AMEN V: Rise of the Maggots

[Lord Magtok]

Okay, I'll get to signing you up...done. Now choose a title, and I'd like to go on the "dropped from a thousand feet" ride, if you don't mind. You're paranoid!

[PirateMonk]

sure, whatever.
she attaches his arm, easily, but tries to put a controlling chip in there as she does so.
she sees goblin.
dinosaurs aren't 'good' they're CN, if you must know.
the dinosaurs expertly dodge out of the way of the lightsabers, making a shatter attempt as they do so.

I beat you to it, actually. <Points Dagger Thrower at Raven> It doesn't work too well, but...

[Cult_of_the_Raven]

one of the dinosaurs obliges PirateMonk and magtok. they find themselves landing on a bed of spikes after being picked up, carried out, and falling several hundred feet.

[PirateMonk]

PM gets up, groaning. "Stupid DR 1000/Godmodding. Good thing I also have that DR 1000/Porcelain, though."

[Cult_of_the_Raven]

i'll be the head crafter of flying-related deaths, if you don't mind, magtok.

[Goblin Music]

Hey look i can kill PM!

[Cult_of_the_Raven]

*hands him a porcelain dagger.* Go ahead, GM.

[Lord Magtok]

one of the dinosaurs obliges PirateMonk and magtok. they find themselves landing on a bed of spikes after being picked up, carried out, and falling several hundred feet.

Ouch...I had assumed I'd get to choose my landing destination. I was going to aim for the back of Saurous's head.

Instead, I have a rather painful spike in my chest, another in my eye, and a third through my right shoulder, once again severing that same arm.

*Insert profanity-filled screams of pain here.*

[Saurous]

Who is "Saurou"? I'm "Saurous".

[Goblin Music]

i will end your misery *stabs with porcilin dagger*

[Cult_of_the_Raven]

ah, okay, now i get the chance to insert my control chip reattach your arm for you, magtok!

[Lord Magtok]

Who is "Saurou"? I'm "Saurous".

Look, I make one spelling mistake, and everyone else makes several million, and you notice mine and not theirs?

ah, okay, now i get the chance to insert my control chip reattach your arm for you, magtok!

Fine. Just don't get anything wet inside.

[Goblin Music]

Hum i missed *stabes Magtok 20 more times*

[Cult_of_the_Raven]

oh, okay, magtok! (gets to work)
you may find that it acts a little strangely, but you needn't worry.
((insane laughter))

[Saurous]

Look, I make one spelling mistake, and everyone else makes several million, and you notice mine and not theirs?



Fine. Just don't get anything wet inside.

It's because it's much more obvious when you make a spelling mistake, because you do not make five mistakes per post, like a few people whose names I will not mention. You guys know who you are.

[Goblin Music]

*stops stabing at 3 stabs and Dumps water on Raven*

[Cult_of_the_Raven]

Raven waves her wrist and a dinosaur swallows goblin whole. try agan, sucker.

[Goblin Music]

Ha it missed take This! *uses 8-bit slash on the dinosaur*

[Lord Magtok]

It's because it's much more obvious when you make a spelling mistatke, because you do not make five mistakes per post, like a few people whose names I will not mention. You guys know who you are.

*Points finger at Saurous.*

You misspelled mistake! *Gasp*

*stops stabing at 3 stabs and Dumps water on Raven*

When did AMEN suddenly become a bloody wet T-shirt contest?

[Saurous]

I believe we need to tighten up our hiring processes. I'm tired of all these idiots running around, and by the time we get to the next thread, every other person on these boards will be in AMEN or EVIL.

[Cult_of_the_Raven]

the dinosaur simply withstands goblin's attack and swallows him again.
Raven also casts greater magic fang on it so it won't miss again.

[Goblin Music]

the attack goes straight trough the ilusion as plasic explosives find there way on to the dino's back then explode.

[PirateMonk]

*hands him a porcelain dagger.* Go ahead, GM.

Um, you're forgetting my infinite HP from infinite levels. <Punches Raven in the face> And I just got one more.

[Cult_of_the_Raven]

the dinosaur screams and dies. the other one takes it's revenge by flying to goblin's place and leaving a gift on his bed. a huge dinosaur gift.
hope you like Fido's present!

[Goblin Music]

it slams in to the wall where the portal to GM's room is located

[Lord Magtok]

I believe we need to tighten up our hiring processes. I'm tired of all these idiots running around, and by the time we get to the next thread, every other person on these boards will be in AMEN or EVIL.

Hey, most of the newbies leave before the end of the page they joined on anyways.

[PirateMonk]

Hey, most of the newbies leave before the end of the page they joined on anyways.

Such as who?

I believe we need to tighten up our hiring processes. I'm tired of all these idiots running around, and by the time we get to the next thread, every other person on these boards will be in AMEN or EVIL.

I think that we just need someone to fight who posts as often as we do that we didn't start.

[Cult_of_the_Raven]

Hey, most of the newbies leave before the end of the page they joined on anyways.

sorry that won't be happening with me. I enjoy stabbing y'all. 'specially goblin. he funny.


oh, and goblin, the dino leaves his present in front of your door then. he's not picky.

[Goblin Music]

a bomb falls from the ceiling and disintergrates the dino and its poo

[Cult_of_the_Raven]

ouch. raven shrugs oh, well. I can use my super ultra stick of smiting I pwned off a paladin to get you back eventually.