Trog's Tavern CXXXX

[The_Librarian]

Come and enjoy our unique beverages! Enjoy the casual atmosphere in our Casablanca-meets-rustic-Asian facilities. Chat with friends out on the bamboo patio or stroll inside and grab a private, fern-surrounded booth.



Trog's Tavern has been enchanted to be indestructible. Please refrain from attempting to damage it, as it will not work.

Theme Song

NOW HIRING: Bartenders, Cooks, Talented bards, Burly bouncers, etc.
(Hey bards: just take spotlight in the tavern's center and start singing!)

STAFF:
Manager: El Jaspero
Bouncers: Hoseki, Tempest Stormwing, Valthreborn Valthera
Bartender: Trog, El J, Nina, Paige, Cosmo, Alex Shipmaster, Erdan
Cook: Kobold Who


Trog would like to introduce:

Nina - a feisty and vivacious 18 year old (she's legal). Mean and completely unavailable.

Paige - a sweet and wholesome elf working her way through college at SIU here in town.

Cosmo - a quick-witted and oppressed gnome scoundrel.

All will be happy to serve you. ((Since all are NPCs they are up for communal control. Feel free to say what they do or say to you or any other patron. To a point.))

GET A FREE DRINK ON YOUR FIRST BARBARIAN POST HERE!

THE CURRENT DRINK MENU
Wines:
Catoblepas Sauvingnon
Chimera Cabernet - A hearty red with a hits of oak and black cherry.
Kobold Chianti - Tart and tangy! Try it with fava beans!
Merfolk Merlot - Full-bodied with a hint of rose.
Purple Worm Pinot - Earthy aroma.
Funky Llama - A rich fruity wine, available in white or red.
Xorn Zinfandel - Sweet and fruity!
Cormyrian Fireamber - Imported and very good.
Spoonake Chablis - Straight from the Underdark!
Feline's Fancy - A purplish, swirly mixture that any feline will adore.

Bar Drinks:
Pina CoLlama - If you're not into yoga and have half a brain.
Swampwater - A Phosphorescent lemon-lime delight
Jasphattan - Sweet vermouth with bitters and more.
White Russian Wukei - Vodka, Kahlua, and Milk.
Long Island Iced Tea - Tastes better than it will make you feel in the morning.
Mai Tai - Dark and pineapple juice.
Sneak on the Beach - Vodka, Cranberry juice, pineapple juice and Peach Schapps.
Rust Monster - Scotch and Drambuie.
Coffee Martini - buzzzzz.
Murderita - Wasted away again...
Rampaging Rail Mixer - Mad strong!
Ice Liqueur - Guaranteed to cool you down.
Dwarf Spirits Available
Aboleth Absinthe
LEVEL UP LIQUER - Need a few extra XP? We gots XP in a bottle!
Dragon's Liver Buster - The strongest drink in the house. Don't say we didn't warn you...
Constitution Crushing Wine - Fort. DC 35 or pass out!
Djinn and Tonic - Whirling ice cubes, fizzy soda, and one drunk genie.
Rum Llamonade Daquiri
Mudslide Daquiri
Chuul Lounge - Bacardi Limon, Aberration , creme de bananes and juices into a Chuul shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well. Strain into a highball glass half-filled with ice cubes, and serve.
Ichor Liquor - Made from a fermented mix of various kinds of blood, the perfect drink for vampires and similar creatures.
Black Market Wallbanger
Hydrogelic's 110 proof Firewater
Guild Vodka No. 3
Black Shadow - A strong concoction guaranteed to send a chill down your spine at any temperature.
Haley's Liquer - named for the redheaded rogue, a sweet creme liquer, excellent over ice.
Wizard Blizzard - The effect depends on the spell stored in it. Other than that, it's made with crushed ice and Bourbon.

Beers Ales & Such
Grim Brewery brand Ginger - Death-o-licious!
Archon Ale
Guilders Ale
Balthor's Best
Mind Flayer Mead - Uhh... I wouldn't order this if you are not into brains and such.

Other Fine Beverages
Darknight Coffee - cream has no effect
SLURPEES!
Root
Red Minotaur Energy Drink
Llamonade - that cool, refreshing drink for quadrupeds.
Dragon's Fire Breath (cherry Kool-Aid) for the kids!
Fox Cola - the choice of the furry generation.
Hot Chocolate - with little marshmallows and stuff.

