AMEN V: Rise of the Maggots

[Saurous]

Yell at me?

That never happened. I think you're getting delusional, necromancer.

And what in the multiple hells is going on?

Munchkin fight. That's what's going on.

*Picks up the popcorn bowl, and begins munching on it*

[Lord Magtok]

*Orders a minion to fetch another bowl of popcorn, and watches the fight.*

Munchkin fight? Wasn't that in the deleted scenes of the Wizard of Oz?

[Goblin Music]

*the RC shoots PM with explosives just to annoy him*

[PirateMonk]

Ok....that's it. Munchkin powers activate! Vespe gains 500 levels in each class. Ever. Even the ones that don't exist. And he turns into Cthulu, and strangles PirateMonk. With his +9999 tentacles of dooooom.

Wow, you actually penetrated my DR and dented my NI HP. Now die.
Vespe is attack by a Blue Dragon Godmodder 67364/DM 5/ BFC Munchkin 48746767. He is instantly slain and preventd from ever coming back.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Luckily his evil twin Devlin pops in. True Anti-Godmodding Field! Vespe does not die. Both of them turn into....what's 20,000 sizes up from Colossal? And trample PirateMonk over and over again.

[Saurous]

At this rate, this fight could go on all night. Or forever. Whichever is more interesting.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Fullbladder suddenly has a brainstorm. Positive lightning bolts blast from his nostrils and their upper atmosphere comrades, the so-called 'sprite' lightning formations, rocket from his ears in brilliant colours.

He walks over to the wall and unplugs both the Munchkin Power Generator and the Improbability Drive.

Improbably, the universe shatters again. When it returns, the fight is preturnaturally over with absolutely none of the damage or buffs occuring.

"Now settle this argument like gentlemen."

[Cobra_Ikari]

Hey, Fus. Lookin' good! ;)

[PirateMonk]

House Rule! Anti-Godmodding fields don't work and never did. You really are dead.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Fullbladder suddenly has a brainstorm. Positive lightning bolts blast from his nostrils and their upper atmosphere comrades, the so-called 'sprite' lightning formations, rocket from his ears in brilliant colours.

He walks over to the wall and unplugs both the Munchkin Power Generator and the Improbability Drive.

Improbably, the universe shatters again. When it returns, the fight is preturnaturally over with absolutely non of the damage of buffs occuring.

"Now settle this argument like gentlemen."

((I'm going to assume this happens before I irreversibly die...))
He's right PirateMonk. Let's settle this like real gentlemen. Halo 2 at twenty paces.

[Saurous]

Fullbladder always ruins the fun....

Can I put out a vote for Wednesday being Movie Night? Nothing interesting ever happens on Wednesday...

[Vespe Ratavo]

Hey....this place is neat. Munchkin fights...movies...where do I sign up?

[Mr. Moon]

At this rate, this fight could go on all night. Or forever. Whichever is more interesting.

I think this can only go on so long. After that, it'll just get boring. *steals a handful of popcorn*

Edit: Or that.

Wednasday should be movie night. I can finaly watch the Final Fantasy movie! ^_^

[Lord Magtok]

Fullbladder always ruins the fun....

Can I put out a vote for Wednesday being Movie Night? Nothing interesting ever happens on Wednesday...

Okay. So how about Austin Powers next week? I haven't seen that in a while.

[Saurous]

Okay. So how about Austin Powers next week? I haven't seen that in a while.

I guess. We may just be able to salvage enough of tonight to watch a movie. Exorcist, anyone?

...don't look at me like that.

[Goblin Music]

On PM's brain of where ever says GM's voice coming from the RC car

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"My vote goes to Transformers. My vote counts very little, but it does indeed count. You can't deny the glory that is Transformers. It's even got Unicron."

[Lord Magtok]

I guess. We may just be able to salvage enough of tonight to watch a movie. Exorcist, anyone?

Hmm...maybe we should just intervene and end this thing before we lose the roof to a random munchkin explosion. I really like that roof, and I'd hate to lose it again.

Speaking of losing things, has anyone seen my right arm? I just noticed that its gone again. Damn limb theives...

[Vespe Ratavo]

Well, I don't know where your arm is Magtok, but I have this... He hands Lord Magtok a Spartan shield on a stick.

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

Hey, Fus. Lookin' good! ;)

Y'know, the only reason I'm creeped out is because you're a snake.

[Lord Magtok]

Well, I don't know where your arm is Magtok, but I have this... He hands Lord Magtok a Spartan shield on a stick.

[sarcasm] Yeah...a lousy sheild on a lousy stick will do fine...I mean, its not like I need FINGERS or anything.[/sarcasm]

Y'know, the only reason I'm creeped out is because you're a snake.

So if he wasn't a snake, you'd be okay with it?

[Saurous]

Soooo....are we going to watch a movie or not? Or are we just going to babble on? I already got the couch, popcorn, and stack of movies.

*He points to a stack of DVDs. In descending order: Exorcist, The Final Fantasy movie, Transformers, and Austin Powers*

[Goblin Music]

FF definitely FF

[Vespe Ratavo]

Ooh! Lets watch 300! I'll go get a reel from the theaters... says the elf in Spartan garb.

[Lord Magtok]

I really don't care what we watch, I just want that arm back.

Edit: Vespe can get us a bootleg 300? Woo! I haven't seen it yet!

[Mr. Moon]

*glances at movies, grabs the FF movie, darts over to the DVD player and puts it on before anyone can object, then flops back onto the couch*

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

[sarcasm] Yeah...a lousy sheild on a lousy stick will do fine...I mean, its not like I need FINGERS or anything.[/sarcasm]



So if he wasn't a snake, you'd be okay with it?

Yes.

What?

[Saurous]

*Sits down next to her, and picks up the popcorn bowl*

Final Fantasy. I guess that's okay. 'Wanted to watch Exorcist, though...

*He holds out the popcorn bowl*

Want some?

[Vespe Ratavo]

Nah, no thanks. I've gotta go steal 300. Anyone coming? Vespe hops into a helicopter gunship.

[Mr. Moon]

*grins, and curls up next to Sarous, randomly eating popcorn one bite at a time*