Monsters you want statted

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I really need some good monsters to stat, and I'm sure some other people share my plight. Just give me something, be it from a myth, obscure fantasy novel, B-rate 50's movie, or an untitled post on deviantart, and I'll put stats for it on the homebrew subforum (3.5/PF only for now, those are the rules I actually understand).

[GorinichSerpant]

Stat the Catbus and Totoro from "My Neighbour Totoro", I'm not sure how that would work in D&D/Pathfinder, but why not?

[Rfkannen]

Well, here are some

Shoggoth

dropbear (especially this one)

enfield

Grendal

Yara-ma-yha-who

The cat from sailor moon.

Moroi

Dhampir

Bunyip

[Amaril]

http://www.scp-wiki.net/

[Alent]

It's a bit odd, but how about Theo Jansen's Strandbeests? I plan on using them in my 3.5/3.N campaign setting, all I have written down for them right now is "gnomish strandbeest, gargantuan clockwork aberration".

[Illogictree]

I've been wanting to see a skoffin statted, preferably as a critter suitable for an animal companion or familiar. This is a rather obscure creature, so for reference, it's a mythological creature from Iceland that's a hybrid between a cat and a fox. It inherits the cat's lack of fear of humans and gains a paralyzing gaze. The only pertinent legend I've been able to track down in English also mentions that it likes to eat corpses, and constructs elaborate networks of tunnels to break into graves without being seen.

Aside from that, here's a few works of my own that I'd be interested in seeing someone's take on. See if any strike your fancy.

Falchion Dragon
Hydrax alien
Iipive alien
Fluur (Trader) alien
Some weird creatures

Well, here are some

Shoggoth

Moroi

Dhampir

Bunyip

I think Pathfinder has these statted already - dhampir is a PC race, and Moroi I think is what they call the standard vampire template.

I don't think they exist in 3.5, though, but the PF stats would be a place to start.

[Inevitability]

http://www.scp-wiki.net/

Seconded. Although some of the SCP's would be better as magic items.

[Silus]

I'd like to find me some PF-type stats for the creatures from Monster Hunter >.>

Wanna throw a Lagiacrus at my players at some point.

[Tarlek Flamehai]

Alaspinian Minidrag - psionic familiar
Appalachiosaurus
Smaug
Glaurung
Ancalagon the Black
The Dreaded Candiru
Elf Owl - familar
Haast's Eagle - animal companion or halffling mount
Cave Lions
Robert Adams Prariecats
David Eddings Hrulgin
Two-Toed Tom
Wampus Cat
Splintercat

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Okay, I'm going to orginize these into three things:

Monsters I really want to stat
-1/3 of the stuff on the SCP wiki
-Iipive or whatever it was called
-Dropbears. These are beautiful.
-Jackalope
-Probably some weird [CENSORED] I find on Courage the Cowardly Dog, now that I think about it
Monsters I will stat when I get around to it
-1/3 of the monsters on the SCP wiki
-Flurr (trader)
-Sloth (this one's going to be easy)
-Panzershoggoths (possibly a whole race of military shoggoths)
Monsters that I am not statting for fear of utterly failing
-Strandbeests
-1/3 of the SCP monsters
-Catbus and Totoro
EDIT: Added fourth category
Monsters I will stat when I figure out what the hell they are going to do
-The weird sketches on deviantart
-Kami
ANOTHER EDIT: Added fifth category
Monsters that I am not doing, along with an explanation why
-Hydrax, looks kind of bland
-Any vampire/zombie, I'm totally bored of undead

[Rfkannen]

DO the dropbear, you know you want to

[Milo v3]

Kami for things like volcanos, geysers, coral reefs, dunes, swords, cities, temples, and gravestones.

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I will start a stats tread when Scream Fortress 2 is over.

EDIT: I'm still thinking everything over, I just don't have time to get it down on paper.

[(Un)Inspired]

What's that mush-faced fellow from The Goonies called? Slop? Loap? Something like that right? He'd be good to stat up cause he's a friendly monster. The Monster Manuel has too few monster for evil parties to fight and he would be perfect.

Also the Jackalope. I know they're typically as innocuous as a duckbunny but that Tiny Toons episode that had a jackalope in it scared the bejesus out of me when I was a lad. It's more horrifying than any of Ravenloft's darklords any day.

Spoiler: I found a picture of the blighter

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"Grrrrrrr! I terrified (Un)Inspired when he was three!"

[Rfkannen]

What's that mush-faced fellow from The Goonies called? Slop? Loap? Something like that right? He'd be good to stat up cause he's a friendly monster. The Monster Manuel has too few monster for evil parties to fight and he would be perfect.

