AMEN VI: The Secret of Saurous Rock

[Rex Idiotarum]

Hymn is the base, Me, I'm going to get you out of my way while I -*Darts a Glance at Magtok*- take care of business.

[Lord Magtok]

Whatever.

The character whose name has yet to be revealed goes to the quarters.

What the hell did I do this time, Rex?

[Rex Idiotarum]

Why the Hell is there a kid here? And why are we holding him prisoner?

[Lord Magtok]

The kid? I dunno why he's here, and that's just the new doorman to prevent unwanted people from entering. I got a little paranoid since I realized we usually get at least one new member per every first page of an AMEN thread. He seems to have done his job well.

The scar on his eye looks a lot like mine...creepy.

[Saurous]

Saurous rolls his eyes and crosses his arms.

"Whatever happens, I'm not involved in this. If you don't mind, I'm going to go watch a movie of some kind.

I have wanted to watch through that one Final Fantasy movie. I guess this could be the time..."

He wanders away, heading towards the TV and couch.

[Lord Magtok]

Saurous rolls his eyes and crosses his arms.

What? You don't believe me? I haven't a clue who the hell the kid is! Why would I?

[Rex Idiotarum]

'Tween him and Maur, we'll soon be running a Daycare. Whatever, Magtok, take care of the kid.

[Mr. Moon]

Moon Called walks out of the chambers after a restless sleep. "Whuz going on?" She mubles as she heads to the kitchen.

[Saurous]

"Nothing much. Magtok kidnapped a teenager, face-hugging koalas attacked, and I made up a new description for all the major members of AMEN."

Saurous flops onto the couch.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Fullbladder walks over to and leans towards Moon Called, adopting a cokney accent.

"We've gots a 'uman lad 'ere now, Moon. Not from this plane o' existance, if'n me Multiversal Perception ain't wrong. And 'tain't."

Then he sort of scuttles off, vestments flowing.

[Lord Magtok]

"Nothing much. Magtok kidnapped a teenager, face-hugging koalas attacked, and I made up a new description for all the major members of AMEN."

Saurous flops onto the couch.

I didn't kidnap the kid! He just suddenly showed up here! Just cuz we share a scar you think I kidnapped him? That makes no sense!

[Saurous]

"Of course you didn't, Magtok."

Saurous rolls his eyes mockingly, and stands up off the couch. He begins to head towards the kitchen, but stops as a koala hits him in the back of the head. It latches onto his head, and he reaches back to try and pull it off.

"Oh for Nerull's sake..."

[Lord Magtok]

I just don't get it...a kid suddenly warps here, asks a few questions, and you guys give him a room and assume I kidnapped him despite being here the whole time, dealing with the koalas a certain necromancer's son dragged in!

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"Well, we can't be rude to guests. Else we'll be just as low as..... Hollywood bigwigs, I suppose.

And you can't get any lower than that without getting political."

[Lord Magtok]

Whatever. I just can't wait until someone finds out where he came from, and sends him back-

AMEN's guest of honor leaves his quarters, and glares at Magtok.

I heard that. If you must know to get me out of this dump, I'm from some world called Ar-El. It was the year 2020 there.

Magtok's mouth drops to the floor as he hears this.

Brian Drol, son of the hero who saved the world from his father Lord Magtok. Wait...what's your name again, cyborg?

I'm Magtok, meaning you're my...grandson?

Whoa...you're Lord Magtok, ****in' butcher of all the paladin orders and the one who removed magic from the world? You're the grandfather whose footsteps I always hoped to follow in someday? I told Dad that once, and he gave me this scar and said it was to help me become more like you, but I just assumed he was being a depressed, angsty jerk!

It's time you headed home, and forgot all that happened here so your dad doesn't come to kill me. Oh, and find a new role model.

Hell no! I'm not leaving until I learn how to be an evil overlord like you! Or I'll tell Dad you're here, and get the entire Arr-El national Army here to kick your ***!

*Sigh.* Fine. But learn to watch your mouth.

Deal.

The kid heads to his quarters, glad to see he managed to negotiate his wa ito staying in the place he had called a dump only moments ago.

[Rex Idiotarum]

There you go Maggy, take care to nurture those rebellious seeds and use him to carry on your name.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"You're going to need to take the test to become a certified way to rebel against one's parents."

[Lord Magtok]

Okay!

I only hope he isn't like his father.

Oh, and if Maur, Castaras, MC, or anyone else tries to ruin this wondrous opportunity which just occured, I'll hunt them down with my clones for the rest of eternity. Twice.

((Congrats on getting the last laugh, LF.))

[Rex Idiotarum]

Now beat him to the brink of Death.

[Lord Magtok]

Nah, his father did enough. That scar is all he needs. It'll give him a constant reminder of what "Good" did to him.

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

*walks into room, missing right arm*

I seem to be missing an arm. Can I borrow a mechanical one, Magtok?

[Rex Idiotarum]

No, take this stick. * Jabs a stick in Fus' stump. *
That should do ya,
((Couldn't've been left arm to match Avatar. could it?))

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

((No. But now I have a stick as an arm.))

...


Why didn't that hurt?

[Castaras]

So Magtok has a little grandson minion eh?

Hmm...

She smirks and heads to her kitchen, plotting.

[Saurous]

"So, the teenager is Magtok's grandson.

Heheheh...and he said that I was old."

[Zar Peter]

So, just got my first horoskope ready, it's for this Magtok guy:

"Be careful while handling familiar problems, time isn't on your side any more."

Interesting, didn't know he has a family!

[Castaras]

Time to give him a familiar problem...

She gives a vial of potion to one of the pies, and it trots over to a koala, which picks up the vial and jumps onto Magtok's head, pouring the potion down his throat. The koala then runs away.

[Saurous]

"Wait, wait, wait. That reminds me to ask something. If Magtok has a son, and a grandson, then....who had the child with Magtok?"

Saurous prepares to cover his ears, most likely not wanting to know the answer.

[Castaras]

His girlfriend, probably. Samus isn't it?

[Saurous]

"I guess that makes sense...even though, Samus doesn't seem like the kind of person to have a child like that.

The fact that Magtok has a girlfriend disturbs me."