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    Bugbear in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by FinnLassie View Post
    I like my partners like I like my flu...

    Just as you thought you got rid of it finally, it comes back, and then there's goo everywhere. Again.

    I like my romantic relationships like I like my smooth jazz.
    Last edited by thirsting; 2015-02-26 at 10:37 AM.
    << Prepared for the transhuman future yet? Let's keep making our societies more equal for everyone. There's quite some ways to go still. >>

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    In the background of adult movies.

    I like my women how I like my dyslexia.
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    I'm gonna be against the flow here and say outlined.

    What? Everyone else are against the flow too, okay?
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    In the grim statistics of the far future, there is only math.
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    Most Hilarious Murderer in the Playground. Both his episodes of hysterically ending my life left me chuckling even hours later when I thought about them.
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    Orc in the Playground
     
    BarbarianGuy

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    Riaeby hdwd ot eard Really hard to read

    I like my women like I like my light switches
    The first rule of gaming, before you have even chosen the game is and always should be

    HAVE FUN

    (FUN being defined as it is in dwarf fortress)

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    Titan in the Playground
     
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    Easily accessed and turned on?

    I like my women like I like my princesses.
    Peanut Half-Dragon Necromancer by Kurien.

    Current Projects:

    Group: The Harrowing Halloween Harvest of Horror Part 2

    Personal Silliness: Vote what Soulknife "Fix"/Inspired Class Should I make??? Past Work Expansion Caricatures.

    Old: My homebrew (updated 9/9)

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    Troll in the Playground
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    Next in line for the throne.

    I like my partners like I like tourism...
    Quote Originally Posted by LaZodiac
    aah yes, alligators
    the most anime of creatures
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    Educating me about the exotic.

    I like my women like my volcanos...
    Last edited by Scarlet Knight; 2015-02-26 at 09:18 PM.
    A long surcote of pers upon he hade, / And by his syde he baar a rusty blade. - Chaucer

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    Bugbear in the Playground
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    Too dangerous to approach.

    I like my partners like I like my webcomics...
    Last edited by Emperordaniel; 2015-02-26 at 10:29 PM.

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    Bugbear in the Playground
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    NSFW.

    I like my attractive homo sapiens like I like my self-doubt
    << Prepared for the transhuman future yet? Let's keep making our societies more equal for everyone. There's quite some ways to go still. >>

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    Troll in the Playground
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    Cringing up to me at the most inconvenient times.

    I like my partners like I like my delayed flights...
    Quote Originally Posted by LaZodiac
    aah yes, alligators
    the most anime of creatures
    ~Extended Signature~

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    Frequent bumping with an upgrade.

    I like my women like I like my Leonard Nimoy anecdotes...
    A long surcote of pers upon he hade, / And by his syde he baar a rusty blade. - Chaucer

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    ClericGirl

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    Making me smile at random times about things no one around me would understand.

    I like my men like I like my camping trips.
    I'm not being sarcastic. Speaking big and blue is just my thing.

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    Ettin in the Playground
     
    RangerGuy

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    Constantly disrupted by bugs. Maybe I should stop dating robo-women.

    I like my partners like I like my blue text...

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    Halfling in the Playground
     
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    ...easy to misinterpret without a key.

    I like my significant others like I like my 1's and 0's:
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

    Where did you start yours?
    I started with a false start on a planet seconds before it collided with another planet. When it started for real, it was on a prison transport ship that got shipwrecked.

    Quote Originally Posted by goto124 View Post
    I want these guys in a campaign.

    'Hey, pretty necromancer, wanna post for a photograph?'

    'Could you hurry up? I wanna see her insides!'

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    Bugbear in the Playground
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    Binary.

    I like my partners like I like my internet connection...

    Member of the Phyrnglsnyx Pronunciation Pact

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    MindFlayer

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    costing $50/mo but with disappointing speed.

    I like my women like I like my gangster movies.
    Behold! The Monster Compendium

    My Homebrew.

    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
    Mine started with the intrepid heroes whisked away to a battle gauntlet in the sky by a mystery deity! It was meant to be strictly a playtest but quickly devolved.

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    Brutal and depressing.

    I like my partners like I like my percentile dice.
    Humanized version of my first avatar made linklele.

    Declared God of Chance and Creativity as well as Equestria's Master of the d20.

    Quote Originally Posted by backwaterj View Post
    Love for the d12! Dudeons wins the game!

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    Coming in pairs.

    I like my women like I like my alien life forms.
    Peanut Half-Dragon Necromancer by Kurien.

