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    Earlier interpretations of OOTS by my cousin can be found at these two posts:

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    My silly cousin's interpretation of OOTS 935 (I'm trying to be word -for-word when I can, but intelligible. Sorry if it's hard to understand):

    First panel: Bald girl has brown pheasant land on her head (you can see the wing). [Nihhus Note: According to my cousin, Pheasant, like Crow, is an animal friend of Weird-Mirror-Ponytail.] She reaches her hand out backwards for a sword, which the brown-haired girl is about to hand to her (so she can kill the pheasant and get it off her head). She says, "Give me a sword". The grey-haired guy doesn't want that to happen (he likes birds), so he tries to step on the sword before Brown-hair can give it to baldy (but he misses, and just barely doesn't step on the sword). Polka-dot-hat girl looks in the mirror. The black eyebrow-beam from last strip now shows us what it does: It makes a person (that's why stick-figure outlines are black). Since Wierd-Mirror-Ponytail shot the eyebrow beam near the ship's railing last strip, the new stick person who is made is made from the railing. That's why his clothes are the same color as the top of the railing, and his tie (which he uses as a belt, because he doesn't have a wife to tie his tie for him {only girls can do ties[except if it's a clip-on]}) is the color of the sky.

    Weird-Mirror-Ponytail says, "I will fight the angel!" and starts to run towards the angel, but forgot that the floor is dirty. Weird-Mirror-Ponytail is now sick. Angel says "ouch" because it hurts to be twisted up. The angel has her head turned around and facing strange. Look at her arms, she's all twisted up.

    Panel Two: Weird-Mirror-Ponytail tripped when running towards the angel, and sneezed. It's a big sneeze, like Grandpa makes. It sounds like HROOOOOOOOONK-PCHeeeeeeeeeeeeW! Angel can't get out of the way fast enough! She says, "Icky icky bad bad bad!". Angel is stupid. If she was smart, she would have closed her mouth when being sneezed at. The sneeze-thing is like an amoeba. It's a fire-sneeze-amoeba (fire is yellow sometimes, like the sun; and "Weird-Mirror-Ponytail sneezed into her hands, which were on fire, but pink fire. Pink magic fire. Is the author of this on drugs, Nihhus?")

    Crow is missing. Angel probably ate crow. People eat crow sometimes.

    Panel Three: Weird-Mirror-Ponytail turned around and did a somersault twist in mid-trip; and is now on the other side of Stupid Angel. Since both Weird-Mirror-Ponytail and Stupid Angel are sick, they both have the same Amoeba-sneeze-thing, and it's separating into two, like at school with germs. Weird-Mirror-Ponytail has a little bit of magic fire sparking from her hands. Stupid Angel is walking backwards, to try to get out of the sneeze-fire-amoeba. Stupid Angel says, "I ate your birdy" and Wierd-Mirror-Ponytail says "Meanie!".

    Panel Four: Wierd-Mirror-Ponytail did a backflip to get to the other side of Stupid Angel, apparently, Wierd-Mirror-Ponytail does this a lot, and has been doing this between this page and the last one. ("See, Nihhus, that's why Stupid Angel is all twisted up in the beginning."). Also, Wierd-Mirror-Ponytail makes a magic fire-cube to clean herself with. It makes the amoeba-sneeze-fire go "POP" and go away. The other Sneeze-amoeba-fire has spread all over Stupid Angel and is covering her. The box tries to clean her away, and that's why it says "POP". In the other place, a man wearing green and a lady with a pillow instead of legs look at the fight.

    Panel Five: Blondie tries to comfort his sister, Ponytail, but he accidentally steps on her foot. He says "I'm sorry". The mother of Blondie and Ponytail holds Ponytail's head, and says, "There, there. You're going to be okay"

    ...

    To be continued...
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    What glory is this.

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    Sixth Panel: Bigboots gets up from the railing, saying "Ha-Ha!!! I turned off the orange lasers! If I can't have them, then nobody can!", and the stupid angel says "help! The purple box is trying to eat me! Make it go away, Wierd-Mirror-Ponytail, or it will eat your crow with me because I ate the crow". The man created by the black eyebrow-beam is running away from the angel-eating-and-magic-fire-sneeze-amoeba-destroying-box. This is only his second picture, so he's only two; and so he can't walk well, which is why he's leaning over.

