AMEN V: Rise of the Maggots

[Goblin Music]

a small car zooms up to raven it Beeps once every second a note attached to it says

Good and Evil are in the eyes of the beholder

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

*is complete with the calculations*

According to this, the love potion wore off...3 days ago.

[Castaras]

*Shoots Castaras in the back of the head.*

Now, that wasn't very nice was it?

Now if you excuse me, I have to steal some pies from a dead hag.

I will have my revenge, foul creature.

According to this, the love potion wore off...3 days ago.

Did it?

* Checks *

Maybe it's 'cos you've got the love personality possessing you or something?

[Rex Idiotarum]

Good, like Evil exists in everything, and while we embrace and hide in the darkness and use it to our advantage, you must know that each of us has some good. Saurous and Moon Called care for Maur, almost over themselves, I know Magtok carries a portrait of his traitorous son in his wallet, and I'm an Ends-Justifies-The-Means guy, who knows that by absorbing the power of every multiverse I cross on the journey to the true one, I will be able to craft the true universe into paradise, and join all lost souls to someone who can help them, I don't take lives, I borrow them with the intent to fix and clean.

Now those "Heroes" kill countless henchmen in attempts to get to the true bad guy. O! Magtok, remember Bill? Bill was a rank class henchmen, with a wife and two kids, I think they were called Sarah, that's the oldest, and Micheal, he had trouble in his past, Motor Vehicle Homicide, driving while drunk, even after his license was expended, went to prison, and was really sorry for what he did, and, when he got out, every Sunday, he'd visit the grave of the kid whose life he stole. He was a good guy, but legitimate businesses wouldn't hire him due to his mistakes. He got a job at Magtok's firm as a security guard, he wasn't involved in anything illegal, and it was even in the legitimate front of Magtok's business. Well, one night while making his rounds, he caught a secret agent sneaking into the facility to recover some documents of Magtok's plans for domination. He told the guy to freeze, and was shot at without a moments notice. All for the common good.

[Korith]

Did anybody ever get around to making Ultra-Cyborg Bill? If not, I could give it a try...

[Cult_of_the_Raven]

Ignoring Cobra and Goblin, Raven foucuses her attention on Fullbladder. She's unsure what to do about strange men of different species coming on to her. then she decides to play along, thinking she might derive some entertainment from the attention.
She takes the rose, sniffs it, and smiles coyly.
Why, this rose is excellent, sir Fullbladder. My name is Raven. I have come from a long line of strong and evil Lycanthropes that plague the woods to the north.

[Castaras]

Being dead may be safe...but it's pretty boring. Maybe if I talk for a while, fate will be kind and resurrect me.

...

Well? Am I alive yet? These ghostly ingrediants don't really meet my expectations.

...

Damn you, fate.

[Lord Magtok]

Did anybody ever get around to making Ultra-Cyborg Bill? If not, I could give it a try...

No. His family felt it best we let him rest in peace. Trust me, that "Good" agent's put them through enough stress already.

...I know Magtok carries a portrait of his traitorous son in his wallet...

Wait...what were you doing with my wallet?!?

[Korith]

*Configures unbound Mk III Sword Golem to host Castaras' soul*

And you thought I was still on the Mk II? Silly people!

[Goblin Music]

the RC car's turret spins to face the Golem then fires an explosive charge that will 'splode on contact.

[Castaras]

* Lifts sword arm *

Eh? What the hell is going on?

Hey! I don't want to be a sword golem!

Someone kill me please? Or capture my soul, or something?

* Explodes *

Oh yeh! Bingo! Now to get a clone out...

* Clone walks in *

How y'all doing?

[Korith]

You...could...have...just...exited...

Oh well. I figured the self destruct was a little too mad-scientist, anyway. On to the Mk IV!

[Lord Magtok]

Hmm...I'm bored. I think I'll go make an undead cyborg, just as soon as I steal one of Saurous's creations.

[Castaras]

Now that would be interesting...what would you get if you put a robot maniac and a necro-lover together? Hmm...

* Heads off to cloning lab *

[Lord Magtok]

Now that would be interesting...what would you get if you put a robot maniac and a necro-lover together? Hmm...

* Heads off to cloning lab *

Hey! What do you think you're doing? Nobody tampers with MY genetic code, except me!

*Fires a blaster pistol at Castaras.*

Go fuse him and Fullbladder if you want, but leave my clones alone!

[Castaras]

* Dies *

* Clone wakes up *

Perfect...

* Steals genetic code of Magtok and runs away into the kitchen *

[Lord Magtok]

*Chases after Castaras with a chicago typewriter.*

[Castaras]

Hmm, time for phase two...

* Grabs waterpistol *

Careful! I've got a potion shooter! I'm not afraid to use it!

* Squirts personality potion in Magtok's eye *

[Goblin Music]

*RC car shoots blaster at Raven*

[Cult_of_the_Raven]

Raven turns for a second to the RC car after making her reflex save. Do you want to find a small spiky thing in your room, Goblin?

[Goblin Music]

I see your mouth moving but i can't here you! *Second blast*

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Ignoring Cobra and Goblin, Raven foucuses her attention on Fullbladder. She's unsure what to do about strange men of different species coming on to her. then she decides to play along, thinking she might derive some entertainment from the attention.
She takes the rose, sniffs it, and smiles coyly.
Why, this rose is excellent, sir Fullbladder. My name is Raven. I have come from a long line of strong and evil Lycanthropes that plague the woods to the north.

"Ah, my dear, I have a castle to the north. Perhaps you have heard of Castle Fullbladder, hmm? Come with me, and we will away to my fortress of stone and troll, where we shall make music almost as beautiful as you under the illustrous moon."

Fullbladder responds, the french accent lapsing away for an instant as metaphorical clockwork gears grind quicker and quicker within the goblin's skull. He neglects to mention a few choice things.

[Goblin Music]

The blaster turret spins to face FB it looks as if it is trying to contemplate him

[Lord Magtok]

Hmm, time for phase two...

* Grabs waterpistol *

Careful! I've got a potion shooter! I'm not afraid to use it!

* Squirts personality potion in Magtok's eye *

...You got me...in the eye...do you know what you've done?!?

*The cyborg's eyes and mouth suddenly emit a bright light, and that light shapes itself into various colors which then form themselves into Magtoks.*

I'm General Ideas. Private Emotions!

Y-y-yes, sir?

Find liutenant Angst before he-

*A Magtok suddenly hangs himself.*

Nevermind. lets just do a quick roll call.

Hatred?

Present.

Moral Justification?

Always here.

Serial Killer?

Hold on, just let me pick out a dagger for later.

Jealousy?

How come I don't get a color? And why do I have to go last?

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Fullbladder stares right back at the turret, like a bloody Vulcan.

[Castaras]

* Snickers and fades into the shadows of the kitchen *

Time to play about with the DNA structures...

[Goblin Music]

The RC car zooms over to a ramp launches of it and goes through a portal to GM's room

[Cult_of_the_Raven]

Raven consider's fullbladder's proposition.
I would love to visit your castle, but I have business in the Town i have to take care of before I can leave. also, my lycanthrope heritage kind of prevents me from entering any building with stone walls and portculisses.
I do appreciate the compliment, though, good sir. May I return the favor by saying that you have very nice - um - eyes?

[Goblin Music]

an RC Chopper flies out the portal the car just went trough. and it heads for the kitchen.

[Castaras]

* Kitchen defences blast it as soon as the RC chopper hits it *

Hmm...maybe a little bit of Magtok here, Fullbladder here, GM on that bit...