Trog's tavern CXXXVI

[InaVegt]

Come and enjoy our unique beverages! Enjoy the casual atmosphere in our Casablanca-meets-rustic-Asian facilities. Chat with friends out on the bamboo patio or stroll inside and grab a private, fern-surrounded booth.



Trog's Tavern has been enchanted to be indestructible. Please refrain from attempting to damage it, as it will not work.

Theme Song

NOW HIRING: Bartenders, Cooks, Talented bards, Burly bouncers, etc.
(Hey bards: just take spotlight in the tavern's center and start singing!)

STAFF:
Manager: El Jaspero
Bouncers: Hoseki, Tempest Stormwing, Valthreborn Valthera
Bartender: Trog, El J, Nina, Paige, Cosmo, Alex Shipmaster, Erdan
Cook: Kobold Who


Trog would like to introduce:

Nina - a feisty and vivacious 18 year old (she's legal). Mean and completely unavailable.

Paige - a sweet and wholesome elf working her way through college at SIU here in town.

Cosmo - a quick-witted and oppressed gnome scoundrel.

All will be happy to serve you. ((Since all are NPCs they are up for communal control. Feel free to say what they do or say to you or any other patron. To a point.))

GET A FREE DRINK ON YOUR FIRST BARBARIAN POST HERE!

THE CURRENT DRINK MENU
Wines:
Catoblepas Sauvingnon
Chimera Cabernet - A hearty red with a hits of oak and black cherry.
Kobold Chianti - Tart and tangy! Try it with fava beans!
Merfolk Merlot - Full-bodied with a hint of rose.
Purple Worm Pinot - Earthy aroma.
Funky Llama - A rich fruity wine, available in white or red.
Xorn Zinfandel - Sweet and fruity!
Cormyrian Fireamber - Imported and very good.
Spoonake Chablis - Straight from the Underdark!
Feline's Fancy - A purplish, swirly mixture that any feline will adore.

Bar Drinks:
Pina CoLlama - If you're not into yoga and have half a brain.
Swampwater - A Phosphorescent lemon-lime delight
Jasphattan - Sweet vermouth with bitters and more.
White Russian Wukei - Vodka, Kahlua, and Milk.
Long Island Iced Tea - Tastes better than it will make you feel in the morning.
Mai Tai - Dark and pineapple juice.
Sneak on the Beach - Vodka, Cranberry juice, pineapple juice and Peach Schapps.
Rust Monster - Scotch and Drambuie.
Coffee Martini - buzzzzz.
Murderita - Wasted away again...
Rampaging Rail Mixer - Mad strong!
Ice Liqueur - Guaranteed to cool you down.
Dwarf Spirits Available
Aboleth Absinthe
LEVEL UP LIQUER - Need a few extra XP? We gots XP in a bottle!
Dragon's Liver Buster - The strongest drink in the house. Don't say we didn't warn you...
Constitution Crushing Wine - Fort. DC 35 or pass out!
Djinn and Tonic - Whirling ice cubes, fizzy soda, and one drunk genie.
Rum Llamonade Daquiri
Mudslide Daquiri
Chuul Lounge - Bacardi Limon, Aberration , creme de bananes and juices into a Chuul shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well. Strain into a highball glass half-filled with ice cubes, and serve.
Ichor Liquor - Made from a fermented mix of various kinds of blood, the perfect drink for vampires and similar creatures.
Black Market Wallbanger
Hydrogelic's 110 proof Firewater
Guild Vodka No. 3
Black Shadow - A strong concoction guaranteed to send a chill down your spine at any temperature.
Wizard Blizzard - The effect depends on the spell stored in it. Other than that, it's made with crushed ice and Bourbon.

Beers Ales & Such
Grim Brewery brand Ginger - Death-o-licious!
Archon Ale
Guilders Ale
Balthor's Best
Mind Flayer Mead - Uhh... I wouldn't order this if you are not into brains and such.

Other Fine Beverages
Darknight Coffee - cream has no effect
SLURPEES!
Root
Red Minotaur Energy Drink
Llamonade - that cool, refreshing drink for quadrupeds.
Dragon's Fire Breath (cherry Kool-Aid) for the kids!
Fox Cola - the choice of the furry generation.
Hot Chocolate - with little marshmallows and stuff.

To Munch
Hot Spicy Peanuts
Velvet Elfish - Trogtilla chips with hot cheese and meat dip - soooo good.
Fortune Cookies - I got this deal with a local factory see...
Bamhacon!!!
Gyros
Salads (Spring Greens, Caesar, and Italian Pasta)
Who's Surprise

Desserts
Muffins
Brownies

Also: Fine Cigars Available from our humidor. Coffin Nail cigarettes.
Be sure to check out the excellent banjowood carving above the fireplace!

