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Thread: Darn you, Giant! Darn You!!!
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2013-11-21, 03:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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Darn you, Giant! Darn You!!!
I was looking the strip in the office (in low profile.. everybody can spare a minute or two looking at the news, or whatever)
Then, I saw Durkula transformed in a bat.
A Dwarfen Bearded Vampiric Bat, holding a staff.
My boss scolded me... that is, until he saw your strip and he laughted, too...
On the other hand, thank you. First laugh of the day :p
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2013-11-21, 03:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2010
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Re: Darn you, Giant! Darn You!!!
I loved that bearded batdwarf too.
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2013-11-21, 04:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2011
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- Wisconsin, USA
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Re: Darn you, Giant! Darn You!!!
That image has to go onto a t-shirt, somehow.
Spoiler
So the song runs on, with shift and change,
Through the years that have no name,
And the late notes soar to a higher range,
But the theme is still the same.
Man's battle-cry and the guns' reply
Blend in with the old, old rhyme
That was traced in the score of the strata marks
While millenniums winked like campfire sparks
Down the winds of unguessed time. -- 4th Stanza, The Bad Lands, Badger Clark
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2013-11-21, 04:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2012
Re: Darn you, Giant! Darn You!!!
Same here, Bearded Batula got me laughing like crazy.
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2013-11-21, 04:31 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Darn you, Giant! Darn You!!!
xDDD
I was discussing now. What if a millonaire is sitting in his couch, and a Dwarfen Bearded Vampiric Bat Holding a Staff breaks through his window?
"It's a... a... DBVBHS That's it! It's an omen! I shall become a DBVBHS!"
That was the birth of DBVBHS-Man.
xD I Hope that the DBVBHS will appear more often!Last edited by Souhiro; 2013-11-21 at 04:32 AM.
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2013-11-21, 06:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2010
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2013-11-21, 11:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2007
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- Imagination Land
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2013-11-21, 12:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2012
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2013-11-21, 12:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2006
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- The sticks
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2013-11-21, 01:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2013
Re: Darn you, Giant! Darn You!!!
What about Durkon, Durkon as a bearded vampire, Durkon as a bearded vampire bat, Durkon as a bearded werewolf, and Durkon as a bearded robot with the caption "All mammals have hair."
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2013-11-21, 01:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2013
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Re: Darn you, Giant! Darn You!!!
umm, dear mr. giant,
i checked the oots shop, and i couldn't see the dwarven bearded vampiric bat holding a staff t-shirt. since A T-SHIRT THAT AWESOME simply cannot be non-existent, i think there's something wrong with the page. please contact tech guys who take care of the website.
sincerely, me.Last edited by Greatmoustache; 2013-11-21 at 01:52 PM.
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2013-11-21, 01:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2013
Re: Darn you, Giant! Darn You!!!
I didn't even notice him until now.
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2013-11-21, 03:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2013
Re: Darn you, Giant! Darn You!!!
Just a heads-up: That coffee we gave you earlier had fluorescent calcium in it so we can track the neuronal activity in your brain. There's a slight chance the calcium could harden and vitrify your frontal lobe. Anyway, don't stress yourself thinking about it. I'm serious. Visualizing the scenario while under stress actually triggers the reaction.
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2013-11-21, 04:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Darn you, Giant! Darn You!!!
Who has said anything about cuteness? It has been THE FUNNIEST DRAW, EVER!
Come on. There aren't any words to describe it. It's just... Durkon, Turned into Durkula, Turned into a Bat, and holding a staff. Words cannot express, and our minds cannot comprehend!
Also I don't think that the giant is to blame for the T-Shirt not being in the shop. THE REALITY IS GUILTY. The REALITY should make the T-Shirt real. Right Now!
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2013-11-21, 11:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2013
Re: Darn you, Giant! Darn You!!!
Well, I'm glad you're having fun, but I can't join it. There's always someone who doesn't like it, and it looks like that this time, it's me.
Just a heads-up: That coffee we gave you earlier had fluorescent calcium in it so we can track the neuronal activity in your brain. There's a slight chance the calcium could harden and vitrify your frontal lobe. Anyway, don't stress yourself thinking about it. I'm serious. Visualizing the scenario while under stress actually triggers the reaction.
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2013-11-22, 03:15 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2007
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- Seattle
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Re: Darn you, Giant! Darn You!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80YFtnTBApU
First thing that came to mind
A good T-shirt is one that confuses anyone not in the know. A stick vampire bat? With a beard? Whaaaaaat????
Love it. Not that I'd buy one (I'm tad stingy), but I'm sure it would sell a few."The nicest evil guy you'll ever meet."
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2013-11-22, 07:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2005
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- By a Park
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For some reason it actually took me several seconds to realize Bat-Durkon was the result of vampire powers rather than an offscreen polymorph spell.
The Future just ain’t what it used to be.
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2013-11-22, 07:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Santa Cruz do Sul, Brasil
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2013-11-22, 08:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2004
Orth Plays: Currently Baldur's Gate II
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2013-11-22, 09:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2010
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2013-11-22, 02:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2012
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- Frankfurt, Germany
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Re: Darn you, Giant! Darn You!!!
Not when he was alive it wasn't.
In bat form though... so cute. Bats are cute, anyways.
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2013-11-22, 04:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Darn you, Giant! Darn You!!!
I thought this was kinda cute.
Plague Doctor by Crimmy
Ext. Sig (Handbooks/Creations)
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2013-11-26, 04:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Darn you, Giant! Darn You!!!
Nah, hes a DwarfBat, the BatDwarf is the result of Durkula transformed in a bat, entering in the room of a Dwarven millonaire. He will get the determination and become BATDWARF
With a BatDwarfMobile, a BatDwarfBelt, some BatDwarangs... and BatDwarfGirl!
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2013-11-26, 06:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2013
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- Arkham, Massachussets
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Re: Darn you, Giant! Darn You!!!
"...As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero."
Thanks to Cuthalion for awesome avatar!
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2013-11-26, 10:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2006
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- Somewhere in Europe
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2013-11-27, 07:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2013
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2013-11-27, 09:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2009
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