[3.5/PF] GitP Regulars as Soulmelds/Veils!

[Snowbluff]

Ah, yes. Unfortunately this way I always get the paperwork. Before it was "I'm sorry LP, somehow this caught on fire and we've lost our only copy." Now it's "I got mad and lit one on fire, but here are the other two copies you forced me to hand right." No one wants to burn their own work.

Side note: If there was a GitP office and we all worked in cubicles, I feel like I would be the manager and Snowbluff would be the trouble making assistant that I never truly catch in the act of defiling IZ42. Elric would be the regional manager who checked in now and again to make sure we weren't dead. But not one of us would be safe because Red Fel would be HR.

Also, I am really tired.

Then I'd get sick of it, and try to steal tiny amounts of money from the transactions the company makes and retire on that. Unfortunately, IZ42 will misplace a 0 because it's hard to code while under a chainsaw, and I'll have to burn the office down to cover up the whole operation.

Huh. Fair enough. You can work in my office. IZ42's up for promotion anyways and he's still a viable target for Snowbluff in a position of power.

Um... if you put someone so... mortal in charge, wouldn't everything fall apart if anything went wrong?

[LoyalPaladin]

Then I'd get sick of it, and try to steal tiny amounts of money from the transactions the company makes and retire on that. Unfortunately, IZ42 will misplace a 0 because it's hard to code while under a chainsaw, and I'll have to burn the office down to cover up the whole operation.

Nah, you aren't malevolent enough or motivated enough to try and siphon money off the top. You'd just start stealing office supplies. Then you'd blame IZ42. Also, corporate policy states: "No chainsaws within 50' of the work place."

Um... if you put someone so... mortal in charge, wouldn't everything fall apart if anything went wrong?

You worry too much. He'll do fine. Red Fel is a cleric, so even if you do kill him HR will rez him.

Edit:
Shouldn't you be yelling at Vincent for defiling you with his eyes? Or something along those lines at least.

[Elricaltovilla]

I think LP might want to go cash in some of his vacation time. That's treading dangerously close to lack of concern for the welfare of his friends, which I'm pretty sure is a fallable offense.

[LoyalPaladin]

I think LP might want to go cash in some of his vacation time. That's treading dangerously close to lack of concern for the welfare of his friends, which I'm pretty sure is a fallable offense.

Snowbluff said I'm not allowed to take vacations. Something about justice being ever vigilant. I've been clocked in for three years.

[Elricaltovilla]

Snowbluff said I'm not allowed to take vacations. Something about justice being ever vigilant. I've been clocked in for three years.

Vigilance just means that you can attack without tapping. It doesn't mean you can't take a vacation.

[Milo v3]

I've been clocked in for three years.

Wait a minute.... *notices join date*

Join Date: May 2014

Why would someone clock in before they started working in the office....

Also, I'm pretty sure I'd get fired in this office....

[LoyalPaladin]

Vigilance just means that you can attack without tapping. It doesn't mean you can't take a vacation.

Snowbluff has life-link and IZ42 has indestructible.

Wait a minute.... *notices join date*

Why would someone clock in before they started working in the office....

Now you understand my pain. Do you know how long I went unpaid?!

Edit:
Wait a second. I still don't get paid!

[Elricaltovilla]

Snowbluff has life-link and IZ42 has indestructible.

GitP Regulars as magic cards?

EDIT: You should take up your pay discrepancy with HR.

[LoyalPaladin]

GitP Regulars as magic cards?

That would be hilarious.

[Elricaltovilla]

We should remember it for the thread after maneuvers. Although it might not be appropriate for the 3.5 subforum...

[LoyalPaladin]

We should remember it for the thread after maneuvers. Although it might not be appropriate for the 3.5 subforum...

Hmmm... If it needs a 3.PF flair it would be appropriate! Haha.

[Red Fel]

And HR checking in... Are we all remembering to take some "me" time today? You know how important it is that all employees take some "me" time to reflect on what's really important.

You know. On me. Now bask, cubicle drones! Bask in my glory!

GitP Regulars as magic cards?

That would be hilarious.

I'd tap that?

[LoyalPaladin]

And HR checking in... Are we all remembering to take some "me" time today? You know how important it is that all employees take some "me" time to reflect on what's really important.

You know. On me. Now bask, cubicle drones! Bask in my glory!

Yep, definitely a good position for Red Fel.

I'd tap that?

Hahahaha. One day we will have to do this.

[Red Fel]

Yep, definitely a good position for Red Fel.

I had a great teacher.

[Snowbluff]

Nah, you aren't malevolent enough or motivated enough to try and siphon money off the top. You'd just start stealing office supplies. Then you'd blame IZ42. Also, corporate policy states: "No chainsaws within 50' of the work place."

See, this is the kind of disrespect that led to me imitating Office Space.

And if it's gotten to this point, why would I care about the chainsaw rule?

Edit:
Shouldn't you be yelling at Vincent for defiling you with his eyes? Or something along those lines at least.

Right she does terrible things to that hand.

Vigilance just means that you can attack without tapping. It doesn't mean you can't take a vacation.

Well, not just that, but paladins can cast Lesser Restoration, which cures the only symptom of sleep deprivation... fatigue.

Magic cards will happen, though.

[LoyalPaladin]

I had a great teacher.

That is amusing. Don't mind me while I forward this to my buddies that I haven't seen in three years.

And if it's gotten to this point, why would I care about the chainsaw rule?

