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    El J claps a long red wig on his head and bangs his gavel.

    "Here begins the Riddletuck vs. Al and Silas trial. Be warned, I have little patience for shenanigans and badgering of witnesses or officers of the court.

    "Al and Silas are accused of
    assault, theft, tresspassing, disturbing the peace and torture. Potential witnesses include Silas, Al the Mutt, Lord Riddletuck the Third, and sundry marksmen from the warrior's guild.

    "Evidence is to be found at http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=32682.

    "Al and Silas, please state your pleas. If any participants in this action wish legal counsel, they should state it now."


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    Lord Riddletuck walks in, My Lord judge, as a legal advisor I would like to summon an old friend of mine, a celestial being by the name of Kratos, do I have permission for this?

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    "Is this friend to serve as your legal counsel?"


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    Yes my lord he is.

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    Al enters with McBish at his side. I plead not guilty on all counts your honor. I would like to have McBish as my legal counsel.
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    "I plead not guilty as well, and would like to have McBish also as my legal counsel."

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    Judge Jaspero nods. "All motions of counsel are approved. Kratos, please make your apperance and present your case."


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    Kratos appears in the court in a flash of bright light, he wears a golden armour with a white cape with the sign of Tyr, the cape gives way to his white wings.

    Good day your honor, I am Kratos legal councel of Lord Riddletuck. I present his case as such may Tyr bless me with his knowledge, Lord Riddletuck was assaulted and abused by the two officers Al the Mutt and Silas, while trying to bring good to the people of the Town by constructing a funeral center. They threatened to assault a pack of demons on the cemetery grounds even after they were told it was under control. After this they continued to mentally abuse Lord Riddletuck untill the situation was taken care of by the markmen hired by Lord Riddletuck, even after this they continued to threaten and thusly mentally abuse Lord Riddletuck. I will attempt to show they are guilty of this and that their actions were a misconduct on their part. I shall do this as a neutral party even though I represent Lord Riddeltuck, so bless me Tyr.

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    The judge raises an eyebrow and shifts his long, red wig. "A follower of Tyr representing those who consort with demons. This should be interesting...

    "McBish, please make your opening statements."
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    If I may interject your honor before McBish proceeds, my client did not consort with demons, the demons have been killed on his command the only reason the officers were not allowed to do this because he feared damage to his property and as such I rquest that that comment be scraped of the record.
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    I have no objection to Kratos's motion.
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    "The comment was merely an aside, but so be it; it will be struck from the record. McBish, please proceed."


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    McBish proceeds with his opening statment. Your honor these charges are so riddiculus when I first heard them I had to laugh. These officers didn't assault or abuse anyone. They might have tried to get an uncopertive citzen to stop hindering an ongoing police investigation but no where did they assault or abuse him. Al the mutt was the priamry officer in this case and had been watching the demons in the cemetary for long before this Riddletuck bought the cemetary. He was in the cemetary on a stake out for a couple of days when he noticed they were active he called in reinforcements and prepared to capture these demons, or kill if it became nessacary, which was a strong possiblity.
    Officer Silas responded to Al's call for reinforcments and came and followed the orders that Al gave him. Riddletuck told the officers that he was going to take care of this, but the officers were wary letting such a dangerous job go in the hands of this town's citzens, esspecially since they had no way of knowing that these citzens were prepared to fight demons. But upon seeing the effectivness of the marksmen they agreed to leave and not arrest the "Lord" ((He doesn't do the finger thing, just his tone shows doubt of his lordship.)) or the marksmen of ubstruction of justice, but did warn Riddletuck that intefering with police buisness was a good way to end up in jail. They then left as peacefully as they came and even removed the bodies of the demons.
    And your honor I wish the charges of torture to be dismissed as it is a affront to this courtroom and anyone who has been really tortured, to allow that farce of a charge to stand. McBish says this last part with deadly seriousness.
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    ((am I allowed to response to that or wait for the judge? ))

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    ((Um... Shrugs. I'm fine with you responding. This isn't a real court room and the rules are different.))
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    If I may intervene, misster McBish is drawing conclusions here that are up to a judge to decide, also dropping a charge like that is against everything the legal system stands for, if your clients are innocent the charges will be dropped, dropping them prematurely only creates the risk that they were true and that they will get away with it. I find your opening an insult to the legal system and unproffesional to say the least.
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    ((Ow, I didn't know the char Kyrian was gay, I'm sorry, I'll correct this.))

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    ((Damm... I wish we had a pretrial then I could have gotten the charge thrown out there, along with a couple of the others.))

    The only insult to the legal system are these charges. I could have asked to drop them all. But from your statments you claim that because these officers asking Riddletuck to comply with them is a form of tourter. A mockery if I ever heard one. McBish then stands silent waiting for the judges descion.

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    ((WHat the hell? Do you even read the posts?? MCBISH IS A GUY!))
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    Unless you are an expert in mental abuse, I think you have no say in wether it is torture or not.

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    ((Right, Lillah McBish, right? ))

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    ((No McBish is a different PC from Lillah. She came into town after him. McBish is my nickname. I have mutiple PC's.))
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    ((Don't worry about it Deus, but a hint might have been the fact that they speak in different colors. I just don't make Alts for all my characters.))
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    Judge Jaspero bangs his gavel. "McBish, your motion to drop the frivolous charge of torture is approved. I find no malicious intent in the officers' conversations with Lord Riddletuck, and agree that these accusations are a shameful insult to victims of actual, harmful torture.

    "Kratos, please call your first witness."


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    ((Dropping charges without hearing any of the witnesses? You are aware that that is pretty silly and impossible in any normal court of law, but I'll roll with it))

    I would like to call upon Silas as my first witness.

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