I like my men/women like I like my... game

[Zurvan]

I like my men/women like I like my...

In this game, the offer a prompt for how we like our prospective romantic targets, and the next poster completes it and offers another prompt, which the next poster fills, and so on. Here's an example of a typical game:

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A: I like my women how I like my socks.
B: Warm, clingy, and a little shocking. I like my men how I like my towels.
C: Waiting for me when I come out of the shower. I like my women how I like my guitars.
D : Delicate and high-strung. I like my women how I like my lightbulbs.
E: A little bright, but REALLY hot. I like my men like I like my artwork.
F: Deep, thoughtful, and pretty to look at. I like my women how I like my music.
G: Loud enough to wake the neighbors.
H: I like my women like I like my games.
I:Play them a few times, get bored and move on to the next.

Let's start I like my women like I like my movies.

[Jormengand]

Let's start I like my women like I like my movies.

Fast-paced and with a friend.

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I like my women like I like my beer.

[Targ Collective]

Intoxicating.

I like my women like I like my magic.

[copycatcat]

Mystically delightful.

I like my woman like I like my message board games.

[Jormengand]

Very silly, very fun and occasionally amusing.

I like my men like I like my chocolate.

[CoreBrute23]

Addictively sweet but ultimately bad for me.

I like my women like I like my pokemon.

[backwaterj]

Only able to speak their own names and super-effective.

I like my women like I like my fish fillets.

[Gandariel]

The only purpose why i am posting is adding this relevant link

But then again, i might as well play too :D

Plenty, served on a plate and extremely hot!

I like my women like i like my water

[Scarlet Knight]

We....no, too easy.

Salty and by the beach.


I like my women like my sunsets.

[Targ Collective]

Surgical Appliance Pink. (By the way that's a reference, cookie if you get it.)

I like my women like I like my [error_address_not_found].

[backwaterj]

Irritating and probably indicative of a network failure.

I like my women like I like my bar mitzvahs.

[Zurvan]

Centuries old and and filled with rituals.

I like my women like I like my swords...

[JBPuffin]

Quick and to the point.

I like my women like I like my roleplaying.

[Eternis]

Filled with extended periods of excited conversation and discussion, but with a fair amount of action too.

I like my copulation companions to have similar qualities to those I enjoy in my favourite TV shows;

[backwaterj]

On like clockwork at the same time slot every week unless there's a game on.

I like my women like I like my provolone.

[Scarlet Knight]

Sharp and Italian.

I like my women like my books...

[Targ Collective]

Full of engaging conversations.

I like my women like I like my women like I like my recursion.

[Modigar]

Saying the same thing over and over and over and over and over

I like my men/women like I like my coffee.

[backwaterj]

Strong, black, and served with biscotti.

I like my women like I like my yard work.

[ericgrau]

Trimmed with clippers and swept to one side.Wow so many terrible things I had to avoid.

I like my women like I like my pizza.

[thirsting]

Still pretty tasty, no matter what the ingredients are.

I like my women like I like my men.

[NeoSeraphi]

Tall, muscular, and generally more interested in women.

I like my women like I like my car.

[thisisnotspam]

Used but with not to large a mileage.

I like my women like I like my French Revolution.

[ericgrau]

10 days a week.

I like my women like I like my shirts.

[NeoSeraphi]

With a little sauce on the front from the pizza last night.

I like my women like I like my barbarians.

[Targ Collective]

Bad news for my enemies.

I like my women like I like my [distant screams].

[thisisnotspam]

Created by war crime.

I like my women like I like my cousins.

[NeoSeraphi]

Far away from me with only a fake cell number to contact me.

I like my women like I like my art museums.

[backwaterj]

Cold stone on the outside, Dali on the inside, and always good Louvres.

I like my women like I like my vacations.

[Targ Collective]

Free.

I like my women like I like my [sound of a heated argument; distant screams; gurgling noises; silence].