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    Default And chop off your hand.

    A new prediction:

    Here, in 198:
    http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0198.html

    Elan damages his hand, and has to learn to play a Kazoo.
    I say Tarquin's threat will be true, and he will cut off Elan's hand, so that the return of the great Kazoo marks one of the longest running features!

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    Default Re: And chop off your hand.

    Nah, Elan loses his hand and Banjo somehow gets fused to the stump, showing he's always with Elan.

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    And the Kazoo will get fused with Banjo. You can't forget that part.
    Wolfen Houndog - The World in Revolt (4e)
    The Mythic Warrior, a 3.5 base class that severs limbs and sunders armor
    The Nameless One, converted to 3.5 and 5e

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    Quote Originally Posted by thereaper View Post
    And the Kazoo will get fused with Banjo. You can't forget that part.
    Banjulzoo?
    Last edited by DaggerPen; 2013-12-12 at 05:31 AM. Reason: I should probably link to the actual comic instead of my own post, huh?
    I am: Neutral Good: -2 chaos, -21 evil and 15 balance!

    Quote Originally Posted by Dalek Kommander View Post
    Heartless? Those flaming letters spelled ELAN! How many sons can honestly say their father has murdered dozens of human beings just to show how much they care?

    Tarquin's fatherly love is truly unique... or at least I hope it is!
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    First, I'm impressed that this topic went so far off topic that it ended up back at The Order of the Stick.
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    Default Re: And chop off your hand.

    I only would accept that Tarquin chops Elan's hand, if Çsomehow Elans grows a lantern jaw, fuses a CHAINSAW to the stump, and says "Groovy"

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    Default Re: And chop off your hand.

    "Hand-Chopping Strike!"
    "Regeneration"
    "Hand-Chopping Strike!"
    "Regeneration. I filled all high-level slots with it."
    "Hand-Chopping Strike! Hand-Chopping Strike!"
    "Regeneration"
    "Hand-Chopping Strike! Hand-Chopping Strike! Hand-Chopping Strike! Hand-Chopping Strike! Look at me, I'm Robespiere!"
    "Hey! It's my joke!"
    "...As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero."

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    Thanks to Cuthalion for awesome avatar!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaggerPen View Post
    Well, I'll be. A post that links to itself. Now I've seen everything.
    Wolfen Houndog - The World in Revolt (4e)
    The Mythic Warrior, a 3.5 base class that severs limbs and sunders armor
    The Nameless One, converted to 3.5 and 5e

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    Quote Originally Posted by thereaper View Post
    Well, I'll be. A post that links to itself. Now I've seen everything.
    ... I do not even know how that happened. That's quite possibly the most impressive of link fails I have ever done.

    It was supposed to link to http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0085.html
    I am: Neutral Good: -2 chaos, -21 evil and 15 balance!

    Quote Originally Posted by Dalek Kommander View Post
    Heartless? Those flaming letters spelled ELAN! How many sons can honestly say their father has murdered dozens of human beings just to show how much they care?

    Tarquin's fatherly love is truly unique... or at least I hope it is!
    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    First, I'm impressed that this topic went so far off topic that it ended up back at The Order of the Stick.
    Can't find the strip you're looking for? Head on over to OOTS Strip Summaries!

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    Default Re: And chop off your hand.

    Quote Originally Posted by DaggerPen View Post
    ... I do not even know how that happened. That's quite possibly the most impressive of link fails I have ever done.

    It was supposed to link to http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0085.html
    linkception. there are levels of meaning we can barely begin to understand
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    so before roland shows up and six guns us all, i would just like to say.....

    six guns is not actually a verb.
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    Sheriff: Six-gunned!
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