[3.x/PF] GitP Regulars as Deities... again.

[Elricaltovilla]

I either get LE or CG it seems. Same thing, really.

You're a Tsundere, what did you expect?

[Zaydos]

You're a Tsundere, what did you expect?

Wait... should I have gone Chaotic Evil?

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I was tempted to include yandere in the portfolio with the common content of the gifs actually
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[Elricaltovilla]

Wait... should I have gone Chaotic Evil?

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I was tempted to include yandere in the portfolio with the common content of the gifs actually
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I haven't seen Snowbluff threaten to kill anyone who tries to play a bladecaster yet, but he's come close. Usually he just sticks to complaining about how its useless, then finding a way to talk about it at every opportunity in the PoW thread. Might be Yandere.

[Snowbluff]

Wait... should I have gone Chaotic Evil?

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I was tempted to include yandere in the portfolio with the common content of the gifs actually
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Hahahah!

I haven't seen Snowbluff threaten to kill anyone who tries to play a bladecaster yet, but he's come close. Usually he just sticks to complaining about how its useless, then finding a way to talk about it at every opportunity in the PoW thread. Might be Yandere.

Well, I haven't yet because no one has tried. It's kind of hard to pull off. Errant and I have talked about it, though. Errata or another class may be in the works.

[Red Fel]

Besides, a steadfast lawful melee monster and a liberal chaotic arcane caster can make a surprisingly effective duo. xD

One is a straight-shooting, no-nonsense knight of the realm. The other is an unbalanced pyromaniac with a rebellious streak and no respect for personal space. They fight crime.

Out of all the alignments, I do find that LE and LG get along better than any other alignment.

One is a dedicated public servant with ironclad morals and perfect teeth. The other is a cold, ruthless tyrant-in-training with a perfectly waxed goatee and a penchant for monologues. They fight crime.

The best duo I've ever been a part of was in a 4e campaign I played. I was a LG Half-Elf Paladin and my friend played a NE Bard. Together, there was no challenge that we could not overcome.

One is a partial caster with a horse, an alignment code, and a perfectly chiseled jawline. The other is a partial caster with a lute, a plan, and a way with the ladies. They fight crime...?

Ugh, not a big fan of evil either. They're typically all bullies, LE especially.

Ow.

LE does pull off the bully pretty well...

Ow.

When considering alignments I was having trouble coming up with any kind of evil that *isn't* a bully. It's their whole schtick.

Okay, seriously, you guys. I may be Evil, but that is just plain rude. I mean, I'm right here for crying out loud.

Love ya, Red.

See? That's all any villain truly wants. To be loved.

[tadkins]

Okay, seriously, you guys. I may be Evil, but that is just plain rude. I mean, I'm right here for crying out loud.

I'm sure if anyone can prove otherwise, it would be the master of evil Red Fel himself. :)

[NeoPhoenix0]

Sigh... I guess we should make that three weeks of supplementary lessons...

K, I have a doctors note.

NeoPhoenix suffers from a rare condition where prolonged exposure to Law has an adverse affect on his health. NeoPhoeix should free to leave at the end of regular lessons and not have to stay after for extra lessons.

Dr. Doctor

[Elricaltovilla]

To drag this off topic (again? Further? where are we at now?) when I'm not on GitP I absolutely love villains. They make the story happen, they get all the babes, they have the best costumes and all the memorable lines. You can have the best protagonist in the world, but without a worthy villain to drive them, it just falls flat.

As a result, I tend to write a lot of villain protagonist stuff, not sure how popular that would really be though. Also Red Fel (and everyone else), you should read the First Law Trilogy by Joe Abercrombie. I think you'd love it.

[NeoPhoenix0]

See? That's all any villain truly wants. To be loved.

of course, love is the most powerful force inside and outside the universe. The real evil is those LG paladins trying to hoard it all for the good and the lawful. Everyone would get along if they let the love run free.

[Snowbluff]

To drag this off topic (again? Further? where are we at now?) when I'm not on GitP I absolutely love villains. They make the story happen, they get all the babes, they have the best costumes and all the memorable lines. You can have the best protagonist in the world, but without a worthy villain to drive them, it just falls flat.

