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    Troll in the Playground
     
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    Default Kiss or Kill XCIII: *makes new thread*

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    I'll kill them! I'll kill all of them!
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    We're crashing Wombat's wedding! WITH AN ARMY OF WOMBATS AND BUDGIES.


    "So whosoever is a hedgehog let him see to it that his wife is a hedgehog also, and so forth."

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    Dwarf in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: Kiss or Kill XCIII: *makes new thread*

    *packs up in a box and ships to Greenland*
    When in doubt, use cute little dragons.

    Game and roleplaying stuff.

    The data is 1's and 0's. Life is the jazz. (Previous avatars)

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    Halfling in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: Kiss or Kill XCIII: *makes new thread*

    *crash lands on top of*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Duck999 View Post
    Christmas starts when Halloween ends, Halloween starts after New Year. The only part of the year that isn't a holiday is between Christmas and December 31st.

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    Ettin in the Playground
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    Default Re: Kiss or Kill XCIII: *makes new thread*

    Joy! *beheads*

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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Default Re: Kiss or Kill XCIII: *makes new thread*

    "-to the world...!" *pushes off a rooftop*

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    Dwarf in the Playground
     
    BlackDragon

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    Default Re: Kiss or Kill XCIII: *makes new thread*

    Quote Originally Posted by Angsty Anubite View Post
    "-to the world...!" *pushes off a rooftop*
    *sings bad dragon carols to.*

    *tasha's hideous laughter*

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    Last edited by Sorrcerousflux; 2014-09-12 at 01:47 PM.
    Sry, for any delays; its not my intarnet... its probobly thr fact I spend several minuts spell checing miself.

    also, trilobites are awesome, no questions asked.

    Sorcerer in the playground, horror to bandits and wizards alike.

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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Default Re: Kiss or Kill XCIII: *makes new thread*

    *dances*
    *steps on foot of*
    *rushes to apologize to*
    *steps on other foot of*
    Staring into the dragon's jaw, one quickly learns wisdom. - Steven Brust, Jhereg

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    Default Re: Kiss or Kill XCIII: *makes new thread*

    *Throws poisoned dart at*
    *Poison is actually highly hallucinogenic*
    *Makes you think ordinary paper is billion dollar bills*
    *Buys your house*
    *Turns house into a home for the disabled*
    *Invites TPBM to the housewarming*
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    I'm gonna be against the flow here and say outlined.

    What? Everyone else are against the flow too, okay?
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    In the grim statistics of the far future, there is only math.
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    Most Hilarious Murderer in the Playground. Both his episodes of hysterically ending my life left me chuckling even hours later when I thought about them.
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    Bugbear in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: Kiss or Kill XCIII: *makes new thread*

    "Good Morning!"
    **hugs**
    **brings potato salad to housewarming**
    As your time spins and sets what you love you can forget this I hope, I believe it's insomnia fantasy the tortoise had a dream that he was free. when he woke up, he was married. some things are better than freedom.
    freedom, kōan 129. koanoftheday.com


    Kris & Lyra by me.

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    Ogre in the Playground
     
    BlackDragon

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    Default Re: Kiss or Kill XCIII: *makes new thread*

    *brings a casserole to the housewarming*

    *sets a bear trap for TPBM, and baits it with coffee*

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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Default Re: Kiss or Kill XCIII: *makes new thread*

    SNAP

    ... Someone is going to regret this...

    *licks the coffee off the ground*

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    Dwarf in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: Kiss or Kill XCIII: *makes new thread*

    *frees using a halberd*
    When in doubt, use cute little dragons.

    Game and roleplaying stuff.

    The data is 1's and 0's. Life is the jazz. (Previous avatars)

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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: Kiss or Kill XCIII: *makes new thread*

    *Politely takes walking stick back and detaches metal head, then walks off whistling*

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    Dwarf in the Playground
     
    BlackDragon

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    Default Re: Kiss or Kill XCIII: *makes new thread*

    Quote Originally Posted by Twelvetrees View Post
    *Politely takes walking stick back and detaches metal head, then walks off whistling*
    *retrieves walking stick*

    *melts walking stick*

    *melts TPAM's face*

    *yawns, because morning*
    Sry, for any delays; its not my intarnet... its probobly thr fact I spend several minuts spell checing miself.

    also, trilobites are awesome, no questions asked.

    Sorcerer in the playground, horror to bandits and wizards alike.

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    Ogre in the Playground
     
    BlackDragon

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    Default Re: Kiss or Kill XCIII: *makes new thread*

    *sets traps for the 3 TPBMs*

    *eats a bowl of cereal*

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    Default Re: Kiss or Kill XCIII: *makes new thread*

    *Is unamused by your "bucket of water in doorway" prank*
    *Goes outside to dry*
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    I'm gonna be against the flow here and say outlined.

    What? Everyone else are against the flow too, okay?
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    In the grim statistics of the far future, there is only math.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kneenibble View Post
    Most Hilarious Murderer in the Playground. Both his episodes of hysterically ending my life left me chuckling even hours later when I thought about them.
    And more in the extended signature!

