AMEN V: Rise of the Maggots

[Mr. Moon]

"I'm chassing Joker." *Maur says that with a desturbing look of serriousness*

Edit: Umm... because... She's annoying?

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

*peeks head out of kitchen*

I'm in he-

*notices a dead Castaras*
*eye twitch*

*stab through Magtok's head, stomach, cuts open stomach, and cuts off legs, and proceeds to blowtorch the remains of the body, and burns the ashes, and the ashes ashes, and feeds them to a cat and tosses it into a black hole, burns the black hole, feeds the ashes to a tarrasque, and feeds it to a dragon, and tosses the dragon into a antimagic realm, torches the realm, and throws the ashes into an erupting volcano*

[Saurous]

Nope, I just pretend to disappear to give you a false sense of security. I was actually there the whole time, hidden in the shadows.

*Shoots Castaras in the back of the head.*

Wait...why did I do that again?

Edit: Maur is impersonating superheroes? HEROS?!? What kind of evil parents are you two? You should be ashamed.

It should be "HEROES?!?".

"I'm chassing Joker." *Maur says that with a desturbing look of serriousness*

Edit: Umm... because... She's annoying?

*He looks down at Maur*

Um, why?

And you ended the reign of the pie-maker, Magtok. That should be something to be proud of. If you were a hero.

[Lord Magtok]

*peeks head out of kitchen*

I'm in he-

*notices a dead Castaras*
*eye twitch*

*stab through Magtok's head, stomach, cuts open stomach, and cuts off legs, and proceeds to blowtorch the remains of the body, and burns the ashes, and the ashes ashes, and feeds them to a cat and tosses it into a black hole*

So...I suppose the last clone died of natural causes, then?

Now if you excuse me, I have to steal some pies from a dead hag.

*Steals a pie or two (dozen), and tosses one at Fus's left eye.*

And you ended the reign of the pie-maker, Magtok. That should be something to be proud of. If you were a hero.

Everything I did, I did for my personalities.

[Mr. Moon]

"Batman isn't really a hero. He's more of a vigalanty."

A vigilanty is a fancy way of saying a hero who's in trouble with the law.

"Oh... But he's all dark and angasty..."

[Saurous]

That doesn't make him less of a hero. Now go get out that costume and if you're gonna dress up, dress up as a villain. Please.

[Mr. Moon]

"Fine..." *Maur sulks off to his room*

So what, we burn the costume?

((Mom's kicking me off, see ya's latter.))

[Cobra_Ikari]

<.<

>.>

...is it safe now?

...oh, and I'm hungry. Bring me small meaty things, or I'll eat you! Yarr!

[Saurous]

"Fine..." *Maur sulks off to his room*

So what, we burn the costume?

((Mom's kicking me off, see ya's latter.))

...I guess so.

*Holds up a flamethrower and a torch*

Flamethrower or torch method?

((G'night))

[Lord Magtok]

<.<

>.>

...is it safe now?

...oh, and I'm hungry. Bring me small meaty things, or I'll eat you! Yarr!

Okay. How about a small child? *Throws Cobra at Maur.*

[Saurous]

*Catches Ikari, and tosses him back towards Magtok*

That is not a very good idea, Magtok.

[Lord Magtok]

*Throws the snake back again.*

Woo! This is fun! You're still looking for white text? Man, you're even more paranoid than me!

[Saurous]

*Tosses Cobra back*

I'd love to play "Throw Cobra Ikari" all night, Magtok, but I actually have something more important to do.

[Cobra_Ikari]

...I'm...getting...dizzy...

[Lord Magtok]

If you insist...

*Tosses the snake at Moon Called's throat.*

I just remembered I have something else to do, too. First, I'll need a small yellow robot named Glitch, and some Metal Arms.

[Saurous]

*Shoots Ikari out of the air*

Now, that was just sick. "Always aim for MC or Maur. They're Saurous's weaknesses"...

[Lord Magtok]

*Shoots Ikari out of the air*

Now, that was just sick. "Always aim for MC or Maur. They're Saurous's weaknesses"...

I'll remember that, thanks.

By the way, I reprogrammed your son's TV set with some stuff that has a 20% chance of making him a self-hating emo. He doesn't watch it that often, right? Otherwise, he (and I) are doomed.

*Starts walking away quickly.*

[Saurous]

I'm sorry Magtok, what was that you said? I couldn't hear the last part over the sound of my ears popping from rage.

And can we avoid emo jokes? Along with goth jokes and all the other stereotype jokes?

[Lord Magtok]

Okay, fine. How about magic-user jokes? Can I say all magic-users are a bunch of wimps, and elves are just genetic experiments of Santa?

[Saurous]

Bah, whatever. I meant most stereotype jokes, but when does anyone listen to me?

((And, I need sleep, so g'night.))

[Cobra_Ikari]

...ow.

...I've been shot.

*looks at Sauros*

...there will be blood.

[Deathcow]

*Can be seen in the background unloading crates labelled MARVEL Costumes and stowing them in Maur's room*
"Now Maur, Spiderman is from New York City, and his girlfriend's name is Mary Jane Watson. See? He keeps the citizens of the city safe from the criminals, thugs, and occasional super-villains. Batman's a lot like him, but protects Gotham, instead..."

[Cobra_Ikari]

*Can be seen in the background unloading crates labelled MARVEL Costumes and stowing them in Maur's room*
"Now Maur, Spiderman is from New York City, and his girlfriend's name is Mary Jane Watson. See? He keeps the citizens of the city safe from the criminals, thugs, and occasional super-villains. Batman's a lot like him, but protects Gotham, instead..."

...Gotham being modeled after New York City...

[Deathcow]

...Gotham being modeled after New York City...

...quiet, you. Now then, Maur, Spiderman and Batman are superheroes, but do you know who the real superheroes are? They're the people without super powers, who do good even when it's hard for them, like the single mom working four jobs to provide for her family of six young children...

[Goblin Music]

*Shoots Deathcow dead*

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

*goes into lab and begins doing some calculations*

[Rex Idiotarum]

Or the banker that threatens to foreclose her home. Sure, I've seen a small amount of good out there, but people are evil, and must be stopped. Everyone has evilness in them, just in different ways. I focus my evilness into fighting the other evils in everyone. Yeah, that single mother of six kids is a little bit abusive to one of them, that firefighter rushing in to save the day has been cheating on his wife for years, that priest that professes the good is completely different behind the closed doors of the confessional. That charitable, friendly guy that we all know in love secretly hates black people. And those are the few people that could be called "Good," many people are really evil.

You want to become a cynic? Become a diviner.

[Cult_of_the_Raven]

raven pops back in. is Goblin gone? she wipes her brow. spent all last night tring to escape from him. her 'silly' demeanor seems to have fallen. she stalks into the kitchen and grabs a sandwich, joining the conversation that's going on.
the men and women who say they fight for good - they eventually find themselves slaughtering innocents. those who fight for good pretend they are like tiny gods. controlling people's lives and murdering loving husbands, volunteer police officers, and single mothers. not to mention the damage they do to the city taking these innocents down.. don't bother with superheroes, Honey. they'll all let you down in the end.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Totally oblivious to the conversation, as usual, Fullbladder notices and saunters up to Raven.

"Well hello, mon ami," he begins in a cheap french accent, "I do not believe we have met. I am Fullbladder, and I believe I have fallen for you. Cheesy pick up lines will soon be forthcoming."

As he finishes he hands her a navy blue rose.

[Cobra_Ikari]

...*pokes Raven*...you look tasty. Feed me!