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    Bugbear in the Playground
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    Cold, hard, and strong, but supportive.



    I like my women like I like my quests for revenge against albinistic sea mammals
    My Homebrew (Free to use, don't even bother asking. PM me if you do, though; I'd love to hear stories).

    Avatar done by me (It's Durkon redrawn as Salvador from Borderlands 2).



    Nod, get treat.

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    On a boat destined for destruction with a guy named Ishmael.

    I'm not sure that last one is important though.

    I like my women like I like my oddly specific denials.
    I'm a Lawful Good Human Paladin
    Justice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
    The Acts of Iomedae, Pathfinder
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    I lost my artistic license after getting stuck in a poetry jam.
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    They obviously did it last night, but you can't prove anything.

    I like my women like I like my boats.
    Snazzy avatar (now back! ) by Honest Tiefling.

    RIP Laser-Snail, may you live on in our hearts forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zelphas View Post
    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Raziere View Post
    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

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    Non-leaky, and capable of supporting me and at least one another.

    I like my loveded ones like I like my butchers
    << Prepared for the transhuman future yet? Let's keep making our societies more equal for everyone. There's quite some ways to go still. >>

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    Bloody and with a knife.


    I like my women like I like my Alignment.
    Tomorrow is the future, but time isn't real.

    Heads up: I don't care what pronouns you use for me as long it's not 'it'.

    Who reads signatures anyway?

    Quote Originally Posted by HalfTangible View Post
    You botch your roll.
    "Which one?"
    Yes.

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    Too good to be true.


    I like my men like I like my bananas
    Quote Originally Posted by LaZodiac
    aah yes, alligators
    the most anime of creatures
    ~Extended Signature~

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    Quote Originally Posted by FinnLassie View Post
    I like my men like I like my bananas

    NOPE. NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE. LUKE GET IN THE CAR. 'Why Professor? What's wrong?' I AM DONE. THIS WHOLE FORUM THREAD IS ALREADY AN INNUENDO AND NOW THIS? I AM DONE. NO MORE FORUMS FOR ME.
    Last edited by Vivee; 2016-09-06 at 11:57 AM.
    Tomorrow is the future, but time isn't real.

    Heads up: I don't care what pronouns you use for me as long it's not 'it'.

    Who reads signatures anyway?

    Quote Originally Posted by HalfTangible View Post
    You botch your roll.
    "Which one?"
    Yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FinnLassie View Post
    I like my men like I like my bananas
    Yellow, straight, and from overseas. Okay, bent in my case, straight men just aren't interested.

    (Apologies to anyone offended, I just didn't want to go the obvious route)

    I like my men like I like my monkey...
    Last edited by Anonymouswizard; 2016-09-06 at 12:31 PM.

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    Spanked daily.



    I like my women like I like my alternate realities
    My Homebrew (Free to use, don't even bother asking. PM me if you do, though; I'd love to hear stories).

    Avatar done by me (It's Durkon redrawn as Salvador from Borderlands 2).



    Nod, get treat.

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    A slightly different version of real.

    I like my women like I like my holograms.
    I'm a Lawful Good Human Paladin
    Justice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
    The Acts of Iomedae, Pathfinder
    Quote Originally Posted by Quibbilcious View Post
    I lost my artistic license after getting stuck in a poetry jam.
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    Visually appealing and ethereal

    I like my women like I like my calculus
    My username should have been HisHighestMinion, with an N. 15 is an unusual character limit.

    Physics in D&D is only superficially similar to real world physics.

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    Blowing my brain to pieces

    I like women like I like my Bomb Squad members
    I'm a Lawful Good Human Paladin
    Justice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
    The Acts of Iomedae, Pathfinder
    Quote Originally Posted by Quibbilcious View Post
    I lost my artistic license after getting stuck in a poetry jam.
    Avatar made by Professor Gnoll

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    Preventing the surroundings from exploding.

    I like my women like I like my pickup lines.
    Snazzy avatar (now back! ) by Honest Tiefling.

    RIP Laser-Snail, may you live on in our hearts forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zelphas View Post
    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Raziere View Post
    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

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    Bold and willing to be inappropriate.

    I like my shieldmaidens like I like my heavy metal music.
    Peanut Half-Dragon Necromancer by Kurien.

    Current Projects:

    Group: The Harrowing Halloween Harvest of Horror Part 2

    Personal Silliness: Vote what Soulknife "Fix"/Inspired Class Should I make??? Past Work Expansion Caricatures.

    Old: My homebrew (updated 9/9)

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    Energetic and Norwegian.


    I like my women like I like my surgery
    My Homebrew (Free to use, don't even bother asking. PM me if you do, though; I'd love to hear stories).

    Avatar done by me (It's Durkon redrawn as Salvador from Borderlands 2).



    Nod, get treat.

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    Everything's going smoothly, and if it stings, you still know you're in good hands.


