Grit's Tavern (Hamlet)

[InaVegt]

Grit is a kobold, a friendly kobold but a kobold nonetheless. He's got a minor arcane talent as well as a tavern inside the little place called the hamlet.

Grit's Tavern
Grit's tavern is made for medium sized customers, though the office is made in small size. There are booster seats for smaller customers as well as holes in the ground for larger customers who still want to sit comfortably.

The staff
Erk: Erk is a gnome who works for Grit. He's grumpy and short but a great mind for numbers.
Evistal: Evistal is a nice friendly elf. He usually chats with the customers a bit before giving them their drink.
Miasmi: Miasmi is another nice friendly elf, she is the wife of Evistal and prefers to work quickly, as to annoy the customers the least.

The menu
Beer
Dragonbite bitter
Dwarfhead stout
Gnome golden light
Mead
Elven mead
Goblin Thudrud
Wine
Drow spiderblood
Dwarven garnet wine
Elven aleeian wine
Frostwine
Mushroom wine
Meat
Beef (Corned, Dried, Jerked, Sausage and smoked all available)
Buffalo (Dried and jerked available)
Pork (Bacon, Ham, Salted and sausage available)
Other food
Salad (Small, Large and vegetarian available)
Nuts (A lot of different kinds)
Muffins (Including the cat variety)
Potatoes

[The Orange Zergling]

A boy -no more than 14- walks into the tavern and looks around. He has short-ish brown hair, bright green eyes, and wears heavily travel worn commoners-clothing. He nervously finds a seat where available.

[InaVegt]

Miasmi walks towards the boy

Can I help you, young man?

[Deadly]

A young man walks in, dragging along the statue of a woman. The woman looks as if she was in a fight.

The man sets the statue down by a table and sits down heavily, obviously exhausted.

[InaVegt]

Evistal walks over to the young man

Evening sir, can I help you?

[The Orange Zergling]

The boy almost looks startled when Miasmi speaks. Umm, yeah, I'll have the... uhh... strongest alcoholic thing you have...

[InaVegt]

We only give lesser alcoholic drinks to people your age, the strongest I can give you is dragonbite bitter.

[Deadly]

The man looks at the menu briefly, then nods I'll have a Gnome golden light and... some dried buffalo meat, thank you.

[The Orange Zergling]

Oh... uhh, fine then, I'll take that.

[InaVegt]

Miasmi hands the boy a mug of a Dark red beer, while Evistal hands the man a glass of light flowery beer and half an ounce of dried meat.

[The Orange Zergling]

The boy drinks his beer in one gulp. He blinks and looks at the other patrons of the bar.

[InaVegt]

That would be 15 silver pieces, young man.

[Deadly]

The man hands Evistal a few coins then looks at the beer and shrugs before taking a swig. He then turns to examine the contents of a small bag.

[InaVegt]

Evistal counts the coins before putting them in the till.

[The Orange Zergling]

He blinks again. Fifteen sil... He puts a hand in his pocket and pulls it out again, holding a few copper pieces, a little ball of lint, and a canine tooth. ...crap.

((Came out a little more comical than I'd wanted. /shrug))

[Deadly]

The man looks up from his bag and turns to Evistal Do you know if there are any mages living nearby?

[InaVegt]

Well, you could work for us to pay off your debt.

I wouldn't know, the tavern just moved here.

((NPC mode for the NPC's))

[Deadly]

The man sighs Oh well. Thanks for your time. he says and returns to examining the contents of the bag, pulling various items out and studying them.

[The Orange Zergling]

Umm, okay. He stands up, hesitently and pockets his money. He glances at the man studying the objects. Then he takes a seat again and falls asleep until Gezina gets back.

[Deadly]

The man looks at the boy, and considers something. He then stands, walks over and puts a gold coin on the boy's table before walking back to his own table.

[Deadly]

The man orders a glass of Dwarfhead stout and pays with a sigh, after looking into his almost empty pouch. He leans against the statue and drinks the beer with a thoughtful expression.

[Deadly]

After a while the man gets up and walks outside, leaving the statue at the table.

[The Orange Zergling]

The boy wakes up with a snort, looking at the gold piece on the counter in front of him. He blinks and makes sure none of the servers are looking, then takes the gold piece and quietly slips out of the tavern.

[Destro_Yersul]

A cloaked man walks into the tavern. Hi. I'll take a Dwarfhead stout, and a job as bartender. He sits at the bar.

[Kyral]

Atriuls stumbles into the Tavern, looking around groggily as the effects of the poison haven't fully worn off. "Ugh...where's that foolish heathen..." He takes notice of the cloaked man and trods towards him, attempting rather lethargically to punch him.

[Destro_Yersul]

The cloaked man hears what is being said behind him, and dives under a nearby table before Atriuls can get to him.

[Sneak]

The man walks into the room and waits for the cowboy, setting his briefcase on the floor and looking around the bar.

[Deadly]

Schnick walks back in and takes his seat next to the statue. He orders an ale and leans back You know, Stick, for once, finding a wizard seems to be a problem. he says, obviously to the statue. The statue doesn't reply.

[Sneak]

The statue doesn't reply.

(( You have no idea how tempting it is to put that in my sig... ))

[Hoseki]

The ex-rider strides into the tavern and sits down at an empty table. She waves Evistal over and says bluntly, "Baked potato, two pork sausages, and a Dwarfhead Stout." "Fine choices, may I say, though-" "Now, not later." "R-right away, ma'am." The rather startled elf scurries off, and the paladin leans back in her chair.