AMEN V: Rise of the Maggots

[Goblin Music]

it swerves to avoid the defenses and heads of to where FB and raven are.

((Wait GM? where did you get a bit o' GM?))

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"Quite frankly, madam, my eyes are cold, evil pockets of Cosmic Nothing. I'm sure they are not 'nice'. But please, think on my offer. I have the finest Troll orchestra to ever walk the land of Mordor. Or Discworld, for that matter. Or old ladies's shelves. Castle Fullbladder always welcomes the Monsters of the Land. We will always have Paris."

Fullbladder drops the accent for all but the last sentence, but continues flourishing his arms grandly. Then he sort of slinks off. As he leaves, Goblin Music's turret explodes in a fiery blast of nothingness.

[Lord Magtok]

* Snickers and fades into the shadows of the kitchen *

Time to play about with the DNA structures...

Red rum, red rum, red rum!

*Serial Killer Magtok runs into the kitchen and starts stabbing madly as Private Thoughts stands helplessly, wishing that there was something he could do.*

Y-y-you killed her!

And I found out drow blood tastes like human blood.

T-t-that's sick! Her plan wasn't even going to hurt us in any way!

So?

*Suddenly, a sniper bullet takes down serial killer.*

Don't worry, Private. We won't be hearing from HIM again. Now assemble the men. Its high time we all reunite as one.

Sir, yes sir! *Walks away to assemble the Magtoks.*

[Goblin Music]

A) how? and B) Godmoders shall be smote! *shoots explosives at FB*

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

A) I glared at it. It works if your cold enough.

B) The explosive detonate and send Fullbladder's broken and twisted body through a wall. Though he still lives, and thus cannot return from the Cosmic Nothing, he is in great pain. And when in great pain, Fullbladder does what he always does.

He reaches with an unfeeling arm towards Magtok's Compassionate Persona.

"Don't leave me, Soundwave...." he manages to squeak as all things go dark.

[Castaras]

<Attack and personality disorder talking>

* Looks at stab wounds *

Ooo those look bad.

* Clone walks in *

Carry on with the experiment, I'll be with you shortly.

* Real one dies *

* Clone carries on mixing the bad parts of DNA of all creatures inhabiting AMEN. *

[Goblin Music]

The chopper zips up around the rafters

[Cult_of_the_Raven]

Raven sighs. stupid lycanthrope oath.

[Castaras]

* Finishes creation and puts heavy black cloth over it *

And there, I'm done. Might as well have some chocolates while I wait.

* Eats choccies *

[Goblin Music]

the chopper zips of in to GM's room
and GM walks out with RC Controller, car, and HUD

[Cobra_Ikari]

...ignore me?

...IGNORE ME?!

*bites Raven*

[Rex Idiotarum]

* doesn't notice the snake biting Raven *

Damn, this place moves too fast, my dramatic, unfinished speech has already drifted back a page.

[Goblin Music]

Then finish it!

[Cult_of_the_Raven]

Raven, now with nothing else to do, turns to Cobra. should I make you a sandwich or something?

[Goblin Music]

oo does he have poison? *tosses poison inhanser at raven*

[Cobra_Ikari]

Raven, now with nothing else to do, turns to Cobra. should I make you a sandwich or something?

...make me a sandwich or I'll make you a sandwich.

...damn, that is nowhere near as intimidating as I was going for... :P

[Rex Idiotarum]

Good, like Evil exists in everything, and while we embrace and hide in the darkness and use it to our advantage, you must know that each of us has some good. Saurous and Moon Called care for Maur, almost over themselves, I know Magtok carries a portrait of his traitorous son in his wallet, and I'm an Ends-Justifies-The-Means guy, who knows that by absorbing the power of every multiverse I cross on the journey to the true one, I will be able to craft the true universe into paradise, and join all lost souls to someone who can help them, I don't take lives, I borrow them with the intent to fix and clean.

Now those "Heroes" kill countless henchmen in attempts to get to the true bad guy. O! Magtok, remember Bill? Bill was a rank class henchmen, with a wife and two kids, I think they were called Sarah, that's the oldest, and Micheal, he had trouble in his past, Motor Vehicle Homicide, driving while drunk, even after his license was expended, went to prison, and was really sorry for what he did, and, when he got out, every Sunday, he'd visit the grave of the kid whose life he stole. He was a good guy, but legitimate businesses wouldn't hire him due to his mistakes. He got a job at Magtok's firm as a security guard, he wasn't involved in anything illegal, and it was even in the legitimate front of Magtok's business. Well, one night while making his rounds, he caught a secret agent sneaking into the facility to recover some documents of Magtok's plans for domination. He told the guy to freeze, and was shot at without a moments notice. All for the common good.