    I like my men like I like my braids...
    Quote Originally Posted by LaZodiac
    aah yes, alligators
    the most anime of creatures
    ~Extended Signature~

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    BlueWizardGirl

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    Quote Originally Posted by jkhero73 View Post

    NOPE. NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE. LUKE GET IN THE CAR. 'Why Professor? What's wrong?' I AM DONE. THIS WHOLE FORUM THREAD IS ALREADY AN INNUENDO AND NOW THIS? I AM DONE. NO MORE FORUMS FOR ME.
    This is getting a nice home in my extended signature. *Picks quote up and carries it away while singing a lullaby*
    Now, where was I?
    Quote Originally Posted by FinnLassie View Post
    I like my men like I like my braids...
    Never separated from them, unless you chose to, then it's permanent, but you can always get a new one.

    I like my prospective romantic partners like I like my movie adaptions of books.
    Last edited by Black Socks; 2016-09-11 at 03:35 PM.
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    Gone like the wind.

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    Far worse than a book We all know the books are better

    I like my women like I like my sanity
    My username should have been HisHighestMinion, with an N. 15 is an unusual character limit.

    Physics in D&D is only superficially similar to real world physics.

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    Sacrificed to ancient beings from before the current iteration of reality in exchange for power! Power!!! POWER!!!!!

    Well that was dark.

    I like my women like I like my anime.

    It's been a while since I watched any anime. I should watch some anime. Or try and see if I can find Babylon 5 and finally watch it.
    Peanut Half-Dragon Necromancer by Kurien.

    Current Projects:

    Group: The Harrowing Halloween Harvest of Horror Part 2

    Personal Silliness: Vote what Soulknife "Fix"/Inspired Class Should I make??? Past Work Expansion Caricatures.

    Old: My homebrew (updated 9/9)

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    600 Episodes of filler (I'm looking at you Naruto and Bleach)

    I like my women like I like my cacti.
    I'm a Lawful Good Human Paladin
    Justice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
    The Acts of Iomedae, Pathfinder
    Quote Originally Posted by Quibbilcious View Post
    I lost my artistic license after getting stuck in a poetry jam.
    Avatar made by Professor Gnoll

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    Full of liquid?

    I like my men like I like my sexuality.
    Snazzy avatar (now back! ) by Honest Tiefling.

    RIP Laser-Snail, may you live on in our hearts forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zelphas View Post
    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Raziere View Post
    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

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    Starts with the letter A.


    I like my men like I like my community...
    Quote Originally Posted by LaZodiac
    aah yes, alligators
    the most anime of creatures
    ~Extended Signature~

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    Well fortified and more than prepared for doomsday.

    I like my women like I like my MREs
    I'm a Lawful Good Human Paladin
    Justice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
    The Acts of Iomedae, Pathfinder
    Quote Originally Posted by Quibbilcious View Post
    I lost my artistic license after getting stuck in a poetry jam.
    Avatar made by Professor Gnoll

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    Doused in tobasco sauce and hastily eaten in a war zone.


    I like my women like I like my chemical reactions
    My Homebrew (Free to use, don't even bother asking. PM me if you do, though; I'd love to hear stories).

    Avatar done by me (It's Durkon redrawn as Salvador from Borderlands 2).



    Nod, get treat.

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    Nonvolitile and involved in cooking.

    I like my women like I like my GM.
    Snazzy avatar (now back! ) by Honest Tiefling.

    RIP Laser-Snail, may you live on in our hearts forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zelphas View Post
    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Raziere View Post
    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

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    Showering me with treasures and random encounters, but ready to kill me at a moment's notice.


    I like my women like I like my conspiracy theories
    My Homebrew (Free to use, don't even bother asking. PM me if you do, though; I'd love to hear stories).

    Avatar done by me (It's Durkon redrawn as Salvador from Borderlands 2).



    Nod, get treat.

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    Crazy, but hilarious.

    I like my prospective romantic partners like I like my D&D 5e.
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    Gone like the wind.

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    ... With advantages that compliment my disadvantages.

    Alternatives:
    ... giving me Inspiration every time we have a session.
    ...taking it slow for long-term success.
    ...beginner-friendly.
    ...would rather talk things out with me in English rather than bring in legal documents.
    ...hosted by Chris Perkins.


    I like my mon-amours like I like my troubadours.
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    If you write gibberish in common, even comprehend languages won't turn it into a sonnet.
    P.Z. - gamer; friend; royalty. 'Tis a pleasure.
    <<Cynthia the Witch by me. she's a nice gal, I promise!

    My player Resume, for potential DMs to read over.


    My Extended Signature

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    Always praising me and good with a pipe.

    I like my women like I like my window panes.
    ex scientia tridens

    A blast from the past... The town was barely established; the Mafia and Police battled for control of the new place; Trogs Tavern, Sneak, Dragon Temples, shops...

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    Transparent and thermally insulating.

    I like my women how I like my Great Old Ones...
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    That's how wizards beta test their new animals. If it survives Australia, it's a go. Which in hindsight explains a LOT about Australia.

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