Also the Jackalope. I know there typically as innocuous as a duckbunny but that Tiny Toons episode that had a jackalope in it scared the bejesus out of me when I was a lad. It's more horrifying than any of Ravenloft's darklords any day.

Spoiler: I found a picture of the blighter

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"Grrrrrrr! I terrified (Un)Inspired when he was three!"

I actualy have to agree on the jackelope now, it would be number 2 on my most wanted list after the dropbear.

[Illogictree]

Okay, I'm going to orginize these into three things:

Monsters I really want to stat
-1/3 of the stuff on the SCP wiki
-Iipive or whatever it was called
-Dropbears. These are beautiful.
Monsters I will stat when I get around to it
-1/3 of the monsters on the SCP wiki
-Flurr (trader)
Monsters that I am not statting for fear of utterly failing
-Strandbeests
-1/3 of the SCP monsters
-Catbus and Totoro
EDIT: Added fourth category
Monsters I will stat when I figure out what the hell they are going to do
-The weird sketches on deviantart
ANOTHER EDIT: Added fifth category
Monsters that I am not doing, along with an explanation why
-Hydrax, looks kind of bland
-Any vampire/zombie, I'm totally bored of undead

Glad you liked a few of my things there.

I'm actually not that fond of the Hydrax' design myself, but at least it's better than my older versions.

Anyway, I'll be interested to see what you come up with for all of these.

[Fable Wright]

Panzershoggoths.

Granted, the end result is probably just going to look like a regular Shoggoth in power armor with a zombie-powered ballista turret attached, but it needs to be statted as its own thing, because reasons.

[Inevitability]

I'd like to help you with some of the SCP's. Tell me if you want me to.

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Just a little update, adding some more monsters to The List (it sounds much more important in bold ). I think I can handle the SCPs, although a list of some good ones would be great. I already know all the famous ones' numbers (682, 999, 49, etc.), but some of the B-rate ones would be nice.

[Eldan]

Panzershoggoths.

Granted, the end result is probably just going to look like a regular Shoggoth in power armor with a zombie-powered ballista turret attached, but it needs to be statted as its own thing, because reasons.

So, you take a Shoggoth and give it +8 armour? That doesn't seem that hard.

[Aasimar]

D&D Stats for the JLA?

Epic level encounter?

[Fable Wright]

So, you take a Shoggoth and give it +8 armour? That doesn't seem that hard.

Almost. You take a Shoggoth, give it power armor, some kind of automated device to set fire to the Panzershoggoth and everyone nearby, and stats for a fire-and-cold-immune undead ballista crew on top. It's not hard to stat, per se.

I just want to see a statblock somewhere titled 'Panzershoggoth.'

[Inevitability]

I think I can handle the SCPs, although a list of some good ones would be great. I already know all the famous ones' numbers (682, 999, 49, etc.), but some of the B-rate ones would be nice.

SCP-021 would be fun. Maybe even include rules for it as a familiar?

SCP-040 also seems interesting. I personally think a Sarrukh-like ability would fit here best.

SCP-068 could be fun to make.

And let us not forget SCP-096, one of my personal favorites. That, and he's just creepy as heck.

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Turns out Scream Fortress 2014 is really boring, so I will be statting these early. Everyone on this thread is happy but me.

[infinitetech]

lol, what a can o worms haha

[Inevitability]

Turns out Scream Fortress 2014 is really boring, so I will be statting these early. Everyone on this thread is happy but me.

How do you feel about me helping you?

[Dire Moose]

What's that mush-faced fellow from The Goonies called? Slop? Loap? Something like that right? He'd be good to stat up cause he's a friendly monster. The Monster Manuel has too few monster for evil parties to fight and he would be perfect.

Also the Jackalope. I know they're typically as innocuous as a duckbunny but that Tiny Toons episode that had a jackalope in it scared the bejesus out of me when I was a lad. It's more horrifying than any of Ravenloft's darklords any day.

Spoiler: I found a picture of the blighter

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"Grrrrrrr! I terrified (Un)Inspired when he was three!"

I think that could be statted separately as a Dire Jackalope.

[Kami2awa]

Weeping Angels from Doctor Who.

Massive DR most of the time, enemies must make a Will roll every round to avoid blinking and allowing the Angel to act.

[Oneris]

Weeping Angels from Doctor Who.

Massive DR most of the time, enemies must make a Will roll every round to avoid blinking and allowing the Angel to act.

Wouldn't that be a Fort save, since it entails maintaining physical control?
Now, remembering the Silence, that would be a Will save.

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How do you feel about me helping you?

Sure, I'll get the thread up in the homebrew section tonight. Obviously, I'm starting tonight, as there is nothing better to do.