AtlanteanTroll's Additional Tirade @ Atrocious Threads Random Banter #207

[EmeraldRose]

BIG SHOE!

That's as may be, but they can be my friends outside my house.

[Cristo Meyers]

Spiders are our friends!

They are the only thing keeping the pillbugs in check, that's why I don't kill them...

...for now. LadyMeyers is much less forgiving than I am. If we could get rid of the pillbugs, the spiders would likely also leave. They're only around because food's plentiful.

[FinnLassie]

Aaa, I don't want to drown in spam! Save us all o earth, save us!

[LaZodiac]

As bothersome as the spam is, it's funny to see how their trends go. This week spammers are focused on love. The jerks

[Cuthalion]

Any1 wana Bllck Magic {Baba Ji}?

This is strange, I admit.

[WarKitty]

I can fix all your love problems for the low, low price of $5.99?*


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[Cuthalion]

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lolwut

[TheWombatOfDoom]

We don't need to be quoting actual spam on the forums, do we? Isn't enough that it's here at all?

[FinnLassie]

Agreeing with Wombambomble.

Ugh, packing is a pain in the butt... Sheesh, I remember how a year ago I was panicking about packing on RB as well... Although much frequently than now. I'm too occupied making sure no moths come to my new residence.

[LaZodiac]

Agreeing with Wombambomble.

Ugh, packing is a pain in the butt... Sheesh, I remember how a year ago I was panicking about packing on RB as well... Although much frequently than now. I'm too occupied making sure no moths come to my new residence.

Same here.

Good luck Finn. By the time you get to your new place you'll be a master moth exterminator.

[UncleWolf]

The dust rages on as a heavily cloaked figure strides slowly through the storm. Static crackles through the charged particles in the sandstorm, but the figure ignores it all, his steps sure and solid as he approaches the corroded bunker door. The man grabs the latch through his heavy leather gauntlets and grunts, straining against the rust and sand that seized up the gears since he'd last been here. It took great effort, but slowly and surely the gears begin to move until the door can finally be opened inward. Once inside and with the door sealed once more, the man removes his breathing mask and survival coat, setting them aside before running his claws through his fur to wipe away the excess dust and grime.

"It has been a long time." The wolfman admits, his throat parched as he heads towards a fridge to get a cool glass of water. After a sip and a shudder of relief he takes his glass to a table and sits heavily, weariness leaving his body. "It has been a very long time."

"I have been through the very depths of this place. From the dungeons of Structured to the dark rotting urban settings of Freeform and even the forlorn pits of Play-By-Post Recruitment. Years have passed and I have...seen things that could make a weaker man tremble in fear." The Wolfman admits before reaching up to tap at his temple. "But I have learned. I have grown in wisdom and experience and carried weights no mortal being should." He explains before looking around, a sly smile on his muzzle. "But now...I am home."

Welp, with that out of my system...

Hi everyone! Been a long while since I was last in Friendly Banter.

[Cuthalion]

The dust rages on as a heavily cloaked figure strides slowly through the storm. Static crackles through the charged particles in the sandstorm, but the figure ignores it all, his steps sure and solid as he approaches the corroded bunker door. The man grabs the latch through his heavy leather gauntlets and grunts, straining against the rust and sand that seized up the gears since he'd last been here. It took great effort, but slowly and surely the gears begin to move until the door can finally be opened inward. Once inside and with the door sealed once more, the man removes his breathing mask and survival coat, setting them aside before running his claws through his fur to wipe away the excess dust and grime.

"It has been a long time." The wolfman admits, his throat parched as he heads towards a fridge to get a cool glass of water. After a sip and a shudder of relief he takes his glass to a table and sits heavily, weariness leaving his body. "It has been a very long time."

"I have been through the very depths of this place. From the dungeons of Structured to the dark rotting urban settings of Freeform and even the forlorn pits of Play-By-Post Recruitment. Years have passed and I have...seen things that could make a weaker man tremble in fear." The Wolfman admits before reaching up to tap at his temple. "But I have learned. I have grown in wisdom and experience and carried weights no mortal being should." He explains before looking around, a sly smile on his muzzle. "But now...I am home."

Welp, with that out of my system...

Hi everyone! Been a long while since I was last in Friendly Banter.

Hello, Wolfy. Welcome back.

[UncleWolf]

Apologies for the bit of dramatic flair there, but I couldn't resist. Had to make my entrance properly.

How're things with everyone?

[WarKitty]

The dust rages on as a heavily cloaked figure strides slowly through the storm. Static crackles through the charged particles in the sandstorm, but the figure ignores it all, his steps sure and solid as he approaches the corroded bunker door. The man grabs the latch through his heavy leather gauntlets and grunts, straining against the rust and sand that seized up the gears since he'd last been here. It took great effort, but slowly and surely the gears begin to move until the door can finally be opened inward. Once inside and with the door sealed once more, the man removes his breathing mask and survival coat, setting them aside before running his claws through his fur to wipe away the excess dust and grime.

