I like my men/women like I like my... game

[sengmeng]

Cold, hard, and strong, but supportive.



I like my women like I like my quests for revenge against albinistic sea mammals

[8BitNinja]

On a boat destined for destruction with a guy named Ishmael.

I'm not sure that last one is important though.

I like my women like I like my oddly specific denials.

[Anonymouswizard]

They obviously did it last night, but you can't prove anything.

I like my women like I like my boats.

[thirsting]

Non-leaky, and capable of supporting me and at least one another.

I like my loveded ones like I like my butchers

[Vivee]

Bloody and with a knife.


I like my women like I like my Alignment.

[FinnLassie]

Too good to be true.


I like my men like I like my bananas

[Vivee]

I like my men like I like my bananas

NOPE. NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE. LUKE GET IN THE CAR. 'Why Professor? What's wrong?' I AM DONE. THIS WHOLE FORUM THREAD IS ALREADY AN INNUENDO AND NOW THIS? I AM DONE. NO MORE FORUMS FOR ME.

[Anonymouswizard]

I like my men like I like my bananas

Yellow, straight, and from overseas. Okay, bent in my case, straight men just aren't interested.

(Apologies to anyone offended, I just didn't want to go the obvious route)

I like my men like I like my monkey...

[sengmeng]

Spanked daily.



I like my women like I like my alternate realities

[8BitNinja]

A slightly different version of real.

I like my women like I like my holograms.

[HisHighestMinio]

Visually appealing and ethereal

I like my women like I like my calculus

[8BitNinja]

Blowing my brain to pieces

I like women like I like my Bomb Squad members

[Anonymouswizard]

Preventing the surroundings from exploding.

I like my women like I like my pickup lines.

[Zaydos]

Bold and willing to be inappropriate.

I like my shieldmaidens like I like my heavy metal music.

[sengmeng]

Energetic and Norwegian.


I like my women like I like my surgery

[FinnLassie]

Everything's going smoothly, and if it stings, you still know you're in good hands.


I like my men like I like my braids...

[Black Socks]

NOPE. NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE. LUKE GET IN THE CAR. 'Why Professor? What's wrong?' I AM DONE. THIS WHOLE FORUM THREAD IS ALREADY AN INNUENDO AND NOW THIS? I AM DONE. NO MORE FORUMS FOR ME.

This is getting a nice home in my extended signature. *Picks quote up and carries it away while singing a lullaby*
Now, where was I?

I like my men like I like my braids...

Never separated from them, unless you chose to, then it's permanent, but you can always get a new one.

I like my prospective romantic partners like I like my movie adaptions of books.

[HisHighestMinio]

Far worse than a book We all know the books are better

I like my women like I like my sanity

[Zaydos]

Sacrificed to ancient beings from before the current iteration of reality in exchange for power! Power!!! POWER!!!!!

Well that was dark.

I like my women like I like my anime.

It's been a while since I watched any anime. I should watch some anime. Or try and see if I can find Babylon 5 and finally watch it.

[8BitNinja]

600 Episodes of filler (I'm looking at you Naruto and Bleach)

I like my women like I like my cacti.

[Anonymouswizard]

Full of liquid?

I like my men like I like my sexuality.

[FinnLassie]

Starts with the letter A.


I like my men like I like my community...

[8BitNinja]

Well fortified and more than prepared for doomsday.

I like my women like I like my MREs

[sengmeng]

Doused in tobasco sauce and hastily eaten in a war zone.


I like my women like I like my chemical reactions

[Anonymouswizard]

Nonvolitile and involved in cooking.

I like my women like I like my GM.

[sengmeng]

Showering me with treasures and random encounters, but ready to kill me at a moment's notice.


I like my women like I like my conspiracy theories

[Black Socks]

Crazy, but hilarious.

I like my prospective romantic partners like I like my D&D 5e.

[Prince Zahn]

... With advantages that compliment my disadvantages.

Alternatives:
... giving me Inspiration every time we have a session.
...taking it slow for long-term success.
...beginner-friendly.
...would rather talk things out with me in English rather than bring in legal documents.
...hosted by Chris Perkins.


I like my mon-amours like I like my troubadours.

[lost_my_NHL]

Always praising me and good with a pipe.

I like my women like I like my window panes.

[Sith_Happens]

Transparent and thermally insulating.

I like my women how I like my Great Old Ones...