Yeah, suck on that Legacy of Korra Season 1!

As a result, I tend to write a lot of villain protagonist stuff, not sure how popular that would really be though. Also Red Fel (and everyone else), you should read the First Law Trilogy by Joe Abercrombie. I think you'd love it.

Ack, run a game, someone. I wanna play.

[Lord Raziere]

Evidently so I am. And possibly Lord Raziere.

Though I'm still waiting to hear back from at least one person for permission before I can get started with stating other people.

So unloved... very well, if they are so caught up in anime gifs, then I will speak their language to make sure my desires are communicated properly.

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Lady Raziere Commands You To Make Her A Deity!

[Elricaltovilla]

Joe Abercrombie just put out a new series, this one's about vikings, cripples and economics.

[LoyalPaladin]

One is a partial caster with a horse, an alignment code, and a perfectly chiseled jawline. The other is a partial caster with a lute, a plan, and a way with the ladies. They fight crime...?

If being a single lady is a crime, we both fought crime very well. This charisma isn't just for show. Well... actually, it is.

Ow.

I'm sorry Felly, I didn't mean it!

I'm sure if anyone can prove otherwise, it would be the master of evil Red Fel himself. :)

He could. Not all evil people are bullies. They just do the bully archetype best. LE is more like a lawyer.

K, I have a doctors note.

We only accept notes from certified, well protected, clerics of Torm.

Also Red Fel (and everyone else), you should read the First Law Trilogy by Joe Abercrombie. I think you'd love it.

I'll put them in my Kindle queue. Currently I am wrapping up the Paladin series (it had my name... i had to read it...) which is really good. I strive to be like the character Jerico.

of course, love is the most powerful force inside and outside the universe. The real evil is those LG paladins trying to hoard it all for the good and the lawful. Everyone would get along if they let the love run free.

But love is pure good. I have no qualms with everyone experiencing it.

Ack, run a game, someone. I wanna play.

I want to play our alignment based playgrounder game.

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Lady Raziere Commands You To Make Her A Deity!

I prestiged into Fist of Raziel.

[Snowbluff]

Ack, everyone is ignoring me and is talking about books. I haven't read a series since Foundation.

If being a single lady is a crime, we both fought crime very well. This charisma isn't just for show. Well... actually, it is.

What, did you put a ring on it?

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Lady Raziere Commands You To Make Her A Deity!

The thread has been subject to necromancy, and is therefore undead. It's not subject to [Mind-Affecting]. Did you really think you would get away with that on a 3.x thread?

[Elricaltovilla]

I'll put them in my Kindle queue. Currently I am wrapping up the Paladin series (it had my name... i had to read it...) which is really good. I strive to be like the character Jerico.

You should strive to be like Sparhawk.

[LoyalPaladin]

You should strive to be like Sparhawk.

More to add to the queue...

[Lord Raziere]

The thread has been subject to necromancy, and is therefore undead. It's not subject to [Mind-Affecting]. Did you really think you would get away with that on a 3.x thread?

Cease your jokes. there have been people who still haven't gotten writeups who have been waiting longer than most. shape up.

[Snowbluff]

Cease your jokes. there have been people who still haven't gotten writeups who have been waiting longer than most. shape up.

I can't do anything about it. I don't write these up.

However!

Loyal Paladin, we need to scoop up these requests. Care to help?!

[tadkins]

He could. Not all evil people are bullies. They just do the bully archetype best. LE is more like a lawyer.

A LE lawyer uses their knowledge of the law to screw over others for wealth and power. That's bullying in a sense. Like the robber who sued the old lady for having a faulty roof that he fell through while trying to rob her house. The lawyer who won that case for the robber would definitely be LE.

Evil is all about actively harming things, which is what a bully does. I don't see how it could be otherwise.

[LoyalPaladin]

Loyal Paladin, we need to scoop up these requests. Care to help?!

Sure...

