Way too many people in Reverse Question are just rattling off a list of noodle implements as their answer to be responded to. So I figured I'd make this thread so anyone who wants to tool around with noodle implements can do it here instead.
And yes, this is related to my latest post in that thread.

The rules are very simple--I say a list of "noodle implements" let's say we keep it between 3 and 5, and the next person says what's done with them and gives their own list. Okay then...

A gallon of whitewash, a 50-pound tuna, and the key to the convenience store's basement.