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    Default Random Superpowers: The Game!

    This game is pretty much like Kiss or Kill, except with a twist: You have to use the superpower you gain from the Superpower wiki's Random Page Link!.

    Link to gain a random superpower.

    So with my Ignition Slash ability, I cut the blank white space and set it on fire. At the same time.

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    I activate my super power and...

    Oops. Omnilock. See ya.

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    Since the other guy left, I go up to Drakeburn and use my control of arachnids to attack him with twelve scorpions. They fill him with venom until he stops twitching.
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    Xihirli: Being a better target since 2015.
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    Xihirli, bastion of murder and betrayal.
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    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
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    Nobody else is gonna be right behind me, right now. Only Xihirli.
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    If Xi and I agree some more, I will start to doubt my own alignment!
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    I gain the somewhat befitting Love Embodiment. I have a limitless source of Love from my Orb of Light, so I am now an all powerful God. I shine the Light of Love everywhere I go.
    Dubbed Most Honourable Aggregate of All Things Targ in the Title Thread. Also dubbed the Mage of Light, which is really cool.

    Earned a special cookie for reaching 50 in the Count to 50 thread. Got a waffle too!

    The human avatar is thanks to the talented The Mad Hatter; the ponytar, the incredible Dirtytabs.

    I'm a White Mage in real life too! Here are my spells. BE WARNED: SOME OF THEM ARE REAL AND WILL AFFECT YOU IF READ. http://merlinsalchemyoflight.blogspot.co.uk/

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    Default Re: Random Superpowers: The Game!

    With my newly obtained Dream - World Lordship, your worst nightmares are now mine to command! :evil laugh:

    *forces you to dream about the third generation of My Little Pony*
    Last edited by Drakeburn; 2015-04-21 at 10:02 PM.

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    I manipulate the Akashic Plane to transfer all of your knowledge to myself (I'd link, but I'm on a phone).
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

    Where did you start yours?
    I started with a false start on a planet seconds before it collided with another planet. When it started for real, it was on a prison transport ship that got shipwrecked.

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    I want these guys in a campaign.

    'Hey, pretty necromancer, wanna post for a photograph?'

    'Could you hurry up? I wanna see her insides!'

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    With my newly acquired Kinetic Energy Absorption, I stop that freight train from hitting Trevortni. I then deck him anyways.
    A fundamental truth about existence: All is to be laughed at.

    Lawful Evil with Chaotic Good tendencies. Have fun figuring that out.

    How to deal with Slowbro in Gen 1:
    1. Mewtwo
    2. there is no #2.

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    Well, that makes you Dr. Robotnik. So...yeah?

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    *I use my new Aversion Field to escape from the nightmares and such*

    http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aversion_Field
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    Xihirli: Being a better target since 2015.
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    Xihirli, bastion of murder and betrayal.
    Quote Originally Posted by BasketOfPuppies View Post
    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
    Quote Originally Posted by AvatarVecna View Post
    Nobody else is gonna be right behind me, right now. Only Xihirli.
    Quote Originally Posted by Rogan View Post
    If Xi and I agree some more, I will start to doubt my own alignment!
    Quote Originally Posted by flat_footed View Post
    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    Default Re: Random Superpowers: The Game!

    I use my Health Optimization to become the world's greatest doctor, leaving this thread be.
    Have you had enough of unreasonably high LA's and unplayable monsters in 3.5? Then check out the LA-assignment thread! Don't hesitate to give feedback!

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    It's lucky he's a super-doctor, though, 'casue ol' Fullbladder just got Disease Acceleration and I have very poor self control.
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    Fullbladder's awesome.

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    Default Re: Random Superpowers: The Game!

    Dang it! I got Death Empowerment! I'm basically powerless, since nobody above me actually died. :small annoyed:

    So I'm just going to sit here, do nothing, and pose as a sitting duck.
    Last edited by Drakeburn; 2015-04-22 at 07:07 PM.

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    Oh no you aren't.

    You and this thread are gonna

    *strikes a pose*

    DANCE.

    But don't worry! Eventually people will start dying from exhaustion, and then you'll be King of the dance floor!

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    Default Re: Random Superpowers: The Game!

    Causality Manipulation.

    MUAHAHAHAHA! WHAT POWER!

    ...
    ...
    ...

    Bored now. Perhaps a few hundred blue flamingos joining the dancers would help?

    *snaps fingers*

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    http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Taur_Form

    I turn into a centaur and kick a whole bunch of flamingos, causing a bird massacre.
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    Xihirli: Being a better target since 2015.
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    Xihirli, bastion of murder and betrayal.
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    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
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    Nobody else is gonna be right behind me, right now. Only Xihirli.
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    If Xi and I agree some more, I will start to doubt my own alignment!
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    Default Re: Random Superpowers: The Game!

    Ooh. Serenity Constructs.

    http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Serenity_Constructs

    Since my light is balanced at all times, I always experience a constant flow of peace and serenity. Nothing can faze me. Nothing at all.

    I create an orb of Serene Light and create a variety of beautiful forms from it.
    Dubbed Most Honourable Aggregate of All Things Targ in the Title Thread. Also dubbed the Mage of Light, which is really cool.

    Earned a special cookie for reaching 50 in the Count to 50 thread. Got a waffle too!

    The human avatar is thanks to the talented The Mad Hatter; the ponytar, the incredible Dirtytabs.

    I'm a White Mage in real life too! Here are my spells. BE WARNED: SOME OF THEM ARE REAL AND WILL AFFECT YOU IF READ. http://merlinsalchemyoflight.blogspot.co.uk/

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    I use my ability of Comic Narration to put an end to this ridiculous dancing scene!

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    With the power of Card Combat, I can make everyone hit the deck! Looks like ending the dance was just in the cards for y'all! I just aced you all!

