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    Default have some random monsters, expect more soon

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    Hoard wearing zombie disgorging weasel

    {TABLE]Size/Type:|Large Magical Beast
    Hit Dice:|8d10+45 (92 hp)
    Speed:|40 ft (8 squares), burrow 40ft
    Armor Class:|19 (-1 size,+1 dex, +9 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 18
    Base Attack/Grapple:|+8/+19
    Attack:|bite +14 melee (1d8+7)
    Full Attack:|bite +14 melee (1d8+7) and 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+3)
    Special Attacks:|Zombie spewin', nasty hoard, even nastier skin condition, disease
    Special Qualities:|DR 5/magic, Darkvision 60ft, scent
    Saves:|Fort +13, Ref +7, Will +2
    Abilities:| Str 24, Dex 12, Con 20, Int 5, Wis 11, Cha 1
    Skills:|Move Silently +12
    Feats:|Great fortitude, Greater toughness, Improved initiative
    Environment:|Places where refuse and trash can be found in large amounts
    Challenge Rating:|7
    Treasure:|double goods
    Alignment:|Always chaotic neutral (evil tendancies)
    Advancement:|9-12 HD large, 13-16 HD huge
    Level Adjustment:|--
    Damn kobolds have a sick sense of humor...The Hoard wearing zombie disgorging weasel was made from weird kobold necromancers who liked the undead and too many weird giant monster movies. It appears as a huge weasel with black eyes, a weird skin condition, and an outer layer of junk, dust, crap, and all sorts of weird objects covering bits of its skin.
    Zombie spewin' (Su)
    Once every 1d4 rounds, a Hoard wearing zombie disgorging weasel can shoot 1d6 kobold zombies from its mouth
    nasty hoard (Ex)
    The hoard on the weasels skin is really smelly, surrounding it with a stinking cloud spell (CL 8)
    even nastier skin condition (Ex)
    Anyone who hits the hoard wearing zombie disgorging weasel with a melee slashing or piercing weapon (or a whip) that deals more than 4 damage must make a fortitude save (con based DC 19) or get filth fever as they pop a pustule.
    Anyone who consumes a part of a hoard wearing zombie disgorging weasel in any way must make a fortitude save (Con based DC 19) or get both blueguts (BoVD) and filth fever

    Lovecraftian war-week old pizza

    {TABLE]Size/Type:|Huge Plant (Extraplanar, chaotic)
    Hit Dice:|14d8+126 (189 hp)
    Speed:|30 ft (6 squares), swim 20ft, climb 20ft
    Armor Class:|28 (-2 size,+0 dex, +20 natural), touch 8, flat-footed 28
    Base Attack/Grapple:|+10/+18
    Attack:|breadsticks +8 melee (2d6+0)
    Full Attack:|4 breadstickss +8 melee (2d6+0)
    Special Attacks:|Oh my pelor it's so greasy, pineapple chunks, rancid sauce
    Special Qualities:|super stale.
    Saves:|Fort +20, Ref +4, Will +6
    Abilities:| Str 10, Dex 10, Con 29, Int 7, Wis 10, Cha 10
    Skills:|Bluff +17, Diplomacy +2, Disguise +0 (+2 to act in character), Intimidate +2, Sleight of Hand +2
    Feats:|cleave, great cleave, great fortitude, iron will, power attack
    Environment:|the homes of sad people weeks after a party
    Organization:|solitary (we hope)
    Challenge Rating:|14
    Treasure:|yay, filth fever for everyone
    Alignment:|chaotic vomit inducing evil
    Advancement:|they don't get bigger, they just get more evil and sometimes template stacked
    Level Adjustment:|--
    When pizza gets left out for too long...dark forces start to grow...for it is no longer pizza. Behind that rubbery yet still hard shell of crust, cheese, and miscellaneous fungus is an evil rancid tomato based hell. half pizza, half fungus, all evil. It can swim, getting more soggy and hellish by the drop, and it can impossibly slide up walls cannot escape
    Oh my pelor it's so greasy
    The Lovecraftian war-pizza can cast grease at will (CL 20), and it's space (and any other space it has been in in the past hour) are coated with a grease spell as well.
    pineapple chunks
    anyone who bites the lovecraftian war-pizza must make a fortitude save (con based DC 27) or spend the next round vomiting, losing any standard actions it could have taken, and any movement it does in said round has its speed halved.
    rancid sauce
    Its...still hot on the is this abomination possible. once a round as a move action a lovecraftian war-pizza can shoot a 30ft. cone of tomato sauce dealing 4d8 acid and 4d8 fire damage (reflex save [con based] DC 27 halves)
    super stale.
    DR 5/adamantium fire immunity, cold immunity, it cannot be frozen due to its lava hot core, and even reheating it cannot save this pizza now.

    A Lovecraftian war-week old pizza can take 10 on swim and climb checks even when rushed or threatened.

    Melf's honey soaked rock

    {TABLE]Size/Type:|Tiny Construct
    Hit Dice:|2d10+0 (11 hp)
    Armor Class:|23 (+2 size,+3 dex, +8 natural), touch 15, flat-footed 20
    Base Attack/Grapple:|+1/-8
    Attack:|throw +6 melee (1d3-1 plus sticky)
    Full Attack:|throw +6 melee (1d3-1 plus sticky)
    Special Attacks:|sticky, sweetener
    Special Qualities:|DR 8/acid or piercing
    Saves:|Fort +0, Ref +3, Will -5
    Abilities:| Str 8, Dex 16, Con -, Int -, Wis 1, Cha 1
    Skills:|Appraise +0, Hide +11
    Feats:|weapon finesse
    Environment:|magic bars
    Organization:|solitary, pair, bundle (3-10)
    Challenge Rating:|1/2
    Treasure:|sweetened drinks and sticky hands
    Alignment:|neutral sweet
    Level Adjustment:|--
    Melf wanted a pet rock, and sweeter drinks, so BAM!
    sticky (ex)
    The rock sticks itself to anything it is thrown at, requiring someone with 12 strength or higher to pull it off, or a grease spell
    sweetener (Su)
    Any drink a melf's honey soaked rock is placed in is sweeter, yay :)
    Last edited by inuyasha; 2013-12-20 at 04:35 PM.
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