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2015-02-19, 01:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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Help with parody lyrics
I'm a DM for a live tabletop group, and I'm looking to make a parody of 'A modern major general' by Gilbert and Sullivan as performed in the Pirates of Penzance, called 'A modern-day adventurer'.
Link to the original song:
Spoiler
I was wondering if anyone had suggestions for lyrics, this is what I have so far:
"I am the very model of a modern-day adventurer"
"I've delved the Tomb Horrors and fought many an evildoer"
"In sort in social, exploration and combat encounters"
"I am the very model of a modern-day adventurer"
"Though I'm only caught up to the third and a half edition"
"You cannot find in Khorvaire a more apt tactician!"
Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.
I'm not sure whether this is the right board for this, if this is not please tell me and I will move this.
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2015-02-21, 08:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Help with parody lyrics
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2015-02-21, 02:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Help with parody lyrics
I am the very model of a modern-day adventurer!
I've had encounters with the social, most strange lands and combaters
I know the players handbook and I quote adventures modular
From Border's Keep to Horror's Tomb we went through them quite squadular
I'm very well-acquainted too with matters expositional
I understand descriptions, both the published and original!
About our past adventures I am teeming with a lot of news
With many cheerful facts about the bits the DM couldn't use!
I'm very good at adding up and rolling lots of D20s
I know the stats of kobolds, whites and other creatures such as these
In short, when facing socialites and most strange lands and combaters
I am the very model of a modern-day adventurer!
That's as much as I can be bothered to do for the moment. I'll do more after dinner.
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2015-02-21, 06:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Help with parody lyrics
Here's a start perhaps
I am the very model of a modern-day adventurer,
I've powers spell-like, extraordinary, and supernatural,
I know the items magical and I quote the items compendial.
From Armour to Artefacts, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters metamagical,
I understand illusions, but the patterns and the phantasmagorical,
From schools, I dump the enchantment and the evocational,
With many cheerful facts about the shadow conjurational.Last edited by nedz; 2015-02-21 at 06:12 PM.
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2015-02-24, 02:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Help with parody lyrics
I prefer to rip what I can straight out of the original, where possible:
SpoilerI am the very model of a modern-day adventurer;
I've information typical, both in- and out-of-character:
With knowledge kings and nobles and also fights historical,
From Tomb of Horrors, onward, that in order categorical.
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters much more practical:
I understand the dungeons, both exploring and fights tactical,
About Religion, Planes, Arcane, I'm teeming with a lot of facts: (bothered for a rhyme)
With many cheerful bits about the stats of ancient artifacts.
I'm very good with creatures borne of nature and religious myth,
I know the scientific names of beings come from planar rifts:
In short, in matters typical, both in- and out-of-character,
I am the very model of a modern-day adventurer.
Whew! That was actually kinda exhausting! I think I'd better take a breather before I press on....
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2015-02-24, 03:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Help with parody lyrics
Pressing onward - I'm going to try to get away from knowledges and into other skills now:
SpoilerI know a dozen languages, Draconic and Celestial;
I answer expert riddles, I get pretty lit at festivals,
I quote in Elf and Giant all the spells inside the PHB,
In my bag I can hold all of the loot I got but not XP;
I can forge undoubted documents of which the king would not dispute,
And sing a bardic chorus with accompaniment on the lute!
Then with a Sleight of Hand of which you've seen the skill check not before, (bothered for a rhyme)
I'll steal your gold and jewels and leave your pants falling upon the floor.
Then I will hide right in plain sight and make you think that I'm a tree;
I multi-classed and that is what makes it much easier to flee:
In short, in matters typical, both in- and out-of-character,
I am the very model of a modern-day adventurer.
Hmmm, not as good as my first verse, though I seem to have wound up with Bardic and Thieving skills represented; maybe the third one should be about fighting.