"It has been a long time." The wolfman admits, his throat parched as he heads towards a fridge to get a cool glass of water. After a sip and a shudder of relief he takes his glass to a table and sits heavily, weariness leaving his body. "It has been a very long time."

"I have been through the very depths of this place. From the dungeons of Structured to the dark rotting urban settings of Freeform and even the forlorn pits of Play-By-Post Recruitment. Years have passed and I have...seen things that could make a weaker man tremble in fear." The Wolfman admits before reaching up to tap at his temple. "But I have learned. I have grown in wisdom and experience and carried weights no mortal being should." He explains before looking around, a sly smile on his muzzle. "But now...I am home."

Welp, with that out of my system...

Hi everyone! Been a long while since I was last in Friendly Banter.

*pounces excitedly because people are fun and she's sleep deprived and PUPPY!!!*

[UncleWolf]

*is glomped* x.x

Silly sleep deprived people. No worries, I'll be joining your group later tonight. I work overnight shifts. 9PM to 7AM

[FinnLassie]

*pokes Wolfbane carefully*

What is this creature? Is it dangerous? Will it threaten my rule in the corner?

[DraPrime]

Wolfbane? Hmmm...I do not remember you, but I see you joined this forum the same year that I did, so I welcome you. Too many young whippersnappers around here nowadays.

Also, I just realized that I've been posting here for seven years. Daaaamn.

[Hattish Thing]

*is glomped* x.x

silly sleep deprived people. No worries, i'll be joining your group later tonight. I work overnight shifts. 9pm to 7am

woofbahn as bahck

[UncleWolf]

Nah, I'm not threatening. Mostly harmless. Somewhat. I can be appeased with cookies or rare steak or something similar. I'll accept tribute to stay away from your corner.

And yeah, been several years since I was in Friendly Banter, and the last time I was it was just for a couple posts before drifting away again.

[AtlanteanTroll]

*blatantly sweeps past the many unread pages of madness*

You missed a lovingly banal conversation between Crunk and myself.

*pokes Wolfbane carefully*

What is this creature? Is it dangerous? Will it threaten my rule in the corner?

I too, do not recognize. I did, however, just look at your join date, Taet. You're a youngin'.

[UncleWolf]

Not surprised I'm not recognized. Spent most of the last few years in FFRP where I've found a taste for writing and have been honing it. Not as good as I'd like, but it's better than I was by far.

[Asta Kask]

And the cat is back. Came sauntering in ten minutes after I made a report to the police. Won't tell me where he's been, all he says is "none of your business". I'm just a walking food and cuddles dispenser.

[AtlanteanTroll]

Not surprised I'm not recognized. Spent most of the last few years in FFRP where I've found a taste for writing and have been honing it. Not as good as I'd like, but it's better than I was by far.

Oh, so it's not as if you left the forum or anything.

[UncleWolf]

Nope! FFRP posts don't count. Like points in Who's Line. Except I got well over fourteen thousand in five years give or take.

Yeah, I got a lot of practice.

[Cuthalion]

Nah, I'm not threatening. Mostly harmless. Somewhat. I can be appeased with cookies or rare steak or something similar. I'll accept tribute to stay away from your corner.

And yeah, been several years since I was in Friendly Banter, and the last time I was it was just for a couple posts before drifting away again.

Would you like some prime dragon steak?

Not surprised I'm not recognized. Spent most of the last few years in FFRP where I've found a taste for writing and have been honing it. Not as good as I'd like, but it's better than I was by far.

I recognize you from FFRP and Structured Games, FWIW.

[Asta Kask]

What are you listening to?

[DraPrime]

Would you like some prime dragon steak?

I am not for eating.

[AtlanteanTroll]

What are you listening to?

*snip*

All hail Alice Cooper.

I am not for eating.

That'd be prime Dragon Prime steak. You silly.

[UncleWolf]

Ah, I remember you, Dragonprime. I remember when your avatar was just a steak with green scales and a small sign. If that's you anyway. If not, then I'm grossly mistaking things.

You might remember this avatar better:



Or...


*rummages through pictures and blows dust off of one*

[DraPrime]

Ah, I remember you, Dragonprime. I remember when your avatar was just a steak with green scales and a small sign. If that's you anyway. If not, then I'm grossly mistaking things.

You might remember this avatar better:

[picture]

Or...


*rummages through pictures and blows dust off of one*
[other picture]

I do remember you! And yes, that was me with the steak avatar. I have a rotation, so it'll be coming back sooner or later. What was the context of that Metal itp picture? It's been a while since I posted there, so I don't remember it.