    Seventh Panel: Bandana, who is still superglued to the wheel, is trying to squiggle, squeeze, squirm, and squank her way out of it (Nihhus Note: I don't know what Squank means.) She calls for help, but none comes. She has her foot stuck in the wheel, too.

    Eight Panel: "Nihhus, this is stupid. Why is there a blimp stuck to the boat. Where are the people?"

    Ninth Panel: Bigboots looks at Blondie. Blondie looks scared, but doesn't realize that if Bigboots tries to kick him, that the curly-brown-haired girl in green who we saw earlier (the one with pillows instead of legs) has her head in the way of any kick. Also, Blondie has a lady, the one with the pheasant on her head, perching on his head; like last comic. Ponytails looks unhappy because she didn't get anyone to stand on her head. No fair! " Also, the floor is wrong-ways, and everyone is slipping. I think Bandana made that happen with the wheel."

    Tenth Panel: Weird-Mirror-Ponytail does a jump over the stupid angel again, and zaps the Stupid Angel's belly (which is where the crow is) so as to make her spit up the crow. Weird-Mirror-Ponytail says "Give me my friend back. Nice angels don't eat friends." Also, the floor is wrong-ways again, but the other way.

    Last Panel of the page: The sneeze-fire-amoeba is back, and Stupid Angel is trying to stand. She looks uncomfortable, like he's going to throw up. Her eyes are yellow, like the sneeze-amoeba-fire.

    First Panel of next page: Stupid Angel coughs up the crow! Crow is Angry and yelling! Also, Stupid Angel's arms are too short to reach the Crow (she wants to eat her again). Also, Stupid Angel has her head the wrong way, she got all twisted up again.

    SEcond Panel: Crow falls over, and another amoeba forms (can birds get people-sick, or do the germs that hurt people not hurt birds because birds have different germs)?

    Third Panel: Wierd-Mirror-Ponytail jumped over the Stupid Angel again, getting on the other other other side. Wierd-Mirror-Ponytail is balancing on one foot on the railing of the ship! Oh no! Dangerous!

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    Just....... why? Why do this?
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    These are hilarious! Your cousin has a strange lens.
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    So I imagine she can't read english? Funny to see how images gets intepretated without text, and it reminds me of when I couldn't read and only looked at pictures and guessed at what was going on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KillianHawkeye View Post
    Just....... why? Why do this?
    I'm guessing it's a young kid explaining what's happening in the comic strip. Kids say funny things like this all the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marq View Post
    I'm guessing it's a young kid explaining what's happening in the comic strip. Kids say funny things like this all the time.
    That was my interpretation as well. I am waiting to hear the next to last panel described.
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    Fourth Panel: A giant bubble attempts to take the Stupid Angel back to heaven for a lesson about eating other people's friends. The person with the sword from panel one with the "gloopy hair" and the grey-haired person who tried to step on his sword in panel one look at the bubble. For some reason, Wierd-Mirror-Ponytail is now giant and is about to step on the Stupid Angel. How she balances on the straight-up surface on the railing, nobody knows. It's a secret, like suspenders. Wierd Mirror Ponytails says "I hope I don't fall off."

    Fifth Panel: Stupid angel screams at the bubble and popped it (scream in green). Stupid Angel is still sick somehow, even though bubbles are made of soap and soap is clean so it should make her clean.

    Sixth Panel: Weird-Mirror-Ponytails is now stuck up in the air and cannot get down. What's behind the line ending the picture? Is Weird-Mirror-Ponytails a puppet, and that's where the hand fits in? Is it a snake-tail? Is it a giant bouncy spring? Is it magic shoes that let you walk up walls? The middel and end of a caterpiller with those leg-things? the long part of a butterfly with wings? Frog legs? Cow legs with udders? Spider-legs with a web? Lizard feet? A wasp-stinger? Ant? Turtle? Camel? Sheep? Peacock? A hellicopter propeller? A pencil? Is it Regular POnytails (the bottom of Wierd Ponytails is Regular Ponytail's top, so when she flips upside down and does a headstand, her dress goes over her head to reveal Wierd Ponytails and also the other way around, like the guy in Hunchback of NOtre Dame?) (NihhusNote: My cousin just watched that movie with me, and forced me to rewind to that "every man's a king and every king's a clown" part in "Topsy Turvey" so I could understand what he meant.

