AMEN V: Rise of the Maggots

[Vespe Ratavo]

*Vespe's Spartan whistles, and a legion of Spartans and Spartan-IIs rush into Blood Gulch and massacre Magtok.

Vespe wins round 2*

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

Fine. Just don't cry when you realize you're challenging someone who has mastered every piece of tech in existence, and that you're outmatched.

*Wins first round of Blood Gulch easily.*

That reminds me. All with weak hearts should leave NOW.

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I've never played Halo, or Halo 2

[Saurous]

Thank you, um...Female Fus (For a lack of a better name).

*Stuffs both Ikari and the mongoose into a very small, inescapable cage*

[Lord Magtok]

That reminds me. All with weak hearts should leave NOW.

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I've never played Halo, or Halo 2

You've never truly lived, then. I don't even own it, and yet I've still played it an denjoyed its awesomeness.

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

Heck, I don't even have an Xbox. OR a Playstation.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Vespe returns upstairs. I propose a dance-off!

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

Vespe returns upstairs. I propose a dance-off!

Who's dancing now?

[Saurous]

Gah. That's it, I'm going to bed.

You try to suggest something quiet and calm, but they go and screw it up...*Mumble grumble*

[Vespe Ratavo]

*puts on music, dances*

*sigh* Anyway... *throws out an inflatable mattress, curls up and goes to sleep under shield*

[Lord Magtok]

*Notices everyone is going to sleep, and sneaks off to posion all the drink and food, and hits everyone with one of Castaras's love pies before retreating to a secret room hidden in a web of electrical wires near the ceiling*

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Fullbladder bolts down Vespe's shield, then welds it to the floor and installs a pressure gauge. He alos turns up the heated flooring.

"In a few short hours, Spartan Stew..... Mmmmmm...."

[Vespe Ratavo]

Vespe's player fills out a GURPS character sheet, and gives Vespe many levels of Temperature Tolerance. Then he realizes that the Munchkin Power Supply went out. Vespe's player shrugs and goes to bed.

Vespe himself dreams about a delicious stew, and swears he can smell something cooking.

[Goblin Music]

RC chopper zips after Magtok

[Lord Magtok]

*Magtok's many electrical wires on the ceiling whip themselves at the copter, and it is seemingly swallowed by them and placed out of the remote control's range.*

[Goblin Music]

(That is imposable)

[Lord Magtok]

Then they do the next best thing. They crush the little copter, and throw it to the floor.

[Saurous]

*Saurous exits his room, wearing a blindfold*

How the hell did Magtok get past my defense system? At least it made me remember to do this...

*He pulls out a box, and heads over to MC's door. He tries to place it on a nearby desk, misses several times, and then finally places the box on the desk. He places a small card reading "From Saur" on it, and then runs back to his room. He hits the wall next to the door, and then ducks back inside before anyone can say anything to him*

[Cobra_Ikari]

*eats mongoose, rolls cage into Saurous's room, leaves lots of explosive surprises, rolls back out*

[Saurous]

*Something hurls the "explosive surprises" back outside. They all fall inside of Ikari's cage*

[Cobra_Ikari]

*Something hurls the "explosive surprises" back outside. They all fall inside of Ikari's cage*

*counts*...

...89...90...91...

...I'm missing 364. *pushes detonator*

...I love being explosionproof.

[Saurous]

Woah, woah, woah. Back up.

*Everything backs up a few minutes in time, and then stops. Saurous picks up the rest of the explosives, and places them inside Magtok's hidden room*

'K. You may continue.

[Lord Magtok]

*A large number of munckins kidnapped from the Wizard of Oz run out of the secret room with the bombs strapped to their chests.*

For the Wizard!

*They blow themselves up in Saurous's room.*

[Cobra_Ikari]

...crap. I don't have anymore explosives.

[Saurous]

*The automatic shielding kicks in, containing the explosions by the door*

Okay, everyone get the heck away from my room.

[Goblin Music]

i got some *RC car fires difused bombs and throwing stars at CI*

[Cobra_Ikari]

...so, I'm wondering why Sauros has it in for me.

*rolls Dice of Roguishness, escapes unescapable cage*

...I'm thinking it's cause he's got it for MC.

[Goblin Music]

the so called diffused bombs explode next to CI

[Saurous]

*Maur walks over to CI*

"So...you haven't been here for long, have you?"

[Cobra_Ikari]

...Explosionproof, GM. I wouldn't carry this many bombs if I wasn't.

*reveals bag of holding filled to the brim with various explosives*

And Maur, do you mean here at AMEN HQ, or at this realm we call the playground?

[Saurous]

"I mean around AMEN."