Mmm... good point.

Right she does terrible things to that hand.

Nah, she luffffs it.

Well, not just that, but paladins can cast Lesser Restoration, which cures the only symptom of sleep deprivation... fatigue.

Okay, just because I can go without sleeping ever again, doesn't mean I should!

Magic cards will happen, though.

Woohoo!

[illyahr]

Ah, yes. Unfortunately this way I always get the paperwork. Before it was "I'm sorry LP, somehow this caught on fire and we've lost our only copy." Now it's "I got mad and lit one on fire, but here are the other two copies you forced me to hand right." No one wants to burn their own work.

Side note: If there was a GitP office and we all worked in cubicles, I feel like I would be the manager and Snowbluff would be the trouble making assistant that I never truly catch in the act of defiling IZ42. Elric would be the regional manager who checked in now and again to make sure we weren't dead. But not one of us would be safe because Red Fel would be HR.

Also, I am really tired.

I call Marketing and Public Relations!

"Don't worry, we're all too busy preventing other peoples' shenanigans to start our own!"

[NeoPhoenix0]

LP would this office be reckless enough to hire me?

[LoyalPaladin]

I call Marketing and Public Relations!

"Don't worry, we're all too busy preventing other peoples' shenanigans to start our own!"

Boom. Hired.

LP would this office be reckless enough to hire me?

Reckless enough to hire you, but smart enough to put you in charge of payroll. You see, we use code names for everyone in payroll. So to get paid, you have to do it all.

[NeoPhoenix0]

Reckless enough to hire you, but smart enough to put you in charge of payroll. You see, we use code names for everyone in payroll. So to get paid, you have to do it all.

Interesting, it would take me a couple months to figure out how to get around this code name thing, and no wonder you don't get paid LP.

[LoyalPaladin]

Interesting, it would take me a couple months to figure out how to get around this code name thing, and no wonder you don't get paid LP.

Note to self, shuffle names at random and postpone your pay until everyone else's paycheck has gone out.

[NeoPhoenix0]

Note to self, shuffle names at random and postpone your pay until everyone else's paycheck has gone out.

That's it. I'm getting an RNG and giving everyone someone else's random check. I'll be fun. One day you might get the check for the janitor, two weeks latter you get the CEOs check. And everyone starts to lose motivation to work hard because they aren't paid based on work done, even though all the checks are for $0.

[LoyalPaladin]

That's it. I'm getting an RNG and giving everyone someone else's random check. I'll be fun. One day you might get the check for the janitor, two weeks latter you get the CEOs check. And everyone starts to lose motivation to work hard because they aren't paid based on work done, even though all the checks are for $0.

New plan, NeoPhoenix. I'm loaning you to IZ42. You'll be his new gofur. PsyBomb is now in charge of accounting and Stack gets payroll.

[NeoPhoenix0]

New plan, NeoPhoenix. I'm loaning you to IZ42. You'll be his new gofur. PsyBomb is now in charge of accounting and Stack gets payroll.

Whaaat, no chainsaw!? hmmm, thankfully you can't stop me from bring things that can be used as weapons without stopping me from bringing lunch. And stopping me from bringing lunch would be evil.

[LoyalPaladin]

Whaaat, no chainsaw!? hmmm, thankfully you can't stop me from bring things that can be used as weapons without stopping me from bringing lunch. And stopping me from bringing lunch would be evil.

You're right. I won't stop you from bringing a lunch. But IZ42 is your new boss.

[LoyalPaladin]

Here is the wrap up. Next thread.

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[stack]

New plan, NeoPhoenix. I'm loaning you to IZ42. You'll be his new gofur. PsyBomb is now in charge of accounting and Stack gets payroll.

Payroll? Sounds boring and predictable. I'll take it!

[LoyalPaladin]

Payroll? Sounds boring and predictable. I'll take it!

Hooray!

Also:
IZ42 & Zaydos are big contributors to these threads! Won't anyone answer their plea for a veil!?

[Elricaltovilla]

IZ42

42 Fizz
Descriptors: none
Class: Guru
Slot: Shoulders, Neck
Saving Throw: Fort
When you shape this veil a cloud of bubbles surrounds you, protecting you from those who would do you harm
When you shape this veil, the bubbles that surround you act as a Mirror Image spell, save that it only provides one mirror image. Each time you reassign your essence, the mirror image spell refreshes
Essence: You gain one additional mirror image per point of essence invested in this veil.
Chakra Bind (Shoulders):[G9] When this veil is bound to your shoulders slot, the bubbles are able to lift you up and carry your form. You gain the benefits of the wind walk spell, with a caster level equal to your class level.
Chakra Bind (Neck):[G14] Binding this veil to your Neck causes the bubbles to explode with tremendous force when popped. Each time a creature makes a melee attack against you and misses due to the effects of shaping this veil, they take 2d6 points of force damage for each point of essence invested in this veil.

Spoiler: Reasoning

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Name: Puns, and thirsty
Effects: I thought it might help keep you from getting attacked and dismembered by Snowbluff and Neophoenix.

[Sith_Happens]

Post copied from the As Maneuvers thread:

Permission granted because why not. Let's see if I actually have a "character" on this forum or if I'm as much of a Boringly Normal Guy What Happens to Post a Lot as I think I am.

...Okay, I have rather gotten into the spirit of a certain thread in the Media subforum (), but let's see if someone can't put together a version disregarding that anomaly (in addition to the version taking it into account, of course, not instead of).