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    Ogre in the Playground
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    Default The joke of the night...

    So... if next is coming up, and they do a modification of the rules in 3 years, will that make it next.5?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CyberThread View Post
    So... if next is coming up, and they do a modification of the rules in 3 years, will that make it next.5?
    I'm more concerned with what happens 5+ years after Next comes out.
    What do they call it then?
    Do they go back to numbers?
    After-Next?
    Later?
    Prior-to-Penultimate?
    Next-Next?
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    Quote Originally Posted by grarrrg View Post
    I'm more concerned with what happens 5+ years after Next comes out.
    What do they call it then?
    Do they go back to numbers?
    After-Next?
    Later?
    Prior-to-Penultimate?
    Next-Next?
    Sundering-Next

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    They call it "NEXT! I said NEXT!"

    And then the next one is "Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?"
    I follow a general rule: better to ask and be told no than not to ask at all.

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    Every edition will be "NEXT", since logically speaking, each one they produce is the next edition of D&D.

    Since "next" is next relative to 4e, maybe they can revamp 3rd edition (again) and call it "D&D PREVIOUS".

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    D&D Nexter?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Namfuak View Post
    D&D Nexter?

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    congrats if you get that joke

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    I just realized how weird of a word "next" is. Maybe I'm just sleepy.

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    My bets are on Next, Nëxter, then Am Nëxtsten. After that, I think they're stuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CyberThread View Post
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    congrats if you get that joke
    I get it. But I bet they'll call it E6... backwards.

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    Quite logically it will be...

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    My curiosity is if it will be known as "D&D Después" in Spanish-speaking countries.
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    D&D next one over?
    D&D next door?
    D&D: the Next Generation?
    Days of Future D&D?
    D&D Future perfect?
    D&D: the best version yet, honestly?

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    D&D NEXT best THINGs
    D&D NEXT Time
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    WotC merges with Apple and D&D becomes iD&D :D

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    D&D: The Final Frontier
    D&D: The Reboot
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    D&D: Voyager
    D&D: Neverending
    D&D no naku koro ni
    D&D and the Sorcerer's Stone

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    Super D&D
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    Dungeons and Dragons: Electric Boogaloo, Part 2: Beach Party.
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    Or they get more geeky text:
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    D&D N3XT
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    if it really does not work out...

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    D&D: Next harder

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    • Advanced Next
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    • Next Two



    Also: the relaunch of the Spelljammer setting for Next will be called Spelljammer Five-0
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    How about "Bride of D&D" and "Son of D&D"
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    Next 2.0
    D&D NEXT, now with capitals!
    Revenge of the D&D.
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    Try obviously.

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    No, it's obvious what they're gonna do: D&D NEXT, Improved and D&D NEXT, Greater. Duh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ahenobarbi View Post
    Try obviously.
    Hee hee, though "D&D Revolution" sounds pretty spiffy to me if they keep going on that train of thought. :3
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    Quote Originally Posted by ahenobarbi View Post
    Try obviously.
    I'd be okay with D&D delicious
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    Quote Originally Posted by DigoDragon View Post
    Hee hee, though "D&D Revolution" sounds pretty spiffy to me if they keep going on that train of thought. :3
    You mean like this D.D Revolution?

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    Try obviously.
    D&D Gorgeous gets my vote. After D&D VS Orphan.
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    Don't you see it? The inert Shrieker may have more raw power, but the rock has something the Shrieker will never have. VERSATILITY.

    Also, the rock will probably be lighter than the Shrieker, allowing it to be used as a improvised thrown weapon should the need arise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurald Galain View Post
    You mean like this D.D Revolution?


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