To Munch
Hot Spicy Peanuts
Velvet Elfish - Trogtilla chips with hot cheese and meat dip - soooo good.
Fortune Cookies - I got this deal with a local factory see...
Bamhacon!!!
Gyros
Salads (Spring Greens, Caesar, and Italian Pasta)
Who's Surprise

Desserts
Muffins
Brownies

Also: Fine Cigars Available from our humidor. Coffin Nail cigarettes.
Be sure to check out the excellent banjowood carving above the fireplace!

[Castaras]

((Repost))
Fus drinks some more water, thinking hard. He glares at Cosmo when Cosmo asks for payment, then flips a small gem at Cosmo. Cosmo scurries off.

[Lykan]

Deme goes back to his cocoa

You lie about not knowing, then.

The presence establishes a connection, and once open, seems to be benevolent.

I missed mom... Alot. I didn't even need to come here on this mission.

He sighs again, shaking his head.

[Kyrian]

No, you just finished introducing him to Libris.

[Sneak]

Sneak yawns and orders another drink.

[Castaras]

Mrrp?

The kitten looks round the room wide eyed.

Fus carries on drinking his water, and the extra water which Cosmo gave him.

[The_Librarian]

I'm sorry, the librarian replies, trying to think hard. I hope you enjoy what time you have with her now. She smiles. It's crazy that you know more about, well her than I do...

[blackout]

(Repost.)
Anyways, we need to figure out what's in those ruins, and I need some help. Preferably an archaeologist, and a lore-master. We already have guards, in case of trouble. You guys, and myself. But we need actual historical and magical/technological knowledge so we can know what's in there and make any sense of it. Total group number should be five, six tops.

[Castaras]

Ok, well if you need me to do anything just ask.

The halfling then teleports away.

The kitten closes its eyes and goes to sleep

((Be back in a sec))

[Lykan]

Antony makes a hissing sound, probably his attempt at a chuckle.

Yeah... She's funny.

He bites his lip

Don't mourn her coming...

Deme sighs, shaking his head.

Whatever, man.

[darnin]

Well, call me when you're ready. I'm not likely to be leaving this building until then.

[Kyrian]

What's your problem?

[Vespe Ratavo]

Vespe walks in, singing a song that seems to be referencing events and people, but apparently not from this world.

[blackout]

Well, before you leave Darnin, I could use your help with somethin' else. We need to spread the word, get that extra help we need. Here, pass out flyers. Nuke hands Darnin a stack of flyers listing details about the expedition, and spots Vespe. Pardon me for a sec. He runs over to Vespe. Excuse me, sir? Do you have a moment?

[Vespe Ratavo]

Vespe abruptly stops singing and turns to this man. Sure, go ahead.

[darnin]

Darnin takes them. Alright...

[Nevrmore]

Floyd enters the tavern, rubbing his temple where that damned guy had slammed him in the head with the hilt of a dagger last night.

[blackout]

My name is Shas'O Nukular, and I'm organizing an expedition into some ruins seen not too far outside of town. I need a team here, and I'm nearly complete. I just need someone with knowledge of ancient history and civilizations, and a lore-master. Between those two, I'm hoping to make sense of anything I find down there. I've already found guards, of which I am one. You wouldn't happen to be capable of filling in one of the available positions, would you? :)

[The_Librarian]

The librarian continues to stare into the fireplace.

I don't mourn it... I fear it.

With that, she gently closes off her mind and gets lost in her own thoughts.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Vespe places his hand on his chin. Well, I do have some knowledge of such things. I suppose I could come. What is said expedition for? ((For the greater good? ))

[blackout]

(( If by 'greater good' you mean 'MONEYMONEYMONEY' then yes. :) ))
Profit, possible insight into the dissapearance of one of any number of ancient civilizations that basically dissapeared overnight, and possibly the discovery of a new one. Take your pick. :)

[Vespe Ratavo]

Hmm..I'm in. When and where?

[Lykan]

Deme raises an eyebrow

What's YOUR problem?

Antony taps on the edge of her mind agian

[blackout]

Now. Lemme just get the other two guards. Hey, Fus, Darnin! Let's roll!

[Nevrmore]

"Is that some sort of crazy robo?" Floyd says, still rubbing his aching forehead.

[AmberVael]

Jack wakes up from his player induced coma.

[darnin]

Darnin heads over.

Alright. What about these?
I points out the stack of fliers as best he can.

[Castaras]

Fus reappears.

Have to be a quick trip for me, but yeh, let's go.

The kitten jumps off Sneak's shoulder and crawls underneath a table and goes back to sleep.

[Kyrian]

That it's not five thirty Eastern Standard Time yet?

[blackout]

The trip is now, Fus. We're in and out by sundown. And just leave em right there, Darnin. They can be used for makeshift napkins or somethin'.