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Thread: "Player's Handbook" cast
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2007-02-03, 04:57 PM (ISO 8601)Pixie in the Playground
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"Player's Handbook" cast
Because I was bored today, I cast the Player’s Handbook, solely on appearance:
Krusk: Ed Anders… http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0026000/
Gimble: Shaun Balbar… http://imdb.com/name/nm0049510/
Jozan: John Reardon… http://imdb.com/name/nm1221622/
Vadania: Tara Stiles… http://imdb.com/name/nm1423093/
Regdar: Emy Aneke… http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0029342/
Tordek: Scott MacDonald… http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0531924/
Ember: Vicky Lambert… http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0483325/
Alhandra: Morena Baccarin… http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1072555/
Soveliss: Nicholas Irons… http://imdb.com/name/nm0410078/
Lidda: Johanna Watts… http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1262249/
Hennet: Jono Lee… http://imdb.com/name/nm2196019/
Mialee: Mizuo Peck… http://imdb.com/name/nm0669693/
EDIT-- Perhaps for Mialee:Teyla Emmagan http://images.google.com/images?svnu...mmagan&spell=1Last edited by dani_carip; 2007-02-05 at 09:20 PM. Reason: Pondering possibilites
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2007-02-03, 05:34 PM (ISO 8601)Titan in the Playground
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Interesting choices. You picked that guy for Gimble based solely on the facial hair, didn't you?
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to imagine Morena Baccarin swordfighting with demons for a couple hours.
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2007-02-03, 09:08 PM (ISO 8601)Barbarian in the Playground
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That is...kind of uncanny. I have to say.
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2007-02-03, 09:10 PM (ISO 8601)Banned
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Wow. That... yeah. Gimble in particular.
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2007-02-03, 10:02 PM (ISO 8601)Orc in the Playground
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Hahahaha, very nice.
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2007-02-03, 10:31 PM (ISO 8601)Bugbear in the Playground
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Re: "Player's Handbook" cast
The one you picked for Mialee doesn't look nearly strung-out enough. Don't you have some mug shots for heroin addicts?
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2007-02-03, 10:33 PM (ISO 8601)Ettin in the Playground
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Her face is too full as well. Mialee's just skin and bones, except in some of the newer pictures.
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Originally Posted by ClericofPhwarrr
Originally Posted by Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll
Originally Posted by Psyren
...Why do I imagine you licking your lips and rubbing your hands together?
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2007-02-03, 10:42 PM (ISO 8601)Banned
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You can't -have- a realistic Mialee. Seriously, look at her pictures--she's deformed. Her face is made out of melting clay.
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2007-02-03, 11:08 PM (ISO 8601)Bugbear in the Playground
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You're right. She'd need SERIOUS meth abuse to look like that.
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*It isn't realism, it's verisimilitude; the appearance of truth within the framework of the game.
*"I" is an English pronoun in the nominative case of first person singular. It does not indicate the actions or writings of anyone but the first person, singular.
*Tataurus, you have three halves as well as a race that doesn't breed. -UglyPanda
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2007-02-03, 11:16 PM (ISO 8601)Barbarian in the Playground
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Urg... I don't know, a lot of the D&D women don't look all that great... I mean Lidda's kinda green-lookin' Mialee has been elaborated upon, Vadania's almost as bad except her costume isn't as ridiculous. Ember looks like a DUDE, and Allhandra... well... look at her LEG! it's much more noticeable if you view the picture upside down... seriously...
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2007-02-03, 11:55 PM (ISO 8601)Titan in the Playground
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Dude. WTF. Someone not set her broken bone or something? Originally Posted by Skyserpent
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2007-02-04, 03:15 AM (ISO 8601)Ogre in the Playground
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I still don't get the "Alhandra leg" thing. What? Does it suggest some deep chromosomal difference? What?
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2007-02-04, 03:18 AM (ISO 8601)Ettin in the Playground
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Her right leg is bent in a very peculiar manner.
Deformeties aside, I don't think Morena is really 'built' enough to be Alhandra.Thanks to Veera for the avatar.
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Spoiler Originally Posted by ClericofPhwarrr
Originally Posted by Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll
Originally Posted by Psyren
...Why do I imagine you licking your lips and rubbing your hands together?
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2007-02-04, 05:50 AM (ISO 8601)Halfling in the Playground
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Why not just switch the actresses for Alhandra and Mialee.
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2007-02-04, 06:08 AM (ISO 8601)Banned
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Um, because Mialee is deformed and Morena Baccarin is bloody gorgeous.
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2007-02-04, 06:15 AM (ISO 8601)Ettin in the Playground
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Mialee has had some decent artwork. Most of the original art was pretty shoddy, but on the whole it's gotten much better in the more recent books.
