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    Come and enjoy our unique beverages! Enjoy the casual atmosphere in our Casablanca-meets-rustic-Asian facilities. Chat with friends out on the bamboo patio or stroll inside and grab a private, fern-surrounded booth.



    Trog's Tavern has been enchanted to be indestructible. Please refrain from attempting to damage it, as it will not work.

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    NOW HIRING: Bartenders, Cooks, Talented bards, Burly bouncers, etc.
    (Hey bards: just take spotlight in the tavern's center and start singing!)

    STAFF:
    Manager: El Jaspero
    Bouncers: Hoseki, Tempest Stormwing, Valthreborn Valthera
    Bartender: Trog, El J, Nina, Paige, Cosmo, Alex Shipmaster, Erdan
    Cook: Kobold Who


    Trog would like to introduce:

    Nina - a feisty and vivacious 18 year old (she's legal). Mean and completely unavailable.

    Paige - a sweet and wholesome elf working her way through college at SIU here in town.

    Cosmo - a quick-witted and oppressed gnome scoundrel.

    All will be happy to serve you. ((Since all are NPCs they are up for communal control. Feel free to say what they do or say to you or any other patron. To a point.))

    GET A FREE DRINK ON YOUR FIRST BARBARIAN POST HERE!

    THE CURRENT DRINK MENU
    Wines:
    Catoblepas Sauvingnon
    Chimera Cabernet - A hearty red with a hits of oak and black cherry.
    Kobold Chianti - Tart and tangy! Try it with fava beans!
    Merfolk Merlot - Full-bodied with a hint of rose.
    Purple Worm Pinot - Earthy aroma.
    Funky Llama - A rich fruity wine, available in white or red.
    Xorn Zinfandel - Sweet and fruity!
    Cormyrian Fireamber - Imported and very good.
    Spoonake Chablis - Straight from the Underdark!
    Feline's Fancy - A purplish, swirly mixture that any feline will adore.

    Bar Drinks:
    Pina CoLlama - If you're not into yoga and have half a brain.
    Swampwater - A Phosphorescent lemon-lime delight
    Jasphattan - Sweet vermouth with bitters and more.
    White Russian Wukei - Vodka, Kahlua, and Milk.
    Long Island Iced Tea - Tastes better than it will make you feel in the morning.
    Mai Tai - Dark and pineapple juice.
    Sneak on the Beach - Vodka, Cranberry juice, pineapple juice and Peach Schapps.
    Rust Monster - Scotch and Drambuie.
    Coffee Martini - buzzzzz.
    Murderita - Wasted away again...
    Rampaging Rail Mixer - Mad strong!
    Ice Liqueur - Guaranteed to cool you down.
    Dwarf Spirits Available
    Aboleth Absinthe
    LEVEL UP LIQUER - Need a few extra XP? We gots XP in a bottle!
    Dragon's Liver Buster - The strongest drink in the house. Don't say we didn't warn you...
    Constitution Crushing Wine - Fort. DC 35 or pass out!
    Djinn and Tonic - Whirling ice cubes, fizzy soda, and one drunk genie.
    Rum Llamonade Daquiri
    Mudslide Daquiri
    Chuul Lounge - Bacardi Limon, Aberration , creme de bananes and juices into a Chuul shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well. Strain into a highball glass half-filled with ice cubes, and serve.
    Ichor Liquor - Made from a fermented mix of various kinds of blood, the perfect drink for vampires and similar creatures.
    Black Market Wallbanger
    Hydrogelic's 110 proof Firewater
    Guild Vodka No. 3
    Black Shadow - A strong concoction guaranteed to send a chill down your spine at any temperature.
    Wizard Blizzard - The effect depends on the spell stored in it. Other than that, it's made with crushed ice and Bourbon.

    Beers Ales & Such
    Grim Brewery brand Ginger - Death-o-licious!
    Archon Ale
    Guilders Ale
    Balthor's Best
    Mind Flayer Mead - Uhh... I wouldn't order this if you are not into brains and such.

    Other Fine Beverages
    Darknight Coffee - cream has no effect
    SLURPEES!
    Root
    Red Minotaur Energy Drink
    Llamonade - that cool, refreshing drink for quadrupeds.
    Dragon's Fire Breath (cherry Kool-Aid) for the kids!
    Fox Cola - the choice of the furry generation.
    Hot Chocolate - with little marshmallows and stuff.

    To Munch
    Hot Spicy Peanuts
    Velvet Elfish - Trogtilla chips with hot cheese and meat dip - soooo good.
    Fortune Cookies - I got this deal with a local factory see...
    Bamhacon!!!
    Gyros
    Salads (Spring Greens, Caesar, and Italian Pasta)
    Who's Surprise

    Desserts
    Muffins
    Brownies

    Also: Fine Cigars Available from our humidor. Coffin Nail cigarettes.
    Be sure to check out the excellent banjowood carving above the fireplace!
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    I'd have to agree with that, Destro. I don't see it much.

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    Darnin yawns and some of the darkness surrounding him fades for an instant before returning.
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    Can you tell why it's doing that? My experience with souls is limited. Destro's soul is there again, and the green glow vanishes again. This time it doesn't come back. His DLB arrives and he downs some of it.
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    Aesa shrugs. Beats me.

