Questions that can't be answered... Answered by RAW

[No brains]

Q 64
Why is it that basic English grammar ends up twisting the Gordian RAI/RAW Knot even tighter?

Q 65
Lol, how do I shot web?

Q 66
Or bows for that matter?

[Extra Anchovies]

A 65: In the same manner as attacking with a net, except it has a maximum range of 50 feet, a range increment of 10 feet, and is effective against targets up to one size category larger than you.

[Chronos]

A 66: By making a ranged attack roll against the bow's AC. If the bow is currently being wielded, you will also need the Ranged Sunder feat.

[No brains]

Q 67
How is babby formed?

How is babby formed?

How girl get pregnet?

[Inevitability]

A 67 Read the BOEF.

[Venger]

Q68What is question 69?

[Red Fel]

A 64 The Speak Language skill only requires a single skill point per language, and unless a character is illiterate, includes the ability to read that language. Thus, a single skill point investment is sufficient to consider someone "fluent" in a language.

Deciphering obtuse RAW is a challenge generally ranging from Tough (DC 15) to Formidable (DC 25). To consistently perform a skill check on such a challenge, one might need anywhere from 5-15 ranks in the skill.

Being fluent in English (or whatever language you're currently using), you have the equivalent of one point invested, or one skill rank.

I think you can see the problem.

[Heliomance]

A 64 The Speak Language skill only requires a single skill point per language, and unless a character is illiterate, includes the ability to read that language. Thus, a single skill point investment is sufficient to consider someone "fluent" in a language.

Deciphering obtuse RAW is a challenge generally ranging from Tough (DC 15) to Formidable (DC 25). To consistently perform a skill check on such a challenge, one might need anywhere from 5-15 ranks in the skill.

Being fluent in English (or whatever language you're currently using), you have the equivalent of one point invested, or one skill rank.

I think you can see the problem.

Except you never make Speak Language checks. It has no associated atttribute, and is never rolled. The roll to interpret RAW would be a Decipher Script roll.

[Necroticplague]

Except you never make Speak Language checks. It has no associated atttribute, and is never rolled. The roll to interpret RAW would be a Decipher Script roll.

Then what does skill focus(Speak Language) do?

[Heliomance]

Then what does skill focus(Speak Language) do?

Nothing. Nothing at all.

[Judge_Worm]

Q70: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A69: (question not numbered) The feat Skill Focus (Speak Language) gives you a +3 bonus on all checks involving the Speak Language skill.

[Heliomance]

A 70

A 17

depends on the result of his profession woodchuck check.

There are no checks involving the Speak Language skill. The feat does nothing.

[ranagrande]

A 70

If it has the Throw Anything feat, a woodchuck can chuck an amount of wood up to its maximum carrying capacity as an improvised weapon.

[fishyfishyfishy]

Q71:
Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?

On that note...

Q72:
Where's Waldo?

[Raven777]

A71 & A72: Wherever Discern Location tells you they are.

[Venger]

A71 & A72: Wherever Discern Location tells you they are.

just make sure you don't use "locate city."

that way lies madness.

[Tarlek Flamehai]

Q73 Rate pain on a scale of 1 to 10.

[Venger]

Q73 Rate pain on a scale of 1 to 10.

that one's easy

A73

1 green spine
2 red spine
3 flaw seeker
4 spine of rain
5 spine of snow
6 spine of mist
7 spine fighter
8 perfect of the south wind
9 perfect of the south wind
10 august perfect of roses.

[Dalebert]

Q70: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

For a more detailed answer, you can check earlier in the thread.

Similarly, this one may have been asked before but I don't recall. Please forgive.

Q 74 If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?

[Heliomance]

A 74 The Listen DC for a falling tree is not listed anywhere, so it's debatable if it makes a sound even if someone is there to hear it.

[Shalist]

Q 75

Why do birds suddenly appear, ev'ry time you are near? (I mean seriously, you can't go anywhere without a massive flock of carrion birds showing up...What's with that?)

[Venger]

q 75

why do birds suddenly appear, ev'ry time you are near? (i mean seriously, you can't go anywhere without a massive flock of carrion birds showing up...what's with that?)

crebain from dunland!

[supermonkeyjoe]

Q 75

Why do birds suddenly appear, ev'ry time you are near? (I mean seriously, you can't go anywhere without a massive flock of carrion birds showing up...What's with that?)

A 75 I bound Malphus this morning

I found a wand of Summon Nature's ally

Contingent spell: Summon elysian thrush when you are in line of sight.

[dascarletm]

Q 75

Why do birds suddenly appear, ev'ry time you are near? (I mean seriously, you can't go anywhere without a massive flock of carrion birds showing up...What's with that?)

I took spell thematics.

flocks of carrion birds was... a poor choice

[Venger]

where does were-murder of crows come into the equation?

it's probably why birds suddenly appear every time you are near.

[Tarlek Flamehai]

Q76 Am I?

Q77 Ay, where the Party At?

Q78 How long has this been going on?

Q79 And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?

Q80 Why are there so many....songs about rainbows?

Q81 Why do fools fall in love?

Q82 Who wrote the Book of Love?

[Inevitability]

A 82 According to Wikipedia the great eldritch library of knowledge, a group of wizards known only as the Valor Project wrote the Book of Erotic Fantasy.

[Ernir]

And grapple!

Q54
Is there a set whose cardinality is strictly between that of the natural numbers and real numbers?

A54
No. The cardinality of natural numbers and real numbers is the same due to rounding rules.

Q76 Am I?

A76
Yes, the player and its role is defined on page 4 of the Player's Handbook.

Q77 Ay, where the Party At?

A77
See Discern Location.

Q78 How long has this been going on?

A78
The Player's Handbook was first printed in July 2003.

[Urpriest]

Q79 And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?

A79 Since Ghostwalk was never updated to 3.5, nor was its content mentioned in any later sourcebooks, it can be concluded that WotC failed in their attempt to get players to trade their heroes for ghosts.

[Denver]

Q83 Why do some people insist on waiting for twenty minutes (200 rounds) before they swim, if they have eaten food?