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    Ready Aim Fire XXXIII - Broforce

    This game is based on Silkenfist's idea. Thank you Silkenfist for this!

    Here are the main rules:

    You have to decide between three actions:
    1) Shoot the air -> Nothing happens. If you get shot you die.

    2) Shoot [insert player name here] -> [insert player name here] dies if he did not shoot himself.

    3) Shoot yourself -> if no one tries to kill you, you die! If someone shoots you this player will get killed instead of you and you live!

    Lord Herman once made a comic to demonstrate the rules and I'm trying to revive it from somewhere (I pmed him asking for his permission and a link).

    You have about three days to PM your action to the narrator (=me!). I will announce the submission date in the Narrator Posts. I will post the end of the round and start writing then, no PMs will be accepted after the end of the round post. If you miss a date once you shoot the air. If you miss a date twice in a row you get autolynched.

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    RAF I The First DarkLightDragon 14 contestants Silkenfist
    RAF II The godfather legacy B-Man 8 patrons Silkenfist
    RAF III Pirates Bookman 12 Pirates Silkenfist
    RAF IV Ghost Town Alarra 16 cowboys Silkenfist
    RAF V Thawing Glaciers Bookman 17 caveman Silkenfist
    RAF VI The last flight of the Hermes Deckmaster 20 Hackers Silkenfist
    RAV VII Hideyoshis Messanger DarkLightDragon 27 shinobi Silkenfist
    RAF VIII Boonta Eve Memorial DarkLightDragon 28 Rebels Silkenfist
    RAF IX Tainted Gold Krursk 32 treasure hunters Silkenfist
    RAF X Year of fourty emperors Krursk 39 senators Silkenfist
    RAF XI Banquet Arcana Shadow 43 wizards Silkenfist
    RAF XII Worms Inky13112 37 worms evnafets
    RAF XIII Zombie Attack Destro_Yersul 39 Zombies evnafets
    RAF XIV The Giant Playground Almighty Salmon 37 kids Zar Peter
    RAF XV Doctor, we have an emergancy Shishnarfne 36 doctors Mordokai
    RAF XVI The Great American Cross Country Road Race Fleeing Coward 30 drivers Zar Peter
    RAF XVII Playground Idol Phase 26 singers Zar Peter
    RAF XVIII Playground Festival Fleeing Coward 18 celebrators Zombie Pixe / Dallas Dakota
    RAF XIX On the turtles back Freshmeat 32 Ankh-Morporkians Uncle Festy
    RAF XX Firefly undisclosed 40 Flies Thanatos
    RAF XXI The War of the Roses Wolfbane 25 heirs of the Throne Zar Peter
    RAF XXII RAF and the holy Grail Crimmy 24 knights of the Round Table Zar Peter
    RAF XXIII Götterdämmerung Ink 23 Gods Zar Peter
    RAF XXIV Survival of the Fittest Inigo Montoya 30 animals Zar Peter
    RAF XXV Primary Colours Uncle Festy 31 politicians Zar Peter
    RAF XXVI Rome: Civil War Uncle Festy 22 senators Castaras
    RAF XXVII The Shopping Mall lostlittlebear 17 shoppers Castaras
    RAF XXVIII The MASH Atreyu the Masked Llama 18 Things Castaras
    RAF XXIX Dungeon Crawlin' Fools Shadow 26 Fools Castaras
    RAF XXX The Game Reinholdt 16 Games Castaras/Zar Peter
    RAF XXXI Yukon Ho! Oddity 27 Prospectors Zar Peter
    RAF XXXII Dwarf Fortress Gnomish Wanderer 25 Dwarves Zar Peter


    The theme for this game is the pretty cool new game (currently beta) Broforce where you play one of 15 bros and fight against the terrorists of the 80s. In this game, though, you will fight against your fellow bros. Or fight with your fellow bros and accidentaly kill them. Or get killed. It depends.

    Sign ups are starting now and will last a week till about the 18th May 2014!


    PS: Roleplay is nice but not obligatory. It just makes my work easier (sometimes at least). I really appreciate it when people, by PMing their actions, tell me what could happen to them or their victims. It makes the game a bit more interesting, since sometimes I have the feeling my ideas are repeating...