On the other hand, Mialee is sometimes shown as very pale, with Morena is not.Thanks to Veera for the avatar.
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Spoiler Originally Posted by ClericofPhwarrr
Originally Posted by Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll
Originally Posted by Psyren
...Why do I imagine you licking your lips and rubbing your hands together?
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2007-02-04, 06:18 AM (ISO 8601)Titan in the Playground
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Come to think of it, those of us who watch Stargate should realize that Morena Baccarin ought to play whomever the iconic Psion is.
That's telekinesis, Mitchell...Spoiler
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2007-02-04, 06:26 AM (ISO 8601)Dwarf in the Playground
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Hmmm... Here's a different option for Mailee
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2007-02-04, 06:29 AM (ISO 8601)Ettin in the Playground
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Rowan Atkinson. Originally Posted by Frosty Flake
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5E Sorcerous Origin: Arcanist
Spoiler Originally Posted by ClericofPhwarrr
Originally Posted by Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll
Originally Posted by Psyren
...Why do I imagine you licking your lips and rubbing your hands together?
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2007-02-04, 08:46 AM (ISO 8601)Ogre in the Playground
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All hail Bean, mightiest Warlock of the land! :P
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Whenever you mention Pun-pun*SQUELCH!*, Ao kills another Kobold.
Everytime someone says "Pazuzu" twice, Ao erases them on the next "Pa". Then he undeletes them so he can wipeinfo them from the multiverse.
Everytime you kill a catgirl, I get more company.
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2007-02-04, 11:21 AM (ISO 8601)Barbarian in the Playground
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Well, I would say "what about Devis, the 3.0 bard," but he's very obviously David Bowie. Well, a young David Bowie.
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2007-02-04, 11:53 AM (ISO 8601)Dwarf in the Playground
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Come on, Ember isn't that bad if you can overlook the veins in her arms. Originally Posted by Skyserpent
Lidda suffers from the same post-apocalyptic cyberpunk would-be artist that spoilt Hennet (come on! that many-buckled leg?!). Mialee, of course, is a green alien from outer space, completely beyond ugly.
Alhandra is a nice concept preposterously ruined by bad artwork. Just look at her "armor"! Sheesh! Did she glue that together from the contents of a trash can?
Who is Vadania?
Calista Flockhart?The one you picked for Mialee doesn't look nearly strung-out enough. Don't you have some mug shots for heroin addicts?Catharsis
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2007-02-04, 01:49 PM (ISO 8601)Bugbear in the Playground
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THERE we are! Or one of the Olsen twins! Someone who looks completely lost and soulless... Originally Posted by Catharsis
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*It isn't realism, it's verisimilitude; the appearance of truth within the framework of the game.
*"I" is an English pronoun in the nominative case of first person singular. It does not indicate the actions or writings of anyone but the first person, singular.
*Tataurus, you have three halves as well as a race that doesn't breed. -UglyPanda
*LVDO ERGO SVM
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2007-02-04, 03:02 PM (ISO 8601)Barbarian in the Playground
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Who's Alhandra? I don't recall her for any of the-
oh, she's the Paladin, isn't she? Funny, I'd never heard her name before, and I don't ever recall seeing that caption in the PHB.Cardinal Ximinez by Mephibosheth
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2007-02-04, 03:04 PM (ISO 8601)Ettin in the Playground
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She's the druid Originally Posted by Catharsis
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2007-02-04, 08:05 PM (ISO 8601)Ogre in the Playground
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Ember looks a little like someone once saw a picture of Grace Jones hauling Sean Connery(or whoever was Bond in that movie) over her head and thought "Hey, that's who our Monk will be!"
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Whenever you mention Pun-pun*SQUELCH!*, Ao kills another Kobold.
Everytime someone says "Pazuzu" twice, Ao erases them on the next "Pa". Then he undeletes them so he can wipeinfo them from the multiverse.
Everytime you kill a catgirl, I get more company.
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2007-02-05, 11:51 AM (ISO 8601)Halfling in the Playground
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I actually think Micheal Jackson in drag would make a good Mialee. Or, ya know, Latoya Jackson, which may or may not be the same thing.
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2007-02-05, 12:29 PM (ISO 8601)Barbarian in the Playground
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I'm surprisingly happy with everyone you picked. Although, I agree that Morena is a little to.....pretty to be Alhandra. Good choices all all the other though.
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2007-02-05, 01:28 PM (ISO 8601)Barbarian in the Playground
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Hmmm, never knew Mialee was a trannie... Originally Posted by Frosty Flake
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2007-02-06, 12:44 AM (ISO 8601)Bugbear in the Playground
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Re: "Player's Handbook" cast
What about Nebin? (pg 57)
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