[Snowbluff]

A LE lawyer uses their knowledge of the law to screw over others for wealth and power. That's bullying in a sense. Like the robber who sued the old lady for having a faulty roof that he fell through while trying to rob her house. The lawyer who won that case for the robber would definitely be LE.

Evil is all about actively harming things, which is what a bully does. I don't see how it could be otherwise.

That's not the only way to be LE. You can be LE for doing bad things to maintain order. It's so romantic! *swoon*

Sure...

[LoyalPaladin]

Somewhere on page seven is where I left off on logging deities that had been created. You might wanna update the op with that info, since I think it's currently under something else.

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Atemu1234
WeaselGuy
Red Fel
LoyalPaladin
PsyBomb
Yanisa
Elricaltovilla
ZamielVanWeber
Hamste
IZ42
illyahr
NeoPhoenix0
Xuldarinar
Blackhawk748
eggynack
Keledrath
Ashtagon
sideswipe
PraxisVetli
Bad Wolf
Eloel
Sayt
Illven
Jurai
Lord Raziere
Zaydos
Lord_Gareth
kellbyb
tadkins
Reprimand
Krik
Threadnaught
Phelix-Mu
Telonius
AnonymousPepper
DoctorFaust
Jormengand
TvTyrant
Metahuman1
Astral Avenger
Thealtruistorc

[Reprimand]

I give my permission!

[tadkins]

That's not the only way to be LE. You can be LE for doing bad things to maintain order. It's so romantic! *swoon*

Right, but those bad things will involve hurting people in some fashion. That's what Evil is.

[LoyalPaladin]

I give my permission!

I've already got you on my list!

Right, but those bad things will involve hurting people in some fashion. That's what Evil is.

This is why you should always respect the big LG! It's the only alignment you could bring your newborn child to and without saying a word, leave it knowing it would be safe and taken care of to the best of the LG's abilities.

[NeoPhoenix0]

We only accept notes from certified, well protected, clerics of Torm.

hmm, tough one, eh.

NeoPhoenix suffers from a rare condition where prolonged exposure to Law has an adverse affect on his health. NeoPhoeix should free to leave at the end of regular lessons and not have to stay after for extra lessons.

Cleric of Torm

I also have this one.

NeoPhoenix suffers from a rare condition where prolonged exposure to Law has an adverse affect on his health. NeoPhoeix should free to leave at the end of regular lessons and not have to stay after for extra lessons.

Cleric of Torm

[Snowbluff]

Right, but those bad things will involve hurting people in some fashion. That's what Evil is.

The ends will justify the means!

Spoiler: Mad Madoka SPoiler

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I give my permission!

I've already got you on my list!

Well, I guess there's two of him now.

Thank you, LoyalPaladin. :*

Now, all we need is someone to run a fast paced DSP game by PbP. I wanna play a new crazy character.

[LoyalPaladin]

hmm, tough one, eh.

Good job, now I need it in triplicate, each with it's own coversheet. Once you've completed that, I'll file it with the correct departments and we'll see if it gets approved. Until then, time served as sentenced.

Thank you, LoyalPaladin. :*

Now, all we need is someone to run a fast paced DSP game by PbP. I wanna play a new crazy character.

It needed to be done!

I've never done PbP, but I'd totally be in.

[Elricaltovilla]

Good job, now I need it in triplicate, each with it's own coversheet. Once you've completed that, I'll file it with the correct departments and we'll see if it gets approved. Until then, time served as sentenced.


It needed to be done!

I've never done PbP, but I'd totally be in.

You're tapdancing on a very thin line there Pally. That almost sounds like bureaucracy, the most evil of evils.

I'm always up for PbP, not sure what I'll play though.

[NeoPhoenix0]

You're tapdancing on a very thin line there Pally. That almost sounds like bureaucracy, the most evil of evils.

I'm always up for PbP, not sure what I'll play though.

hey, careful there, to destroy a bureaucracy you need to take everything down at once. The more you take it apart before destroying the whole thing the harder a job i have. They are surprisingly redundant and build up more redundancy when you start picking it apart. I need to know where to use all these antimatter bombs before there are too many targets.