AMEN V: Rise of the Maggots

[Vespe Ratavo]

Now, now, just because I'm a munchkin doesn't mean I'm a red mage...

*removes all other levels, gives self 30 levels in red mage.*

[PirateMonk]

((Oh look, Deathcow's online!))

A clone climbs along a wall, it's eyes glowing gold. It sees Deathcow and drags him off to a therapy area.

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

*grabs character sheet*

Aha, I knew it!

30 levels in Red Mage!

[PirateMonk]

What's the point of having the stuffing beaten out of you by a cat when you only stand up and change your character sheet.

Freaking Red Mage wannabe...

Munchkin wannabe is more like it. I have legally monopolized that field here.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Fool! You'll never stop me! Roll Initiative, Monkey Boy!

[Mr. Moon]

Battle of the mucnchkins? This oughta be good entertainment.

[PirateMonk]

Loaded Die class feature, sucker! Natural 20!

[Goblin Music]

RC car sucker!

[Vespe Ratavo]

Perhaps so, but I have invented a spell for this very purpose! ((It even says so on my Town characters page!!)) Vespe's Natural 20! Now, who has the higher Init modifier... 18 Dex, sucker!

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"And the initiative roll comes out to..... Boom."

Fullbladder flyingly tackles Vespe, pinning him down and driving his goblin claws into Vespe's wrists, forcing him to drop any weapons.

"I never did like that whole initiative thing," he says quietly. Suddenly regretting that he cannot reach his crossbow, dagger, or candycane sword, he adds, "Damn."

[Vespe Ratavo]

Allow me to suggest your next move... Meteor Swarm!

[Cobra_Ikari]

*rolls dice, Vespe turns into a fish*

[PirateMonk]

Perhaps so, but I have invented a spell for this very purpose! ((It even says so on my Town characters page!!)) Vespe's Natural 20! Now, who has the higher Init modifier... 18 Dex, sucker!

Graham's Number^475, not that it matters. DM Spell-like Ability: Manipulate Dice. You roll a Natural 1.

[Saurous]

*Pushes out a couch and some popcorn*

This should get interesting...

*Jumps over the side of the couch, and lands in the center of the sofa*

[Vespe Ratavo]

The Meteor Swarm accidentally destroys Vespe's home. Damn you PirateMonk! Aha! Vespe pulls out the DM's guide. "Suddenly, thirty seven level 30 barbarian chimeras attack PirateMonk! And fullbladder."

@V: But now I'm the DM....na-na.

[PirateMonk]

^ Will of the DM. No you're not.

Not really. I get 20 levels for each point of damage I deal to him, and he actually has stats in the double digits. He's not a real Munchkin.

D12 Swarm, centered on me. The chimeras die painfully, and I go up 78946783 levels.

[Goblin Music]

*RC car shoots random person*

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

*grabs large amounts of chocolatey foods*

*jumps onto couch*

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

A shrew scurries off from where Fullbladder was, escaping Vespe's death spells. It then returns to being Fullbladder.

The goblin then becomes Santa the Deceiver, his alter-ego.

"Barbarian-guy... you're rather short."

[Goblin Music]

*Jumps on chair while controlling RC Car*

[Saurous]

*Stands up, walks over to the edge of the couch, and somehow makes the couch longer. He sits down on the very end, as far away from Fus as possible*

[Vespe Ratavo]

All right... 9999999 level 9999999999 gestalt Fighter/Monk stone colossusi attack PirateMonk!

[PirateMonk]

They collapse in a barrage of Orbs, D12 Swarms, and other spells that scale damage by level and normally have limited max damage. PM goes up 73657465865567654653256^5784578746572434 levels.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Grr...all right. Your character dies! DM fiat! Ha!

[Goblin Music]

*the RC car soots PM*

[Cobra_Ikari]

*rolls dice again. They eat vespe and PM's dice*...

[Lord Magtok]

Indeed, they are. 'Specially because I get to yell at Magtok.

*Saurous looks back in forth, and then kicks Vespe*

Yell at me?

That never happened. I think you're getting delusional, necromancer.

And what in the multiple hells is going on?

[PirateMonk]

Grr...all right. Your character dies! DM fiat! Ha!

But you're not the DM anymore.

^ Will of the DM. No you're not.

Not really. I get 20 levels for each point of damage I deal to him, and he actually has stats in the double digits. He's not a real Munchkin.

D12 Swarm, centered on me. The chimeras die painfully, and I go up 78946783 levels.

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

That's a lot of dice. And levels.

Oh, it seems the cursed item has kicked in.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Ok....that's it. Munchkin powers activate! Vespe gains 500 levels in each class. Ever. Even the ones that don't exist. And he turns into Cthulu, and strangles PirateMonk. With his +9999 tentacles of dooooom.