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    Very stra- Destro pauses, and looks confused. How the? He looks at the DLB. I thought I couldn't get drunk... Then his soul is gone again.
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    Turning mortal again? How interesting.

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    But that isn't supposed to be able to happen... Destro tosses the rest of the DLB over his shoulder and gets a glass of fireamber instead. One of his arms blurs around the edges.

    ((Dinner. Back soon))
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    Yes, and there is not supposed to be anyone manipulating fate other than the norns. The impossible tends to happen.

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    Kyrian wakes up and vanishes.
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    I'm back! Sorta. Not really. Kinda though.

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    Well I don't like it. The blurred arm does several impossible things at once, most of which involve bending ways it isn't supposed to bend. Destro glares at it, and it resumes being simply blurred. strange things have started happening ever since I took that trip to that encampment...
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    Dave, Kenyon's player (For those two or three of you left who don't know,) steps in through a rip in the fourth wall. Rather than his usual casual or work attire, he's currently bundled up in multiple layers of clothing, topped with a jacket. He quickly makes his way to the bar, and orders "Dear God, Something Warm".

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    What encampment is this? Aesa casts a small spell to enhance her sight to see arcane energies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenyon View Post
    Dave, Kenyon's player (For those two or three of you left who don't know,) steps in through a rip in the fourth wall. Rather than his usual casual or work attire, he's currently bundled up in multiple layers of clothing, topped with a jacket. He quickly makes his way to the bar, and orders "Dear God, Something Warm".
    ((It's pretty cold here, too. Been that way for a week or so))

    I don't know what it was called. There was a lot of snow there though. The soul, for some reason, has resumed its natural state of nonexistence. There is a cloud of arcane energy surrounding Destro, most of it Necromantic. It's so thick he can't be seen through it.
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    Aesa shrugs and dismisses the spell. Where was it?

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    Through a portal in the temple of Inari. Destro suddenly sees Dave and waves hello. I'm assuming it was cold there. Couldn't feel it at the time.
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    ((Yeah, I've been stuck at home for the past 3 days due to all the ice we've had. Nearly went crazy from it all. I thought having some time off of work would be a good thing, but nooooo...))

    Cosmo gives Dave a Hot Chocolate, which Dave nearly dunks his head into. After downing the tasty-warm concoction, he gives Destro a wave, and busts out a small notebook. Anyone that looks at it can see anything said or done in the Town, in a text form.

    "Man, how long have I been out...?" He flips through the pages. "A week? Ah, crap. It's gonna be a pain to resurrect this plotline the way I wanted..."

    He pulls out a pencil from one of his shirts, and taps it on the bar, thinking.

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    Silas enters the tavern and sits at the bar.

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    Aesa yawns and looks for something to do.

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    ((I'm Canadian. We're used to it))

    Destro decides that bored valkyries are not safe things to stand next to and excuses himself, walking over to Dave. So, how's life?

    ((I will, of course, participate in your plotline. Destro wants revenge))
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    ((Yeah, but Texans aren't. You drop a snowflake on our lawns, and we're sacrificing children to the elder gods to keep the dreaded ice demons away.))

    Dave starts scribbling in the sidenotes of his little book, as his physical presence realizes that work is suddenly busy and now is not the freaking time to try to jumpstart Kenyon's plotlines.

    ((Back in...*checks watch*...2 hours? Dammit, I hate covering for other people!))

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    ((If bored valkyries are bad things, shouldn't you try and keep her occupied rather than leaving her alone at a table with her magic rod?))
    Aesa twirls her magic rod in her hand, wondering what she could to do amuser herself.

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    Silas looks around the tavern and orders a beer.

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    The man appears, a slightly sour look on his face. His black hair seems a bit disheveled, and he pulls it back to sip a Level Up Liquer.
    Yup.

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    Ark walks in and pulls up a chair.

    A Catoblepas Sauvingnon, please.

    Quietly sipping the wine, he looks around, and realizes he's late for an "important event". He chugs back the wine, and opens up a wormhole. He jumps through to the Temple of Inari, and foolishly forgets to shut it.
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    ((Hehe. We had two feet of snow here in November. There's a good half foot of the stuff, probably more, outside right now))
    ((I'll be here. I have no life, so two hours is nothing))
    ((I never said bad. I said not safe to stand next to))

    Destro is about to go back to talk to Aesa, seeing Dave become occupied, but then the man enters. Destro decides he looks like an interesting sort of person and, after glaring at Silas, goes to speak to him. Hello.
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    Silas waits for Destro to have his back to him and then gives him an obscene gesture.

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    Aesa watches the newcomers with interest, wondering what fun she could have with them.

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    Destro would likely be annoyed if he saw what Silas was doing. He doesn't have eyes on the back of his head though, so he doesn't. Instead he continues to wait for a response from the Man. Then he realises that Blood went offline, and walks back over to Aesa instead.
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    Scylla enters the tavern and sits down by the fire. "A Black Shadow, please," she says, and laughs rather bitterly at a private joke.
    When Paige brings the drink, Scylla lazes back in her chair and people-watches. She looks like a cat, utterly comfortable.
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