    The Angel can see what's going on, and that's why she's pointing and surprised. Bad angel! Pointing is rude! She says something rude, probably. Wierd Ponytails says "I didn't get rid of the box. I just made it invisible"

    Seventh Panel: Wait a minute, this is just the same one as the last one. Lazy artist! (also, where are the Stupid Angel's legs? Is she a puppet, too/)

    Eigth panel: Angel goes -POP!- from the invisble box from earlier. What in the world is it that's just off the edge? Is it a unicycle?

    Ninth Panel: Wierd Ponytails does a victory dance and goes all "oh yeah, look at me, I'm walking on a wall! I throw my hands up in the air sometimes, going MAAAAAAAAAAAAYO, DUN-DUNDUN MAAAAAAAAAAAYO" because mayonnaise is the food of victory. (NihhusNote: My cousin's favorite food is meat sandwiches with mayonnaise, and said cousin loves to sing the "mayo song"). Crow says: I don't like being eaten.

    "gloopy-hair guy" says "what do I do now? Do I kill the pheasant now?" and grey-haired guy says "NO. I like pheasants." and chops off Gloopy's knees with the sword from the first panel. (NihhusNote: My cousin doesn't say "first panel", he points to the panel and says "there").

    Tenth Panel: Weird-Mirror-Ponytails says, "I'm sorry, crow. I'll never let anybody eat you again." Gloopy-hair tries to pull the sword out of his knees, but it's not working. He points at Wierd POnytails. Bad Gloopy! Pointing is rude! Also, what is it behind the line? Is it octopus arms? Mermaid tail?

    Eleventh Panel: Whatever it is down there, it somehow pulled Wierd Ponytails to a giant shoe at the center of the earth, where the devils stay (This devil is the evil twin of the Stupid Angel, so she must be the Smart Devil. SHe's mad at the Angel and Bigboots because they stole her clothes away and trashed the center of the earth so she had to clean it up. They tracked sand in everywhere, all over the carpet. For some reason, this Devil has a leg that ends in a point, which looks like what a tail should be. And now, an operating table (which is there for no reason) has fallen on her legs. She says, "Hey, Weird Ponytails, nobody hurts my sister but me (I chewed off her wings), so stay away! Also, get off my leg".

    Last Panel: The Smart Devil flew Weird Ponytails and Crow back to the boat somehow. Crow stole something from Smart Devil, but it's too small to see what it is. Weird Ponytails says "Gloopy, you're not doing a good job of taking the sword out of your knees. Let me help. Also, do we have any spare clothes?". Crow says, "Look what I got!" and displays it with her bird-leg.

    Overview by My Cousin: Nihhus, this is stupid. I think this comic was made on drugs. It doesn't make any sense. How many pages of this are there?".

    Final Note: My cousin is five years old. I have no idea why he is learning about germs separating into two at school.
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    I am now curious-if you started having your cousin interpret the previous comics in reverse order, how long could the "Elan and Haley are siblings" thing be maintained?
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    Just....... why? Why do this?
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    Am I the only one a little worried that a five-year-old kid is using the phrase "on drugs"?
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    Nihhus, your cousin is awesome as always. I will never be able to look at this scene the same way again. (How could I not see before that Laurin Stupid Angel barfed up Blackwing in Panel 12?)

    Thanks for posting this!

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    Am I the only one a little worried that a five-year-old kid is using the phrase "on drugs"?
    Maybe. I am not remotely worried about that.

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    You need a new cousin, current one is broken.

    Also, isn't that a tumblr meme?
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    Quote Originally Posted by NihhusHuotAliro View Post

    Sixth Panel: Weird-Mirror-Ponytails is now stuck up in the air and cannot get down. What's behind the line ending the picture? Is Weird-Mirror-Ponytails a puppet, ... Camel? ...
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    Yes, yes, and more yeses!

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    Yes, yes, and more yeses!


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    Awesome, thanks. I look forward to reading more of these!
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    Your cousin is a wonderfully opinionated, imaginative little boy. He makes me think of my own little relatives. Keep posting these- they're hilarious!

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    Is your cousin Luna?
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    If your cousin's really making this stuff up, it's hilarious.