[Destro_Yersul]

So? Destro grabs a bottle of wine from behind the counter and pours himself a glass.

[InaVegt]

What do these things do?

[AmberVael]

Catherine frowns and stands. If I wasn't out of options... She stalks upstairs.

[Destro_Yersul]

They blow up upon shattering. Tremendous blast of light.

((Basically the Sunburst spell))

[InaVegt]

They're not the undead kind of shadows, they're still completely Anandré, the official term would be humanoid.

[Destro_Yersul]

Still hurts them. Destro shrugs, then an evil grin spreads across his face. Alternatively... He takes his backpack off and pulls out a jar covered in tiny glowing red beads. I used one of these to blow up a building once. It was quite spectacular.

[InaVegt]

What are those?

[Destro_Yersul]

Not quite sure how to describe them. Umm... You know what a fireball does? Picture around 300 of those all going off at once, followed by another 50 or so from shrapnel, plus 6 of those white things. Destro grins at the jar. Needless to say, nothing close by will be left standing.

[InaVegt]

What do you want as payment for those, I'd wager they are expensive.

[Destro_Yersul]

Just forget about it. What do I care? I'm never even going to use the thing. Destro sets it down on the table. I've got too much money anyways.

[InaVegt]

But honor forces me to pay you for it.

((feel free to interrupt her where ever you want))

[Destro_Yersul]

Fine. Total cost is zero gp. Destro forgets that he already has a glass of wine poured and pours another.

[InaVegt]

The anthropomorphic mouse looks angry.

I won't accept charity, I either pay you for it, become your servant till I have payed you back or don't take them. There are no other options as far as I'm concerend, if you continue to insult my honor you will pay!

[Destro_Yersul]

In that case, you pay me what you feel they are worth. Destro turns his head to stare at the mouse. This stare is somewhat unnerving, seeing as it is being given by someone with a metal plate riveted over one eye. Not to mention someone who never needs to blink.

[InaVegt]

The mouse suddenly and quickly goes to the floor and kneels.


I will be your servant for 100 days or until I pay you back, the only payment I require are those beads as soon as you accept and food for the entire duration. Do you accept and become my lord or do you refuse?

[Destro_Yersul]

Umm. Well.. Destro is a little confused by this turn of events. Accept, I guess.. Sure, I'll accept. He sips his wine.

[InaVegt]

My lord, might I inquire after thine name?

[Destro_Yersul]

Destro. Destro Yersul. Destro stands. I'll take care of the food right now. Hey! Cosmo! Cosmo looks up. Yeah? Anytime my friend here wants food or something you can charge it to my tab. Right, got it. All charges for the talking mouse go to you. Cosmo grumbles about the size of Destro's tab and goes off to polish some glasses.

[InaVegt]

The mouse keeps kneeled.

My name is Murelia Escapado, my lord. I'm student of the sublime way, specialising in the discipline of the diamond mind.

[Destro_Yersul]

I'm a wizard, specialising in the magic of life and death. Destro sits back down. You can stand up, if you want.

[InaVegt]

Murelia stands up, but does not look her lord in the eyes.

What is your wish, my lord?

[Destro_Yersul]

I don't really have one at the moment. Ummm... Ok, here it is. I want you to take this jar and those globes and use them to defend yourself or me, if necessary, from attackers. Destro picks up his glass of wine and swirls it around.

[InaVegt]

Your wish is my command, my lord.

Murelia floats back about 10' in the sky and looks prepared to defend herself or her master.

[Destro_Yersul]

((I'm getting kind of tired, so....))
Destro finishes his glass of wine and puts the bottle back behind the counter. He exits the tavern and walks down the street outside.

[InaVegt]

Murelia floats after him, looking around for potential enemies.

[The_Librarian]

The librarian heads into Trog's with Greeny close behind. She orders two hot chocolates, pays for them and places one of the mugs on the floor for the wolf to lap up. She sits on a bar stool and sips her own hot chocolate.

[Who]

*Walks in followed by K9*
Afternoon all

[The_Librarian]

"'Afternoon," the librarian says to the doctor.

Greeny looks suspiciously at the robot dog.

[Saurous]

Saurous wakes from his daze and walks over to the bar, orders a Spoonake Chablis, and then sits at a table off to the side, preparing his spells.


"Hello", he says to the doctor