AMEN V: Rise of the Maggots

[Vespe Ratavo]

So anyway, what does anyone think about me making the AMEN roleplaying game? It would be neat because there wouldn't have to be rules to make any character, just us and the fools who stand in our way....

EDIT: 54 pages? Crikey!

[Cyrano]

No, Vespe. It isn't sharks with fricken lasers. It's fricken sharks with frickin lasers.
By the way, D'anna hasn't talked to me and I am sad.
Because every animal deserves a warm meal. Muhahahahaha!

I love you too.

Anyway, lets TOTALLY make the AMEN game. Godmodding allowed, because you can summon Cthulu, but so can everyone else.

[Lord Magtok]

Godmodding allowed, because you can summon Cthulu, but so can everyone else.

No. We can save that for our SMBG home thread. 54 pages! The rules of the boards have no power over us! Woo! *Evil Mini-Me laugh.*

[Castaras]

No. We can save that for our SMBG home thread. 54 pages! The rules of the boards have no power over us! Woo! *Evil Mini-Me laugh.*

* Adds evil laugh to evil laughter already happening *

[Lord Magtok]

*Adds more evil laughter, simply to annoy any lurkers who were hoping for some ludicrous and hilarious antics.*

[Vespe Ratavo]

All right, now we make the most important decision....

What kind of dice will be the main kind our game uses?

[Rex Idiotarum]

I'm laughing hysterically, Maggot.
* snorts with laughter *

[Lord Magtok]

I'm laughing hysterically, Maggot.
* snorts with laughter *

Y'know, if I sigged that and edited the Maggot thing, it'd look like you actually complimeted me. *Microscopic Evil Laugh*

[Castaras]

* Perfectly ordinary chuckle *

This thread is going to break down into giggles, isn't it?

[Vespe Ratavo]

It will now. Watch this. Then watch the whole series. NOW.

[Lord Magtok]

Never! I will never click on a link! ((Because my internet is too slow. *cries.*)) *Evil Laugh.*

[Castaras]

(( Aww....everybody say aww...

Aww... )) * Laughs *

[Vespe Ratavo]

Poor Magtok. That's ok, I'll write down the whole episode for you to read! Not. I feel sorry for you, though.

[Cyrano]

All right, now we make the most important decision....
Will D'anna marry me?
What kind of dice will be the main kind our game uses?

We will use the d10. Our system will be identical to White Wolf. Because I said so.

[Vespe Ratavo]

We will use the d10. Our system will be identical to White Wolf. Because I said so. And I play White Wolf because I can't figure out how to roll a d20.

Well, I don't know how it works, so I refuse. But we have one vote for d10. Oh, and stop trying to make fun of me in white text.

[Castaras]

* Votes for D6 * Haha!

[Vespe Ratavo]

I vote for d12. Because no one uses them. Except everyone who plays the OOTS game and Barbarians.

[Cyrano]

Well, I don't know how it works, so I refuse. But we have one vote for d10. Oh, and stop trying to make fun of me in white text. Pwnt.

At least IM good at it. You extend the lines.
Also, I play White Wolf AND DnD. So pshaa.

[PirateMonk]

I vote for d12. Because no one uses them. Except everyone who plays the OOTS game and Barbarians.

Seconded, of course. Failing that, D6s. Or, since we're evil, we can make it exclusively D4...

[Cyrano]

Seconded, of course. Failing that, D6s. Or, since we're evil, we can make it exclusively D4...

Thats good too.

But I have another vote.
I say that we go to....That's right...THE D9!!!! That makes entirely computer ordinated, PLUS they don't exist, making it even cooler.

[Lord Magtok]

I got the last nefarious laugh of the thread! Muhahahaha...wait...the thread's still moving, isn't it?

[Castaras]

* Laughs *

Of course it is.

[Zar Peter]

Hey, I like the last laughter threads!

Hahahahahahahahaha

[Vespe Ratavo]

Hey, I like the last laughter threads!
I like to steal candy from babies
Hahahahahahahahaha

Hey, you're not a member of AMEN!

FIRE THE FRICKIN' LASER!

[Castaras]

Hey, you're not a member of AMEN!

FIRE THE FRICKIN' LASER!

Bwahahahaha!

* Fires laser cannon *

[Lord Magtok]

*Fires the lazer cannon by accident.*

Oops...wrong cannon. *Evil laugh.*

[Cyrano]

*Fires the lazer cannon by accident.*
It's because I'm not as cool as D'anna...
Oops...wrong cannon. *Evil laugh.*

You are soooo incompetant! Bah!

[Lord Magtok]

You should talk, D'anna. Just lemme call my Asian chef buddies, and you'd be sushi in mere nanoseconds. *Evil laugh.*

[PirateMonk]

You are soooo incompetant! Bah! Though at least you can spell.

Well, he usually can.

[Castaras]

Haha, I'm sure.