    If you're making it up for the sake of humor, I congratulate you on being able to simulate the thought processes of a small child so well.

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    My cousin should be visiting in February.

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    OOTS 936:

    First Panel: Bigboots is trying to do a pull-up to get back on the boat, but his boots are big, so it's hard to get his feet up, so he hangs on with his hands. Also, one of his arms has a broken hand that curves backwards. Ouch, that must really hurt. Apparently the floor is the cushion-part of a sofa now, because Blondie is sitting on it "look where he legs come out. The black line, it works like a chair" (Nihhus Note: I'm not sure what he means here.

    Blondie is holding a terrible-looking cello towards us, or towards the audience, or towards the drawer, or something. Whichever direction. He holds it this way to face it away from Bigboots, and blondie says "You hurt my sister's arm! You can't have her cello, too!" because only girls can play cello (Nihhus Note: My little sister plays the Cello, and she likes to show everybody videos of Tanya Anisimova; and also Wendy Warner; so my cousin logically concluded that only girls can play the cello.)

    Bigboots says: "That's a terrible cello and I hate it. Also, look at me when I'm talking to you. It's so rude that you look the other way. Eye contact, please." (Nihhus Note: I have no idea where he got the phrase "eye contact" from. Presumably from school).

    Panel two: Bigboots, with a great display of strength, pulls the boat over to the sideways. Look at the line he's grabbing, it went the other way last picture. The wave this makes probably scares away the sharks and Mister Longarm from way back when (Blondie bit Mister Longarm's arm at the very beginning, back when there were head-lasers). Mom always says not to make waves. Bad bigboots!

    Bigboots says, "Where did my friend the Angel go?" (he doesn't call her stupid angel because they are friends. And you only call your friends stupid when it's okay with them. Because if they're not okay with it, then you're not friends anymore.)

    Panel Three: Bigboots, with another mighty display of strength, pushes the boat completely over sideways so that the side is the top, and the other side is the bottom, and the floor is like a wall. Now that it's all turned, Bigboots can lift up his legs to get back on the boat. I have no idea how Blondie is floating, or why Blondie turned to face Bigboots.

    Probably, everyone drowned now. That's what happens when ships turn over.

    Also, he pushed it so hard that it made the wind go the other direction, blowing his coat right instead of left.


    Panel Four: Blondie butt-shoves the boat back to normal-ways; and is now standing on the black line that was the corner of the sofa earlier. (Nihhus Note: I think I can kind of see the sofa now... am I going insane?).

    Panel Five: Bigboots shoves the ship to make it go the other other sideways, and says "Finally, now I have eye contact. That wasn't hard, blondie, was it?"

    Panel Six: Normal Ponytails says "HERE'S SOME EYE CONTACTS, BIGBOOTS!" and shoots two arrows that are either steaming or on fire with her boot which is now impaled in her broken arm. She doesn't realize that her other foot is stuck in the bowstring. Wait, maybe they're stink guns.

    Panel Seven: the eye contacts / arrows become very small and fly towards Bigboots. The bow springs back on Normal Ponytails's leg (spring sound in blue). Just behind Normal Ponytails, you can see Ponytails's and Blondie's mother, and she reactivated the head-lasers, she can do that, because she's smart. We also see the girl with a pheasant on her head. I think she's not wearing pants, and that's why the line makes it so you don't see the rest of her.

    The floor is turned, but the other way again. The wind reversed again.

    Panel Eight: the eye contacts are almost in bigboots eyes. Oh, that's why they're steaming, because they're supposed to hurt when you put them in and they make you cry, like onions. Maybe it's stink fumes and this is an onion eye contact arrow pair. bigboots turned the ship again, so the arrows must have curved around to chase him.

    Panel Nine: OUCH! Bigboots puts his hands in the way of the arrows so they get impaled on the arrows and it really hurts but it doesn't go into his eyes. Pain sparks in blue. Also, what should look like a cape now looks like a spare set of pants.

    Panel Ten: Someone shoved the ship to tilt the other way, and now bigboots is falling off unless his shoes are sticky; if they are, he can stick to the side. The arrows don't stink anymore, and they start falling. Blondie turned himself around again; like in the hokey pokey.

    To be continued...