    Current Projects:

    Group: The Harrowing Halloween Harvest of Horror Part 2

    Personal Silliness: Vote what Soulknife "Fix"/Inspired Class Should I make??? Past Work Expansion Caricatures.

    Old: My homebrew (updated 9/9)

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    Halfling in the Playground
     
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    Existing purely in my imagination.

    I like my women like I like my men.
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

    Where did you start yours?
    I started with a false start on a planet seconds before it collided with another planet. When it started for real, it was on a prison transport ship that got shipwrecked.

    Quote Originally Posted by goto124 View Post
    I want these guys in a campaign.

    'Hey, pretty necromancer, wanna post for a photograph?'

    'Could you hurry up? I wanna see her insides!'

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    Because I am a swinger... (Not me; just for the joke.)

    I like my unidentified partners like I like myself.
    Dubbed Most Honourable Aggregate of All Things Targ in the Title Thread. Also dubbed the Mage of Light, which is really cool.

    Earned a special cookie for reaching 50 in the Count to 50 thread. Got a waffle too!

    The human avatar is thanks to the talented The Mad Hatter; the ponytar, the incredible Dirtytabs.

    I'm a White Mage in real life too! Here are my spells. BE WARNED: SOME OF THEM ARE REAL AND WILL AFFECT YOU IF READ. http://merlinsalchemyoflight.blogspot.co.uk/

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    Ettin in the Playground
     
    RangerGuy

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    Narcissist Just the way you are *music*

    I like my women like I like my masks...

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    Bugbear in the Playground
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    Hiding true identities.

    I like my partners like I like my cats...

    Member of the Phyrnglsnyx Pronunciation Pact

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    Halfling in the Playground
     
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    Kitty!!!! *Starts vigorously petting the - nope, I'm just gonna stop there*

    I like my life partners like I like my business partners.
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

    Where did you start yours?
    I started with a false start on a planet seconds before it collided with another planet. When it started for real, it was on a prison transport ship that got shipwrecked.

    Quote Originally Posted by goto124 View Post
    I want these guys in a campaign.

    'Hey, pretty necromancer, wanna post for a photograph?'

    'Could you hurry up? I wanna see her insides!'

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    RogueGirl

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    Talented and fiscally responsible.

    I like my SO like I like my mead...
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    I can assure you that cultural depictions of dating are a trap, never trust them.
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    I show him where the door is, crumple his character sheet, scatter his dice across the floor, jump on the table and shriek "Out! Out, UNCLEAN ONE!" before collapsing on the floor in tremors, gibbering unearthly blasphemies in a tongue long lost to human ears.

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    Able to convince me that dancing on a table in a fur loincloth is a great idea!

    I like my women like my chainmail bikinis...
    A long surcote of pers upon he hade, / And by his syde he baar a rusty blade. - Chaucer

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    Troll in the Playground
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    Utterly inconvenient and useless.


    I like my partners like I liky my morning coffee...
    Quote Originally Posted by LaZodiac
    aah yes, alligators
    the most anime of creatures
    ~Extended Signature~

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    Dwarf in the Playground
     
    ClericGirl

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    Energizing!!

    I like my men like I like my winter coats.


    Quote Originally Posted by Scarlet Knight View Post
    Able to convince me that dancing on a table in a fur loincloth is a great idea!
    Almost shot milk out of my nose with that one.
    I'm not being sarcastic. Speaking big and blue is just my thing.

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    Bugbear in the Playground
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    Soft and fuzzy.

    I like my partners like I like my cold weather...

    Member of the Phyrnglsnyx Pronunciation Pact

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    Current avatar by Cuthalion. Thanks a lot!

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    Ettin in the Playground
     
    RangerGuy

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    Ready to let out a terrifying rage storm any moment. Elsa is that you?

    I like my partners like I like my swimsuits...

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    Halfling in the Playground
     
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    Wet. Oh dear, why do I keep getting the ones that require zero effort to pervert?

    I like my cuddlebunnies like I like my Narnia.
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

    Where did you start yours?
    I started with a false start on a planet seconds before it collided with another planet. When it started for real, it was on a prison transport ship that got shipwrecked.

    Quote Originally Posted by goto124 View Post
    I want these guys in a campaign.

    'Hey, pretty necromancer, wanna post for a photograph?'

    'Could you hurry up? I wanna see her insides!'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trevortni View Post
    Wet. Oh dear, why do I keep getting the ones that require zero effort to pervert?

    I like my cuddlebunnies like I like my Narnia.
    Stuffed away in a wardrobe whenever I'm not actively enjoying them.

    I like my partners like I like my RPGs.


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