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    Bugbear in the Playground
     
    ken-do-nim's Avatar

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    Default While the DM's away ...

    I haven't been able to run my PBM campaign for about 3 weeks, and I emailed my players today to say sorry. One of them wrote back, and I thought I would share it with you since I think it is funny:

    [quick guide: Grotisle = Mordor, Blithlargef = Elder Ones, led by Cthulhu & Nyarlathotep, Gyken = campaign world]

    No worries. Actually, Mike and I have been playing without you.
    While you were busy, Sselon and Baric managed to single-handedly
    storm the castle at Grotisle and cleanse it of evil forever. We then
    invaded Vecna's demiplane and gave him a toy choo-choo train, after
    which his heart of ice melted and he became good. With the last gasp
    of his former power, he vaporized the Blithlargef fleet and saved
    Gyken. Meanwhile, Traxed snuck into Cthulu's lair and removed his
    teeth while he was sleeping. The now harmless evil god attended our
    victory Christmas party and placed a star atop the tree, to general
    applause. We awarded ourselves 1 million XP each and advanced to
    Divine status.

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    Dwarf in the Playground
     
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    Was this after they tamed the Tarrasque as a house pet?
    If a cute girl with a red sash and overalls on slips you a note, ignore it, forget it, and sic the police on her.

    You receive ten fail points. You may spend them as you see fit.

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    Default Re: While the DM's away ...

    Quite amusing.
    It is a joyful thing indeed to hold intimate converse with a man after one’s own heart, chatting without reserve about things of interest or the fleeting topics of the world; but such, alas, are few and far between.

    – Yoshida Kenko (1283-1350), Tsurezure-Gusa (1340)

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    Default Re: While the DM's away ...

    I lawled.

    (Hopefully he was sarcastic. )
    “Sometimes, immersed in his books, there would come to him
    the awareness of all that he did not know, of all that he had not read;
    and the serenity for which he labored was shattered as he realized the
    little time he had in life to read so much, to learn what he had to know.”
    ~Stoner, John Williams~
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    Dwarf in the Playground
     
    SolithKnightGuy

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    Ken-do-nim: I love your players. That was awesome.

    Vaynor: I love your sig. They are awesome.

    Self: I love you. You are awesome.
    A silent knight is better than a holey knight.

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    Orc in the Playground
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    Default Re: While the DM's away ...

    Awesome.
    Wait, Cthulhu has teeth?
    Quote Originally Posted by Sardia View Post
    Well, if you spent the main part of your career seeing ungodly monstrosities, violations of the laws of physics, occasionally coming back from the dead, being attacked by creatures natural and unnatural, chased by things a hundred times your size, etc, etc...I'd see the need for some stress release.
    Quote Originally Posted by Attilargh View Post
    "Laughter", while a necessary part of the word "manslaughter", is considered poor taste when committing the act itself.

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    Default Re: While the DM's away ...

    Clearly, not anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaynor View Post
    I lawled.
    I also Lawled
    "We will not give up, We will not despair, for we are on a mission from God"

    ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD

    if you have a question about real guns go to http://world.guns.ru
    and that should answer it

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