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    Normal Ponytails says "HERE'S SOME EYE CONTACTS, BIGBOOTS!"
    I approve of this battle cry.

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    Sorry for the delay; I've recorded my cousin's interpretation in sound; but I haven't put it into postable form yet (have to fit each "that picture right there" to a panel (he interprets them in order, but then goes back and points out details he missed the first time, and asks questions).


    Panel eleven (last panel of page one): The ship is turned the other other other other other way. This is getting old. No wonder people get seasick. Bigboots says "help! I can't swim in this armor! Don't let mister longarm or the sharks eat me!" While Blondie looks all scared-like at something we can't see behind Bigboots. It looks like Bigboots's wrinkles fell off, the ones near his eyes that we saw when the arrows were close. One of them went outside his head, ewwwwwww. Was it already peeling off? With his other hand, Bigboots tries to do that thing where your hand goes on fire and then something cool happens; like the angel did and like Weird Mirror Ponytails did; but it doesn't work. Blondie is holding the cello with his fingertips, and I think he's going to drop it. Now Blondie has Bigboots's face-wrinkles, but they don't stick well to his face, one of them seems to be peeling off like what happened to Bigboots. Blondie says "I won't help you! You hurt my sibling!" (bling bling sibling bling It's fun to say sibling. bling bling bling bling blananaphlone)

    Page two, panel one: Bigboots is becoming small. That won't help him. Blondie is also small; but Blondie is hanging on with both hands; so he must have dropped the cello; which is probably being eaten by either Mister Longarm or the sharks. Blondie says: "Behind you, meanie Bigboots! Look behind you!"

    Panel two: Bigboots says "I'm not falling for that. Get it? Falling for that?. And give me back my wrinkles. They're mine."

    Panel three: Blondie says "Here ya go. No, really, look behind you. Also, Hi five!" as he reaches out his hand for a high five.

    Panel four: Bigboots reaches out his arm to catch the wrinkles. Blondie says "Seriously, man. Look behind you!"

    Panel five: Blondie says "I mean it! Also, in the middle", waiting for Bigboots to do a middle-five while Bigboots puts his wrinkles back on.

    Panel six: Bigboots says "Down low!" and reaches out for a down-five. He should have used that hand to grab the top of the edge.

    Panel seven: Blondie says, "TOO SLOW", and lifts both his hands up in the air sometimes, saying "tooo slow, your hair is mayooooo" Bigboots tried to use his other hand, and fell. He makes magic blue lines to save himself (it works almost like the head laser, but it's not on your head), but by the time they exist, he's fallen too far to get them.

    Panel Eight: Bigboots realizes the time it takes to make a blue laser magic line is too long for his hands to reach; so he tries to reach it with his foot. In this world, the sky is all yucky-color; and so is the water; so he's falling down through the sea...

    Pane ine: Bigboots kicks up his cape to reach the laser-blue-line-magic; but it's just out of reach. He passes a scuba diver without scuba gear, getting up to a different boat with a twisty arm-laser. I think the scubaman went down to get the shiny sword. Scuba-man has a sideburns that is a foot long.

    Panel ten: Bigboots is almost to the bottom of the ocean!

    To be continued...

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    Bigboots did indeed hurt Blondie's sibling, albeit not the sibling the cousin thinks, and that is a part of Blondie's reason for not pulling him up.
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    "The really unforgivable acts are committed by calm men in beautiful green silk rooms, who deal death wholesale, by the shipload, without lust, or anger, or desire, or any redeeming emotion to excuse them but cold fear of some pretended future. But the crimes they hope to prevent in the future are imaginary. The ones they commit in the present--they are real." --Aral Vorkosigan

    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    This, in a nutshell.
    Yes, exactly.

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    Sorry, I've been having school and haven't had the time to put it into postable form.

    Anyways, I really wonder what my cousin will think about today's strip...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Objection View Post
    Am I the only one a little worried that a five-year-old kid is using the phrase "on drugs"?
    Kids are introduced to anti-drug campaigns really early, and as far as cellular reproduction goes, it's not hard to accidentally stumble upon mitosis and meiosis in casual mentions.


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    Quote Originally Posted by NihhusHuotAliro View Post
    Sorry, I've been having school and haven't had the time to put it into postable form.
    Take your time, of course...and thanks for writing these! They are always fun to read.

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