    Player so far:

    Player claimed/assigned Bro Primary Weapon Secondary Weapon
    Disc Lorde
    Dallas-Dakota
    Nonayer Space Marine Bro
    Askthepizzaguy McBrover Dynamite Turkey Dynamite (the big one)
    Mordokai The Alpha and Bravo Bros Lots and lots of guns rifles
    Duck999 Mr. Anderbro Fists The Matrix
    Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins Broseidon, Lord of the Brocean TDB TDB
    Cuthalion Brommando M202 Flash Rocket Launcher Rocket Salve (5 Rockets)
    aric_kale Brodell Walker Shotgun Airstrike
    Yumori123 Brade Sword Flying Sword Attack
    banjo1985 B.A. Broracus Flamethrower Incendiery Grenade
    Fleeing Coward Bronan the Barbarian Sword Sword Jump Attack
    heretic Indiana Brones Flare Whip
    Castaras Lady Feminine de Girl II Well... The weapons of a woman of course
    DarkLightDragon Rambro M60 Machine Gun Grenade
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    In.

    If multiple remaining players all die simultaneously in the last round, will there be multiple winners?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disc Lorde View Post
    In.

    If multiple remaining players all die simultaneously in the last round, will there be multiple winners?
    Nope, the end is when I get actions that only leave one winner. So, if I get actions were all die than I will PM the players to send in new actions.

    The player could choose on multiple win together, they have to PM me their decision, than I think multiple winners are possible.
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    Empress Catherine by Dr. Bath!
    Castaras made the PiratZarrrrr. Thank you very much!
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    So in, bro.
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    Why do I have the feeling that you actually really grind Smurfs to make your ice cream?
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    My wedding underwear has a picture of Dallas Dakota's face on them.
    Ceikatar!

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    Maybe I'll have better luck here than RPS. :D In.

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    Minimal time commitment and the opportunity to describe my own unforgettable death?

    Oh I am so in.

    Though I'll be disappointed if I die immediately, I rest assured that fate will be wrathful toward my many, many killers.

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    In, as Alpha and Bravo from Army of Two: The Devil's Cartel.



    Will optimize them later, this is just a placeholder
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    In:
    ready to shoot some stuff.
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    Oh no, Duck999 is a mason.

    How can I possibly suspect you of being a wolf now? :(

    :P
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    Duck: Mason. A really shifty mason, but a confirmed role nonetheless.

    Slii: Slii is town. He looks better than Duck even with that mason claim.

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    Updated Player list.

    Also, if you want to know what kind of game we're talking about, here is a LINK to a youtube let's play... beware of the language... and pixel blood.

    And for those of you who don't know which bro to take, here is a list of the official Broforce bros from the Broforce wiki:

    Bro Primary Weapon Secondary Weapon Claimed by
    Rambro M60 Machine Gun Grenade DarkLightDragon
    Brommando M202 Flash Rocket Launcher Rocket slavo (5 rockets) Cuthalion
    B.A. Broracus Flamethrower Incendiery Grenade banjo1985
    Brodell Walker Shotgun Airstrike aric_Kale
    Bro Hard Two Submachine Guns Stun Grenade
    MacBrover Dynamite Turkey Dynamite (the big stuff!) Askthepizzaguy
    Brade Sword Flying Sword Attack Yumori123
    Bro Dredd Lawrod Rifle Guided Missile
    Bro in Black Noisy Cricket Neuralyzer
    Snake Broskin Mac 10 Molotov
    Brominator Minigun Invulnerability
    Brobocop Auto-9 pistol Targeting System
    Indiana Brones Flare Whip heretic
    Ash Broliams Shotgun Chainsaw
    The Boondock Bros Dual Pistols Spawn another Bro
    Ellen Ripsis Alien Gun
    Mr. Anderbro Fists The MATRIX Duck999
    Brochete Machete Machete-Strike
    Bronan the Brobarian Sword Sword Jump Attack Fleeing Coward
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    Sign me up as McBrover.

    I plan to be.... inventive.

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    Hell yeah Ready Aim Fire's back!