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    I get...

    http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mortality

    SERIOUSLY? This is SERIOUSLY a friggin' superpower?

    I Ascend through the Planes of Light to get my godhood back.
    Dubbed Most Honourable Aggregate of All Things Targ in the Title Thread. Also dubbed the Mage of Light, which is really cool.

    Earned a special cookie for reaching 50 in the Count to 50 thread. Got a waffle too!

    The human avatar is thanks to the talented The Mad Hatter; the ponytar, the incredible Dirtytabs.

    I'm a White Mage in real life too! Here are my spells. BE WARNED: SOME OF THEM ARE REAL AND WILL AFFECT YOU IF READ. http://merlinsalchemyoflight.blogspot.co.uk/

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    I gain the Radiation Manipulation power, and decide to test it in some uninhabited, empty dimension. Say... the Planes of Light. A few moments later, said plane has become the center of an interdimensional radioactive storm, which... Oops, didn't see you there, Targ.
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    Oooh. What an amazing sight. Photography Vision is perfect to share this with others!

    *Stares at irradiated Planes of Light*

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    http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Truth_Denial

    None of you have computers.
    And I value all of your opinions.
    You raised me well, dad.
    I have no reason to cry...
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    Supagoof took the most blows and incidentally took exactly the same damage Xihirli inflicted.
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    Xihirli: Being a better target since 2015.
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    Xihirli, bastion of murder and betrayal.
    Quote Originally Posted by BasketOfPuppies View Post
    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
    Quote Originally Posted by AvatarVecna View Post
    Nobody else is gonna be right behind me, right now. Only Xihirli.
    Quote Originally Posted by Rogan View Post
    If Xi and I agree some more, I will start to doubt my own alignment!
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/D...i_Manipulation

    Oh great, another power that is out of character/no use to me. Fortunately light is a form of radiation so that didn't hurt the planes of Light, but *this*... I'm going to have to have counselling over this one.
    Dubbed Most Honourable Aggregate of All Things Targ in the Title Thread. Also dubbed the Mage of Light, which is really cool.

    Earned a special cookie for reaching 50 in the Count to 50 thread. Got a waffle too!

    The human avatar is thanks to the talented The Mad Hatter; the ponytar, the incredible Dirtytabs.

    I'm a White Mage in real life too! Here are my spells. BE WARNED: SOME OF THEM ARE REAL AND WILL AFFECT YOU IF READ. http://merlinsalchemyoflight.blogspot.co.uk/

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    Through Oxygen manipulation, I command all of the oxygen in other people's lungs to start a hurricane.
    Inside of the other posters.
    http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Oxygen_Manipulation
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    Supagoof took the most blows and incidentally took exactly the same damage Xihirli inflicted.
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    Xihirli: Being a better target since 2015.
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    Xihirli, bastion of murder and betrayal.
    Quote Originally Posted by BasketOfPuppies View Post
    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
    Quote Originally Posted by AvatarVecna View Post
    Nobody else is gonna be right behind me, right now. Only Xihirli.
    Quote Originally Posted by Rogan View Post
    If Xi and I agree some more, I will start to doubt my own alignment!
    Quote Originally Posted by flat_footed View Post
    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    Gains Poison-Fire Manipulation.

    Hurriedly uses it to kill TPBM, to prevent this hurricane from getting any worse.

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    Hah! You wrote TPBM, which means that only if I post right beneath you will I die!

    ...Wait.

    XIHIRLI has died and lost the game.

    Except not really.

    http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/A...e_Augmentation

    I craft my body to have fire and poison resistance, at the price of losing the Oxygen power and probably only killing a few people.
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    Xihirli: Being a better target since 2015.
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    Xihirli, bastion of murder and betrayal.
    Quote Originally Posted by BasketOfPuppies View Post
    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
    Quote Originally Posted by AvatarVecna View Post
    Nobody else is gonna be right behind me, right now. Only Xihirli.
    Quote Originally Posted by Rogan View Post
    If Xi and I agree some more, I will start to doubt my own alignment!
    Quote Originally Posted by flat_footed View Post
    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    Ooh!

    http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/4th_Wall_Awareness

    I escape to the real world. Aha!
    Dubbed Most Honourable Aggregate of All Things Targ in the Title Thread. Also dubbed the Mage of Light, which is really cool.

    Earned a special cookie for reaching 50 in the Count to 50 thread. Got a waffle too!

    The human avatar is thanks to the talented The Mad Hatter; the ponytar, the incredible Dirtytabs.

    I'm a White Mage in real life too! Here are my spells. BE WARNED: SOME OF THEM ARE REAL AND WILL AFFECT YOU IF READ. http://merlinsalchemyoflight.blogspot.co.uk/

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    With the powers of Animal Magic, I take control of you. You are now forced to do my bidding! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

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    http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bat_Physiology
    I change into a bat.

    Now I'm being commanded by animal man.

    What is thy bidding, my master?
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    Supagoof took the most blows and incidentally took exactly the same damage Xihirli inflicted.
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    Xihirli: Being a better target since 2015.
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    Xihirli, bastion of murder and betrayal.
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    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
    Quote Originally Posted by AvatarVecna View Post
    Nobody else is gonna be right behind me, right now. Only Xihirli.
    Quote Originally Posted by Rogan View Post
    If Xi and I agree some more, I will start to doubt my own alignment!
    Quote Originally Posted by flat_footed View Post
    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    I can feel my old power leaving me, and now I feel as though I have a new power.

    I now possess the power of.... Disgust Inducement?

    I use my new power to make TPBM disgusted with the person under him.

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    With the power of Rarity Detection, I outfit myself in full enchanted diamond gear and still have enough left to build a fortress out of solid diamond. WHAT NOW

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