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    Firbolg in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: Kiss or Kill XCIII: *makes new thread*

    (trades you Drakeburn's unsprung intended-for-me trap for three shiny ninja stars)
    It is inevitable, of course, that persons of epicurean refinement will in the course of eternity engage in dealings with those of... unsavory character. Record well any transactions made, and repay all favors promptly.. (Thanks to Gnomish Wanderer for the Toreador avatar! )

    Wanna see what all this Exalted stuff is about? Here's a primer!

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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Default Re: Kiss or Kill XCIII: *makes new thread*

    *yawns, turns around three times, curls up to sleep away the rain*
    *kicks crushed and mangled trap out from underneath*
    *dreams about throwing ninja stars at*
    Last edited by Orm-Embar; 2014-09-13 at 12:52 PM.
    Staring into the dragon's jaw, one quickly learns wisdom. - Steven Brust, Jhereg

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    Dwarf in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: Kiss or Kill XCIII: *makes new thread*

    *shows up, seeing the previous three posters get traps and expecting to get one too*

    ...What? Nothing for me? That's unfair! That's discrimination! That's oppression! I will not stand for this!

    *arranges a picket line nearby*
    When in doubt, use cute little dragons.

    Game and roleplaying stuff.

    The data is 1's and 0's. Life is the jazz. (Previous avatars)

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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Default Re: Kiss or Kill XCIII: *makes new thread*

    *brings grafiti and pitchforks*

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    Bugbear in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: Kiss or Kill XCIII: *makes new thread*

    "Good Morning!"
    **hugs**
    **locks you and PurityIcekiller in a cage**

    "There you go! You're trapped, just like you wanted."
    **walks away whistling**
    As your time spins and sets what you love you can forget this I hope, I believe it's insomnia fantasy the tortoise had a dream that he was free. when he woke up, he was married. some things are better than freedom.
    freedom, kōan 129. koanoftheday.com


    Kris & Lyra by me.

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    Halfling in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: Kiss or Kill XCIII: *makes new thread*

    *throws a Master Ball at*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Duck999 View Post
    Christmas starts when Halloween ends, Halloween starts after New Year. The only part of the year that isn't a holiday is between Christmas and December 31st.

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    Ogre in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: Kiss or Kill XCIII: *makes new thread*

    *ties ponies together with rope, forming them into makeshift bolas*

    *chucks pony-bolas at TPBM*
    Humanized version of my first avatar made linklele.

    Declared God of Chance and Creativity as well as Equestria's Master of the d20.

    Quote Originally Posted by backwaterj View Post
    Love for the d12! Dudeons wins the game!

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    Orc in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: Kiss or Kill XCIII: *makes new thread*

    *dodges the pony-bolas*

    *picks up the Master Ball that very possibly contains Strategos and pockets it*

    *unties the ponies*
    A fundamental truth about existence: All is to be laughed at.

    Lawful Evil with Chaotic Good tendencies. Have fun figuring that out.

    How to deal with Slowbro in Gen 1:
    1. Mewtwo
    2. there is no #2.

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    Well, that makes you Dr. Robotnik. So...yeah?

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    Dwarf in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: Kiss or Kill XCIII: *makes new thread*

    *trades a magical reactor for the Master Ball*
    When in doubt, use cute little dragons.

    Game and roleplaying stuff.

    The data is 1's and 0's. Life is the jazz. (Previous avatars)

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    Firbolg in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: Kiss or Kill XCIII: *makes new thread*

    (trades the Master Ball for one of the shiny ninja stars)

    (lets Strategos out and trades another of the shiny ninja stars for a Pokewatch)
    It is inevitable, of course, that persons of epicurean refinement will in the course of eternity engage in dealings with those of... unsavory character. Record well any transactions made, and repay all favors promptly.. (Thanks to Gnomish Wanderer for the Toreador avatar! )

    Wanna see what all this Exalted stuff is about? Here's a primer!

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    Halfling in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: Kiss or Kill XCIII: *makes new thread*

    *escapes*

    *runs around randomly*

    *steals master ball*

    *trips immediately afterwards*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Duck999 View Post
    Christmas starts when Halloween ends, Halloween starts after New Year. The only part of the year that isn't a holiday is between Christmas and December 31st.

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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Default Re: Kiss or Kill XCIII: *makes new thread*

    *grabs the dropped master ball*

    *throws it at a Bidoof*

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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
    RogueGuy

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    Default Re: Kiss or Kill XCIII: *makes new thread*

    *Runs around screaming because of melted face*
    *Accidentally runs in front of thrown Master Ball and gets caught*

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    Bugbear in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: Kiss or Kill XCIII: *makes new thread*

    "... I'm not sure how you managed that. These things are supposed to have a capacity of one. We'll, looks like we're roommates now. Don't touch any of my things and you'll be fine."
    **bakes a batch of chocolate chip cookies for as a welcome present**
    As your time spins and sets what you love you can forget this I hope, I believe it's insomnia fantasy the tortoise had a dream that he was free. when he woke up, he was married. some things are better than freedom.
    freedom, kōan 129. koanoftheday.com


    Kris & Lyra by me.

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