    I shall be Broseidon, Lord of the Brocean.

    I shall lose with glory!
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    Fullbladder's awesome.

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    I am a space marine of the Bro chapter!

    Primary weapon: Bolter (or Brolter!)
    Secondary weapon: Chainsword

    All shall fall before the might of the Emperor!

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    Brommando it is.
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    I'll kill them! I'll kill all of them!
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    We're crashing Wombat's wedding! WITH AN ARMY OF WOMBATS AND BUDGIES.


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    I got Brodell Walker.
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    As much as I want to choose bro hard to make a bro hard or bro home joke, and as much as brochete tempts me, and brobocop because you know, brobocop, I have to choose Mr. Anderbro for the sake of using the matrix as a weapon.
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    Oh no, Duck999 is a mason.

    How can I possibly suspect you of being a wolf now? :(

    :P
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    Duck: Mason. A really shifty mason, but a confirmed role nonetheless.

    Slii: Slii is town. He looks better than Duck even with that mason claim.

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    In, as Brade.
    Hello there, fine sir~! I am Yumori.

    Yu-mo-ree


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    In as B. A. Broracus.

    I aint getting in no damn plane, fool!


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    In as Bronan the Brobarian.
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    He's Fleeing Coward. The man could be a cookie-baking, cancer-stricken orphan kitten and still look like a reasonable suspect.
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    I would advise people not to trust FC just on principle. Even if he's on your team, confirmed by the narrator.

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    Ok, time to equip my bros

    Alpha is running around with Barret M82 sniper rifle as his primary weapon, H&K HK416 assault rifle and a Desert Eagle pistol for a sidearm. He is wearing a viking mask.

    Bravo is using M249 SAW LMG as his primary weapon, M110 KAC sniper rifle and a G18 pistol as a sidearm. He is wearing an evil clown mask.
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    In as Indiana Brones.

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    In as Lady Feminine de Girl II, the most fabulous and perfect woman.
    "I'm just going on motive and opportunity here and the fact that if the earth got swallowed by a black hole, I'd look suspiciously in your direction first."
    ~ Timberwolf

    "I blame Castaras. You know... In general."
    ~ KuReshtin

    "Castaras - An absolutely adorable facade that hides a truly ruthless streak."
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    I suppose it's only fitting for the old champion to return.

    In as Rambro, because he's at the top of the list.

    EDIT: Changed my mind. Got a bit much going on at the moment.
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    Broforce Headquarters:

    Hey Bros! Just got a submission from the president on the earth. Seems to be buissnes as usual, I'll leave it to you. Have to get my hair washed today.

    Bro Dredd leaves the briefing on the table and goes to the washing room. The other bros are looking at each other.

    Dredd is getting weird recently. Anyway, let's read the mission.


    Dear Broforce.
    This is the president of the Earth. The evil terrorist group „Radical Anarchistic Organization“, short RAO, decided to terrorise the country of Malageria. The president of this peaceful country just managed to send an SOS message before he was shot. Your mission is to free the country and kill all the terrorists before they can establish an anarchistic government. I wish you good luck and remember: There is only one place in the helicopter that rescues you when everything blows up.


    Well Bros, this looks like routine. Everyone to the Brocopter!


    GAME STARTS!!!

    Please send your actions in a PM to me in the next 48 hours! Thank you very much.


    Player list:

    Player claimed/assigned Bro Primary Weapon Secondary Weapon
    Disc Lorde Bro Hard Two Submachine Guns Stun Grenade
    Dallas-Dakota Bro in Black Noisy Cricket Neuralyzer
    Nonayer Space Marine Bro
    Askthepizzaguy McBrover Dynamite Turkey Dynamite (the big one)
    Mordokai The Alpha and Bravo Bros Lots and lots of guns rifles
    Duck999 Mr. Anderbro Fists The Matrix
    Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins Broseidon, Lord of the Brocean TDB TDB
    Cuthalion Brommando M202 Flash Rocket Launcher Rocket Salve (5 Rockets)
    aric_kale Brodell Walker Shotgun Airstrike
    Yumori123 Brade Sword Flying Sword Attack
    banjo1985 B.A. Broracus Flamethrower Incendiery Grenade
    Fleeing Coward Bronan the Barbarian Sword Sword Jump Attack
    heretic Indiana Brones Flare Whip
    Castaras Lady Feminine de Girl II Well... The weapons of a woman of course
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    So, sorry, I wanted to update today but I was on a kindergarten picnic and got too many beer (yes, that happens) and I'm still missing one action so... if this action arrives before tomorrow I'll take it in, else I'll write something tomorrow. Can't do that today, sorry.
    Avatar by the great Lord Herman. Many, many thanks!
    Empress Catherine by Dr. Bath!
    Castaras made the PiratZarrrrr. Thank you very much!
    Special thanks to Banjo1985 for the Catstronomer.


