[Monster] Hamster time!

[Jarelk]

I came across Baldur's Gate II, and the weird guy with the hamster he refers to as the "Miniature Giant Space Hamster". After a long session of psychotherapy, I still decided to make it.
I know, I'm crazy.


Giant Miniature Space Hamsters look like tiny innocent rodents. In fact, they are insanely intelligent space agents, send to interrogate human lifeforms for enough information to execute their plan to take over the world!

Giant Miniature Space Hamster
Tiny (rodent)
HD 1d4 (2)
Speed 30 ft. (6 squares)
Init: +2
AC 14; touch 14; flat-footed 12
BAB +0; Grp -11
Attack Bite attack (+3, 1d4 x2)
(damage, critical range/critical multiplier + additional damage)
Full-Attack Full attack +3/+3 (Bite 1d4 x2/Claws 1d3-1 x2)
Space 2 1/2 ft.; Reach 0 ft.
Special Attacks
Special Qualities
Saves Fort +0 Ref +2 Will +6
Abilities Str 5, Dex 15, Con 11, Int 22, Wis 12, Cha 12
Skills Bluff +7, Disguise, +7 Gather Information +7, Hide +8, Knowledge (Humans) +6, Listen +8, Move Silently +10, Perform (Innocent Rodent) +8, Spot +8, Surival +6, Swim +7, Use Magic Device +8
Feats Alertness, Craft Plot to take over World, Dodge, Endurance, Leadership
Environment Any
Organization Fleet/Single (80-1000/1)
Challenge Rating 1/4
Treasure -
Alignment Neutral Evil
Advancement -
Level Adjustment -

[Neek]

What is a Standard Attack: +X? You should probably clean that up a little. And may I say, "Go for the eyes, Boo! Go for the eyes!"

[Maerok]

I would make it an animal, or quite possibly a vermin, not sure. But cool. Make it a familiar?

[ampcptlogic]

I love Minsc and Boo. "Buttkicking for Goodness!"

[dead_but_dreaming]

Craft Plot to take over World

I'd love to see that feat...

[Sampi]

Ahhh, giant space hamsters. Gotta love those, even if miniaturised.

[Timberwolf]

It can't be evil. Boo isn't evil, definately not. They might be plotting to take over the world but Minsc and Boo would never have hooked up if Boo was evil. Aside from that, hamsters and rangers everywhere rejoice !

[Illiterate Scribe]

I always imagined miniature giant space hamsters as advanced versions of this

http://www.d20srd.org/srd/monsters/rat.htm

with this template

http://www.d20srd.org/srd/epic/monst...turalTroll.htm

Boo say: WHAT?

[M._A._Foxfire]

It can't be evil. Boo isn't evil, definately not. They might be plotting to take over the world but Minsc and Boo would never have hooked up if Boo was evil. Aside from that, hamsters and rangers everywhere rejoice !

Boo is obviously the miniature giant space hamster equivalent of Drizzt.

[Jarelk]

For the fans:

Craft Plot to Take Over World
You are trained in making plots to take over worlds. Yes, this feat is moronic.
Prerequisite: Must be a hamster plotting to take over worlds.
Benefit: You gain the ability to create plots to take over worlds. The plot-crafting costs 200 gp in refined material, (Hamsters tend to use very expensive paper) along with 1 gp for every person included in the plan (The ink has costs, you know). The crafting of the plan costs 3 months + another week per person included in the plot. A newly created plot has a 10% +1% per character level chance of being waterproof.

[Matthew]

Heh, I seem to remember there being some cheat or something that let you get a Boo Paper Doll or something...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minsc