasn't.

    In bat form though... so cute. Bats are cute, anyways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiiba View Post
    It's a dwarf taking the form of a bat, so batdwarf.

    Let me be the sole voice of dissent and say that there's nothing remarkable about that bat. So it has a beard. Sorry, Durkon is many things, but cuteness wasn't his strong suit even when he was alive.
    I thought this was kinda cute.
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    Nah, hes a DwarfBat, the BatDwarf is the result of Durkula transformed in a bat, entering in the room of a Dwarven millonaire. He will get the determination and become BATDWARF

    With a BatDwarfMobile, a BatDwarfBelt, some BatDwarangs... and BatDwarfGirl!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Souhiro View Post
    Nah, hes a DwarfBat, the BatDwarf is the result of Durkula transformed in a bat, entering in the room of a Dwarven millonaire. He will get the determination and become BATDWARF

    With a BatDwarfMobile, a BatDwarfBelt, some BatDwarangs... and BatDwarfGirl!
    Don't forget BatDwarfHammer and BatDwarfBeer.

    And he will worship BatDwarfThor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bulldog Psion View Post
    That image has to go onto a t-shirt, somehow.
    Indeed!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Souhiro View Post
    Nah, hes a DwarfBat, the BatDwarf is the result of Durkula transformed in a bat, entering in the room of a Dwarven millonaire. He will get the determination and become BATDWARF

    With a BatDwarfMobile, a BatDwarfBelt, some BatDwarangs... and BatDwarfGirl!
    Don't forget the BatDwarf Shark Repellant Spray.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodin View Post
    Don't forget the BatDwarf Shark Repellant Spray.
    Wrooooong!

    BatDwarf TREE Repellant Spray!! Remember, he was inspired by The Durkula, no less.

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