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    End of Round 1


    B.A. Broracus lands near a factory and a storage unit. He shoulders his flamethrower and sneaks through the rubble that once was the guardian house and enters the main building. Large tanks are standing everywhere. „I wonder what they produced here. It stinks awful... but maybe that's my flamethrower.“ he thinks shortly before an unaware terrorist wanders around the corner. B.A. pulls the handle and a large flame shoots out of his weapon burning the terrorist away. And the tank behind him. That was the time when B.A. noticed that he is in a detergent factory. And a highly flamabe detergent factory it is. Or better, was. The fireball could be seen 100km away and the detonation caused an earthquake of about 3 on Richter scale. B.A. Broracus didn't feel the shaking of the earth, though.

    Bro in Black noticed the shaking of the earth in the jungle he was just walking through. In fact, it was quite useful, all the terrorists waiting in the trees for a careless bro suddenly lost their grip and fell down. Bro in Black just had to shoot down all the fallen terrorists on the ground and walked on.

    Bronan the Barbarian and McBrover teamed up together and entered a temple in the jungle. Bronan hacked and slashed his way through the crypt while McBrover attached explosives on all carrying collumns. Bronan told McBrover when he approximately will have killed all the terrorists in the temple and McBrover timed all explosives exactly 5 minutes after this time to let Bronan enough time to leave. Unfortunately the Barbarian found a female hostage in the cellar and hacked his way through the bars to rescue her. She was a bit frightened by Bronans outlook but in the end she was persuaded to leave the place with him. Just as Bronan threw her out the temple exploded and the Barbarian was buried under the rabble.

    McBrover was worried about the loss of his companion but he was hungry, too. And he found a nice lady who just escaped from the rabble and complained of hunger. So he went to the sea and used a roll of dynamite to fish. Suddenly the sea was troubled, the sky went black and a huge tornado arose. In the middle of the tornado McBrover could see a giant shark, shooting directly at him. That was the last he saw, though. After that the sea went quiet again and the sky cleared. Out of the sea came a man with a trident, taking the frightened ladies hand and said: „Sorry for the mess, madam. My name is Broseidon, Lord of the Brocian. This guy just demolished my temple and killed all my followers. Not that I would bother about that, they were an annoying bunch of nerds, but fishing with dynamite? NO WAY!“

    Indiana Brones heard the explosion in the jungle and went that way. He was very sad when he saw the rubble. „How many secrets I would have found in this temple. It's a shame! I hope the ones responsible for this mess will get their punishment!“ he thought, then he walked away searching for another unexplored cultural building.

    Brodell Walker and Lady Feminine de Girl II where standing on the roof of a house in the capital, watching the fireball at the horizon (not the sun, though, the factory B.A. Broracius just blew up).
    So, what made you join the BroForce?
    The action, the thrill! All my friends are shopping, or painting their nails. I wanted to do something spectacular.
    And? I mean, we haven't done anything yet.
    Well, the helicopter ride was pretty awesome. And I'm sure you can do something spectacular here, too.
    Well, I could send for an air strike.
    That would be perfect. Here, could you send it to these coordinates?
    Lady Feminine hands Brodell Walker a note and Brodell calls through his walkie talkie ordering an airstrike at the exact coordinates.
    And now?
    Now we're leaving! Take your paragliders and follow me.
    With that Lady Feminine opens her rucksack and jumps of the building, flying away.

