Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition III: Now with 50% more DigoDragon

[Sith_Happens]

Autumn: “Don't hurry on my account! I'm happy to have the date happen behind the scenes. I suspect it turns out forum inappropriate.”
Neon: “… …”
Autumn: “Crib notes: They bang.”

...Isn't this the game where everyone's 12 (and that doesn't make them old people)?

Rodeo: “Sure. If yer friend starts bein' as beautiful and clever as Lariette, ah'll do my darndest to fall in love with him, too.”
Reuben: (Elsewhere) “Achoo!! Huh, dunno where that came from.”

DIGO HAREM COMEDY GO!?

[Necroticplague]

Gene: You know, once to get over the poisonous air and murderous natives, Hell isn't really that bad a place to be.

[DigoDragon]

I can't remember if those ponies were of age, whatever that means?

...Isn't this the game where everyone's 12 (and that doesn't make them old people)?

Different game. We're all adult ponies here.

DIGO HAREM COMEDY GO!?

At some point the universe is going to roll that nat 20... ;)

Gene: You know, once to get over the poisonous air and murderous natives, Hell isn't really that bad a place to be.

Uh... good to know?

But if you're murdered by natives in Hell and you were bad, what happens?

[Cristo Meyers]

Uh... good to know?

But if you're murdered by natives in Hell and you were bad, what happens?

They thank you for saving them the cab fare.

[DigoDragon]

They thank you for saving them the cab fare.

...I don't know what I was expecting.

[Necroticplague]

Uh... good to know?

But if you're murdered by natives in Hell and you were bad, what happens?

Wrong Hell. This isn't the one that's a punishment for evil people, this is the one where it's a prison for/is the primordials. So, I guess the most honest answer is 'same as anywhere else'.

[Rater202]

...Isn't this the game where everyone's 12 (and that doesn't make them old people)?

Heaven's no.

That's SoLiM: Players are me, Digo, Emperor Ing, Cavelierdraghi, and Humble Master, Playing Diamond Gear, Sabina Blades, Adepha, Spark Flame Heart, and Subtle Hoof, respectively.

They're all about 12 right now, though they started at 10.

[cavalieredraghi]

Heaven's no.

That's SoLiM: Players are me, Digo, Emperor Ing, Cavelierdraghi, and Humble Master, Playing Diamond Gear, Sabina Blades, Adepha, Spark Flame Heart, and Subtle Hoof, respectively.

They're all about 12 right now, though they started at 10.

well Spark is i think 13 I said he was 11 when we started. But still able to be in the same school year as the rest of the group.

[Perturbulent]

Molmoji: Technically speaking, I'm gravid, not pregnant.

[Sith_Happens]

At some point the universe is going to roll that nat 20... ;)

Or you can take it upon yourself to start taking some social abilities.

[janusmaxwell]

Eclipse Phase

Player 1: "That's it! We are sticking you in a room with many horny women and letting nature take it's course!"
Player 2: "...So ALL of the blood then?"

[Rater202]

Gear:Spark, could you do me a favor?
Spark:would you like Cuddles tonight buddy? I am happy to be here for you while Monkey is back home.
Gear:No. That would be weird.

[Bard1cKnowledge]

Utdyr: Thanks for slapping me with those tentacles, now I can keep raging :D

[Inevitability]

Me: I feel like dropping you into what's basically a giant infinite interactive sandbox may have been a bad idea.
Rogue: Sorry, what were you saying? I'm busy turning stones into swords.

[DigoDragon]

Or you can take it upon yourself to start taking some social abilities.

Doc is investing in social skills. Gonna start building a network of ponies around him so he can get some goals done like possibly liberating a town. :3

[Feddlefew]

Barbarian: "At least this thing can't become a god by getting a bunch of worshipers."
Warlock: ".... THAT'S EXACTLY HOW IT WORKS IN D&D."

[goto124]

*worships whatever the thing is*

Oh, Doc is? Gasp!

[Necroticplague]

[Common] Asheley Brewer (Viro):Guys, I've got a lot of good-news-bad-news pairs. Good news; we managed to kill the changeling, and dispose of his body so hard that he wont be coming back. Bad news: The shadowling has Ascended while we were busy with that. Good news: our geneticist has isolated a TK-hulk-xray vision mixture. Bad news: he's the traitor, and is heading straight for the singularity engine. Good news: Atmosphere is back up and working! Bad news: which means that the fires currently going on won't suffocate themselves. All in all, we're screwed, anybody still alive should weld themselves into an escape pod and start praying.

[DigoDragon]

Doc: "We're out of money and nearly out of food. We need to find work."
Switchblade: "Didn't that griffon I kill have some caps on him?"
Doc: "You mean the one you just exploded?"
Switchblade: "Yeah. ...oh."

Warlock: ".... THAT'S EXACTLY HOW IT WORKS IN D&D."

It really is. I heard a story from a friend where one of his D&D characters was a cleric that ended up worshiping a god that turned out to be a previous character of his from a campaign a year prior. XD

Oh, Doc is? Gasp!

Eeyup! Should lead to some interesting new encounters.

[Bard1cKnowledge]

Warlock: ".... THAT'S EXACTLY HOW IT WORKS IN D&D."

And that is exactly how my warlock is going to be worshiped if she ever goes to japan

Arms of Hadar anyone?

[Yukitsu]

Me: "Topic thread: Rating 10 Host. How do. D:"
Clockwork: "Lol noob."
Me: D:
Poster: "Let's see your deck."
Me: *Picture of a comlink.*
Poster: "I think I see your problem. You're a moron."
Me: "But it's a magic comlink. :|"

Me: "They can't be BTL zombies, it's not Shedim and it can't be bugs, they don't look like cyber zombies. Are these all CFD cases?"
DM: "How do you always do that? You literally looked in a room."

[Sith_Happens]

Doc: "We're out of money and nearly out of food. We need to find work."
Switchblade: "Didn't that griffon I kill have some caps on him?"
Doc: "You mean the one you just exploded?"
Switchblade: "Yeah. ...oh."

This is Fallout we're talking about, when has reducing people to chunky salsa and giblets ever interfered with looting them?

[Calen]

"Can a Dwarf suffer from dwarfism?"
"Yeah that's where Gnomes come from."

"Inside everyone is a skeleton just waiting to get out."

[Ionbound]

"She won't dare electrocute the vests of kittens!"

[DigoDragon]

This is Fallout we're talking about, when has reducing people to chunky salsa and giblets ever interfered with looting them?

The 5/8th rule works on dollar bills but not on caps.

[Sith_Happens]

The 5/8th rule works on dollar bills but not on caps.

No, I mean you should be able to loot people's armor off of their eyeball and have it be perfectly useable.

[DigoDragon]

No, I mean you should be able to loot people's armor off of their eyeball and have it be perfectly useable.

Ohhhh, I see what you're saying. XD
Yeah, looting the gib pieces. Hilarious when that happens.

[goto124]

I'm not sure why metal bottle caps won't survive the explosion, though.

I can imagine a bottle cap atop an eyeball, and another bunch of bottle caps with some brain bits in them.

[DigoDragon]

I'm not sure why metal bottle caps won't survive the explosion, though.

Well, they'd probably be mangled a bit, but not as mangled as the joke so...

[Telonius]

"Okay, so the plan is, you're going to knock her up?"
"I think that came out wrong."
"Ahem, the plan is you're going to throw her up?"
"I'm not sure that's any better."