It was a wet an dreary day, when his friends and loved ones buried the corpse, this was nearly six years ago. Sarah, in her teens, had to be strong for the family, Micheal, barely two, probably won't remember much of his father. Bill's wife slumped into depression, but she's getting over it now, she's met a nice dude named Keven, and though he can't replace the 1-year AA chip husband, he'll do fine. I hear he's in the Army.

Bill will always be mourned, but his killer got let go, he didn't have a trial. Do you think that is just? Do you?

O! Heroes, those that see darkness in everyone else's heart, but not their own, why do you plague us, who really are doing the same thing as you, same methods, same motives, same motivations, we are just the same, except, a few of us have embraced the darkness, and a few are being consumed by the light.

[Saurous]

Is it safe to come out? Have GM and Raven left yet?

[Goblin Music]

*the RC car shoots at Saurous*

[Castaras]

I think GM's still fighting. Raven's offline though.

[Cobra_Ikari]

...Raven didn't make me a sandwich. You all heard me! *swallows Raven sandwich*...mmm, tasty. :)

[Saurous]

....ouch. He shot me in the....jewels, for a lack of a better term. I'm going to collapse from pain now, if you don't mind.

*Does just that*

"Hey, Dad, what's the sqare root of...Dad? Why is blood coming from your....eww.

*Maur smashes the car with a greatsword*

[Goblin Music]

( wha? it did not try to.. Man i got to work on that aim) another car flies out of GM's room and tries to avoid the sword that will most probably hit it (man you try to shoot a guys arm and you shoot his nuts)

[Castaras]

(man you try to shoot a guys arm and you shoot his nuts)

That is the power of Karma and fate in the AMEN threads. Godmodding, rule breaking, and sodding fate are all commonly used here. We fight each other with torture rather than death, for the basic reason that we can never truely die, due to our amazing health plan.

All in all, we just have fun shooting people, messing around with potions, teasing Saurous, ignoring Magtok, having a few Moon Called cracks, etc. etc. etc.

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

Now, that wasn't very nice was it?

I will have my revenge, foul creature.


Did it?

* Checks *

Maybe it's 'cos you've got the love personality possessing you or something?
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Yeah, but he shouldn't be in control, because you see, with my personalities, they are never in control unless they're doing something based on what they are, say, Murderousness is in control when I'm killing something, so Lust should only be in contro-

*headslap*

[Castaras]

Hmm. I think I'll leave that piece of imagination elsewhere.

* Heads into kitchen and shuts door behind *

[Deathcow]

Well, Rex, I must agree with most of your points. The reasons you gave are the reasons why I am a pacifist, and refrain from violence at all costs. However, which is worse: to have some portion of darkness within you, and attempt to do good anyway, or to give in to the darkness completely? It is true that everyone contains elements of good and evil, but does that mean that we should ignore the good and pursue the evil?

[Lord Magtok]

Well, Rex, I must agree with most of your points. The reasons you gave are the reasons why I am a pacifist, and refrain from violence at all costs. However, which is worse: to have some portion of darkness within you, and attempt to do good anyway, or to give in to the darkness completely? It is true that everyone contains elements of good and evil, but does that mean that we should ignore the good and pursue the evil?

Its what I do, and it sure beats trying to justify everything.

[Rex Idiotarum]

I ignore the good in the pursuit of good. Rather, I deal just punishments to everyone I meet, it may come off as psychotic, but you are not a diviner, are you?

[Deathcow]

((Lawful Neutral then? Odd. I don't think anyone would have characterized you as Lawful.))
But who gave you that power? From where do you get the authority to punish people according to what you perceive as justice? Mankind does not have the authority to declare "right" or "wrong"- this authority comes only from on high. Mankind can only declare actions to be immediately harmful or beneficial, and this is where the mandate of human laws and governments come in. Whenever humans have tried to judge right and wrong for themselves, only pain and suffering have followed.