    My what? Ermm.... I think that's not good.

    In this moment Space Marine Bro appears a the top of the building.
    Hello Brodell! Remember the time when you shot all the terrorists and didn't leave any for me? Now it's time for my revenge! This building is terrorist free and you didn't get any of them!
    But... this building is going to be bombarded soon. And it is empty?
    Yes. Well, wasn't a good idea to come up here then, was it?

    Suddenly they hear an explosion. Down the building Brommando and the Alpha and Bravo brothers are standing. Brommando with his Rocket launcher is shooting at the house, The Alpha and Bravo brothers are throwing explosives in the inside. The building shakes, then slowly collapses.
    Sorry! Brommando and the Alpha and Bravo brothers are shouting, then the airstrike is raining down and the remains of the building are bombed to shards, together with Brodell Walker and Space Marine Bro.

    Mr. Anderbro and Bro Hard are running through a skyscraper.
    So, this happens to you more often I heard?
    Yes, once a year, usually at christmas. It's really a pain in the ass.
    And you don't think that's unusual?
    Well, at first I was worried but after the 5th or 6th time I had to save someone from terrorists I didn't think too much about it.
    Maybe that's because this is not real?
    What? This? What do you mean with that?
    All that. I mean, we're running through buildings, shooting crazy terrorists. And that over and over again. Maybe this is not real.
    But that's our live! It must be real. We are living it.
    Maybe our live isn't real. You know, someone told me yesterday that we are all in a computer game.
    Computer game? Are you crazy?
    No, think about it. Would you, as a normal person, run around and shoot people for a living?
    Well... now that you ask... I was already wondering...
    So, this guy yesterday... he gave me two pills. One red and one blue. He told me that if I want to wake up I should take the red pill.
    And the blue pill?
    Well, don't know why he gave that to me. Anyway, do we want to go on with that? Or maybe try to end the game and wake up?
    Well... I think I give it a try. How bad can it be? Can you brake the red pill in two?
    Of course I can. Here you are. We see each other outside the game.

    And then both swallowed the cyanide pill together and died instantly.

    Brade is standing at the helicopter landing place of BroForce, wondering where all the Bros have gone.

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    Disc Lorde Shoot self dead
    Dallas-Dakota Shoot air alive
    Nonayer Shoot aric_kale dead
    Askthepizzaguy Shoot air dead
    Mordokai Shoot Nonayer alive
    Duck999 Shoot self dead
    Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins Shoot Askthepizzaguy alive
    Cuthalion Shoot Nonayer alive
    aric_kale Shoot Castaras dead
    Yumori123 Timeout alive
    banjo1985 Shoot self dead
    Fleeing Coward Shoot self dead
    heretic Shoot air alive
    Castaras Shoot self alive


    The remaining players:
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    Castaras Lady Feminine de Girl II Well... The weapons of a woman of course
    Cuthalion Brommando M202 Flash Rocket Launcher Rocket Salve (5 Rockets)
    Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins Broseidon, Lord of the Brocean Shark Tornado TDB
    Mordokai The Alpha and Bravo Bros Lots and lots of guns rifles
    Dallas-Dakota Bro in Black Noisy Cricket Neuralyzer
    heretic Indiana Brones Flare Whip
    Yumori123 Brade Sword Flying Sword Attack


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    It seems rather obvious to me, at least, that the high profile players would shoot themselves and those of low profiles would not.

    What I do want to see is all seven of us shooting ourselves.
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    I can't believe two of you shot me! Shame on you!

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    I couldn't bring myself to eliminate any of you fine folks on the first round.

    That would be un-Bro-like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuthalion View Post
    It seems rather obvious to me, at least, that the high profile players would shoot themselves and those of low profiles would not.

    What I do want to see is all seven of us shooting ourselves.
    Yes. We should all agree to kill ourselves. It is the only honourable solution. No one use any other action other than 'Shoot Self.' >.>
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    Default Re: Ready Aim Fire XXXIII - Broforce

    I had a hard time reading through that narration to figure out what happened. Zar, could you just post a list of who took what action? (After the game is over, if you think it would affect the game.)

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