AMEN V: Rise of the Maggots

[Castaras]

Oh, no no.

* Puts gun away *

Smurfs were attacking. They seem to have gone now...

Errm...

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

Umm...yeah.

*conjures up some chocolate*

Here.

[Castaras]

Erm, thanks.

* Takes chocolate *

Err...

[Lord Magtok]

Oh look, there's Atreyu! Anyone mind if I Baleful Polymorph him into a D12?

Look, I get it. You have a fetish for them. Now can you please stop mentioning them once every two posts?!? Just leave the subject of the 12-sided die alone already.

Erm, thanks.

* Takes chocolate *

Err...

I feel a great disturbance in the Force. As if millions of brain cells suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

[PirateMonk]

^ Do the words, "Barbarian's best friend" mean anything to you?

Okay, so, in chronological order:

Magtok + Regina (Regina's fault)
Saurous (or his Happiness ) + MC (Magtok's fault)
Castaras + Fus. (Fus.'s fault, I think)

[Lord Magtok]

You forgot PM + D12, Fus. + Megaman, and Fullbladder + a cactus.

[Castaras]

Um.

* Kisses Fus *

* Quickly walks off elsewhere *

[Saurous]

^ Do the words, "Barbarian's best friend" mean anything to you?

Okay, so, in chronological order:

Magtok + Regina (Regina's fault)
Saurous (or his Happiness ) + MC (Magtok's fault)
Castaras + Fus. (Fus.'s fault, I think)

No. Nonononononononononono. Happiness is not involved in that. Get over it.

Aww, but I was about to give you tips on-

No. Go away.

[Lord Magtok]

*Wanders around AMEN HQ, bored.*

Nothing to do around here anymore...not even a newb to defend against and later welcome to AMEN.

I think I'll go stick my finger into an electrical outlet to see what happens.

*Does that, is electrocuted, and dies. A new clone suddenly show up.*

I'm back.

[Saurous]

That's nice, Magtok. How about another experiment? Like sitting in a filled bathtub while holding an active hairdryer?

[Lord Magtok]

They already did that in Mythbusters once. It can actually kill you.

So whats with this Fus. + Castaras thing? Where was I when this started? And why do I have the feeling that this couple is going to try to team up and kill me later? Is it just because I'm paranoid? Am I paranoid? So confused...

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

No, you're not paranoid. Well, unless you can read this...heheheh.

[Saurous]

It's because there's been a chance of it happening with others. And because you're paranoid.

It started when both Castaras and Fus accidentally drank love potions, and it kind of stuck...

[Cobra_Ikari]

Um.

* Kisses Fus *

* Quickly walks off elsewhere *

...did I miss something?

[Lord Magtok]

It started when both Castaras and Fus accidentally drank love potions, and it kind of stuck...

Well its not nearly as mind-blowing and disturbing as Saurous + MC, so just give up whatever it is you're trying to accomplish, Fus. Its not hurting me, like it obviously was intended to somehow. And stop leaving white text for me to search!

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

Well its not nearly as mind-blowing and disturbing as Saurous + MC, so just give up whatever it is you're trying to accomplish, Fus. Its not hurting me, like it obviously was intended to somehow. And stop leaving white text for me to search!

PARANOID.
What?

[Saurous]

Well its not nearly as mind-blowing and disturbing as Saurous + MC, so just give up whatever it is you're trying to accomplish, Fus. Its not hurting me, like it obviously was intended to somehow. And stop leaving white text for me to search!

Disturbing? That event was your own damn fault, Magtok. And cause Moon is- HEY! You, the paranoid one! Stop reading my white text!

Otherwise, I don't see anything wrong with the "Castaras and Fus in love" thing. Besides, it's funny watching you fall apart when this sort of thing happens.
Paranoid!

[Lord Magtok]

Look, I know for a FACT everyone here is out to get me. And I'm not going to fall apart!

*Arm falls off as this is spoken.*

...Shut up.

[Goblin Music]

Any smurfs left for me *draws lightsaber-chucks*

[Lord Magtok]

They're outside. Watch it, one of them has a gun. HA! You're just as paranoid as me!

[Goblin Music]

Flys at smurf in a flury of lightsaberness

[Lord Magtok]

I suppose I should have someone re-attach my arm...Hmm...who can I trust with my arm?

How about Saurous? If he can't think of something mean or funny to do with it, I'm sure he'd do you that favor, master.

Wich aspect of me are you again? And no. I trust Saurous as far as I can throw him. In my current one-armed condition.

I'm the robot half of you, master.

I see. Finally, an aspect I can get along with-wait a sec! Shouldn't you be a westerner?

That was just a phase.

Well, thanks the gods that phase ended long ago.

What about Goblin Music?

I don't know enough about him to trust him.

You don't trsut anyone.

But especially not him.

Fine. Go through life as a one-armed freak for all I care.

[PirateMonk]

I suppose I should have someone re-attach my arm...Hmm...who can I trust with my arm?

How about Saurous? If he can't think of something mean or funny to do with it, I'm sure he'd do you that favor, master.

Wich aspect of me are you again? And no. I trust Saurous as far as I can throw him. In my current one-armed condition.

I'm the robot half of you, master.

I see. Finally, an aspect I can get along with-wait a sec! Shouldn't you be a westerner?

That was just a phase.

Well, thanks the gods that phase ended long ago.

What about Goblin Music?

I don't know enough about him to trust him.

You don't trsut anyone.

But especially not him.

Fine. Go through life as a one-armed freak for all I care.

You can trust me... if you want...

...did I miss something?

Look, it's CI!

I challenge you to a hugging contest! And reserve the right to slip a dagger between your ribs if you start winning.

[Lord Magtok]

PM, could you reattach my arm? Just stick the red wire in the red hole, yellow wire, yellow hole, etc.

And whatever you do, make sure your hands aren't wet first.

[Cult_of_the_Raven]

a feathered shadow walks in, crazed and loony. her name is Raven, and she summons a pair of flying dinosaurs. either sign me up or get dropped from a thousand feet. capiche?

[Lord Magtok]

Fine. If you'd re-attach my right arm, I' be more than happy to sign you up as an AMEN member.

[Goblin Music]

a dead smurf falls on raven
*GM walks in* Hey raven *sees dinos* Die cretures of good ! *flies at the dinosours with lightsaber-chucks*
Drops water on raven

[PirateMonk]

PM, could you reattach my arm? Just stick the red wire in the red hole, yellow wire, yellow hole, etc.

And whatever you do, make sure your hands aren't wet first.

<Perfectly reattaches his arm> See, that's not too bad.

a feathered shadow walks in, crazed and loony. her name is Raven, and she summons a pair of flying dinosaurs. either sign me up or get dropped from a thousand feet. capiche?

Ooh, ooh, I wanna get droped from a thousand feet! You can go after me, of course.

[Cult_of_the_Raven]

sure, whatever.
she attaches his arm, easily, but tries to put a controlling chip in there as she does so.
she sees goblin.
dinosaurs aren't 'good' they're CN, if you must know.
the dinosaurs expertly dodge out of the way of the lightsabers, making a shatter attempt as they do so.

[Saurous]

a dead smurf falls on raven
*GM walks in* Hey raven *sees dinos* Die cretures of good ! *flies at the dinosours with lightsaber-chucks*

First of all, learn to spell and use the shift key correctly. And punctuation.

And second, I'm fairly certain that dinosaurs are at least creatures of Neutral. I think these may be Evil, though. See? These are Chaotic Neutral.