[3.5+ToB/PF +DSP/PoW] GitP Regulars as Maneuvers!

[LoyalPaladin]

Also, you're level 4. You don't have that kind of modifier. I also happen to know the modifiers don't apply and that you don't put ranks into Sense Motive.

Anyway, you check is inconclusive.

Wait a second. Since when am I level 4?! You've only played with Vincent. He is hardly my main Paladin. He also enjoys the lute.

[Snowbluff]

Wait a second. Since when am I level 4?! You've only played with Vincent. He is hardly my main Paladin. He also enjoys the lute.

Since December of last year. You arrested a serial killer, which leveled you from three.

[LoyalPaladin]

Since December of last year. You arrested a serial killer, which leveled you from three.

You're crazy.

New plan. I'm going to bring IZ42 to you. Then Illyahr and I are going out for drinks. Try not to harm the child.

[Snowbluff]

You're crazy.

New plan. I'm going to bring IZ42 to you. Then Illyahr and I are going out for drinks. Try not to harm the child.

Oh, good. I love kids.

[IZ42]

You're crazy.

New plan. I'm going to bring IZ42 to you. Then Illyahr and I are going out for drinks. Try not to harm the child.

Oi oi oi! I may not drink but I'm no child! I'm a Full fledged soul devouring monstrosity!

[LoyalPaladin]

Oh, good. I love kids.

That's good, you're having one. It'll be interesting to see what templates it comes with. Here's hoping for the Axiomatic template.

Oi oi oi! I may not drink but I'm no child! I'm a Full fledged soul devouring monstrosity!

Oh, I was talking about Snowbluff's and my unborn child that may or may not be the death of the world. It'll either save the world or destroy it.

[IZ42]

Then why am I being brought to that psycho wonderful person?

[LoyalPaladin]

Then why am I being brought to that psycho wonderful person?

You know how sometimes you have to change the oil in your car?

[IZ42]

You know how sometimes you have to change the oil in your car?

I don't entirely like where I think this is going.

[LoyalPaladin]

I don't entirely like where I think this is going.

Don't worry, it's nothing like that. It's mostly like throwing meat in one direction so the the tiger doesn't chase you while you run the other way.

[IZ42]

Don't worry, it's nothing like that. It's mostly like throwing meat in one direction so the the tiger doesn't chase you while you run the other way.

Are you implying that I'm going to be a plaything for your child, or am just going to 'entertain' Snowbluff, or both at once?

[LoyalPaladin]

Are you implying that I'm going to be a plaything for your child, or am just going to 'entertain' Snowbluff, or both at once?

Actually, the opposite. You'll probably end up being a plaything for Snowbluff, but I'll pay you 10gp/hour to entertain my child. We here in the Paladin-Bluff family don't let good deeds go unpaid. Little Apollo Paladin-Bluff will be a perfect little angel. Vampire, Axiomatic, Celestial, Half-Tiefling, etc.

[Snowbluff]

Are you implying that I'm going to be a plaything for your child, or am just going to 'entertain' Snowbluff, or both at once?

To be fair, we'll need something of firmer stuff for this Atropal.

[Blackhawk748]

I am so not babysitting your spawn from hell delightful little child. Ill let Neo do it, i have... other things to do

>.>

<.<

[LoyalPaladin]

I am so not babysitting your spawn from hell delightful little child. Ill let Neo do it, i have... other things to do

You know it's bad luck to lie to a paladin. Also, you of all people should want to babysit my perfect LG little baby!

[Red Fel]

I walk out of this thread for a day or so, and I walk back in to find an even more twisted version of Next to Normal.

... Seriously, people.

[Blackhawk748]

You know it's bad luck to lie to a paladin. Also, you of all people should want to babysit my perfect LG little baby!

Im not, i totally have... other things to do....

I walk out of this thread for a day or so, and I walk back in to find an even more twisted version of Next to Normal.

... Seriously, people.

Why do you seem surprised?

[LoyalPaladin]

I walk out of this thread for a day or so, and I walk back in to find an even more twisted version of Next to Normal.

Didn't this all start because of you nitpicking Snowbluff's "phrasing"?

Im not, i totally have... other things to do....

*Lawful stare intensifies*

[IZ42]

Just because I have a d8 hit die doesn't mean I'm not tough!


And LP, as a monk, I can vouch for Blackhawk. He definitely has other things to attend to. You'd trust a monk, right? And don't try your lawful stare, I'm immune to it.

[Blackhawk748]

Just because I have a d8 hit die doesn't mean I'm not tough!


And LP, as a monk, I can vouch for Blackhawk. He definitely has other things to attend to. You'd trust a monk, right? And don't try your lawful stare, I'm immune to it.

Thank you, i have wars to run and things to raid....... I just said that out loud didnt I?

[NeoPhoenix0]

I am so not babysitting your spawn from hell delightful little child. Ill let Neo do it, i have... other things to do

>.>

<.<

Hey, I'm running an up and coming corporation. The investors loved the fact that I am the only one paid. Everyone else is an unpaid intern that doesn't last very long. Also my bonuses are paid in stock. Also many of our projects are outsourced to other people without them knowing so we don't pay them. The busy part comes with making ties to this other organization. We are very excited about it. They even have a similar symbol.


Edit: fortunately the investors failed to realize that the bonuses would allow me to maintain full control of the business.

[Red Fel]

Didn't this all start because of you nitpicking Snowbluff's "phrasing"?

Why do you seem surprised?

Because when this whole thing started, I was this guy...



And you all were this lady...



And now it seems you all are this guy...



And I'm this schmoe over here...



Do you see? Do you see what you've reduced me to? I have to be the straight man of this comedy team now!

[NeoPhoenix0]

Do you see? Do you see what you've reduced me to? I have to be the straight man of this comedy team now!

You don't seem very straight, you seem very humanoid shaped.

[Extra Anchovies]

You don't seem very straight, you seem very humanoid shaped.

Indeed. People are lumpy and generally funny looking. Limbs in particular.

[Red Fel]

Indeed. People are lumpy and generally funny looking. Limbs in particular.

This is what I have to deal with, people! I used to be the one who said things like this. Now I have to be the one who looks at it and says, "What is this madness?"

[NeoPhoenix0]

This is what I have to deal with, people! I used to be the one who said things like this. Now I have to be the one who looks at it and says, "What is this madness?"

Don't you see Red Fel. You have always been the mad one. Now your craziness is starting to show. You're the crazy one not the world

[Snowbluff]

Do you see? Do you see what you've reduced me to? I have to be the straight man of this comedy team now!

If it makes you feel any better, I feel this is appropriate.

[Milo v3]

Don't you see Red Fel. You have always been the mad one. Now your craziness is starting to show. You're the crazy one not the world

Wait. But I'm thinking the same thing is Red Fel. That means I'm crazy as well.

[NeoPhoenix0]

Wait. But I'm thinking the same thing is Red Fel. That means I'm crazy as well.

I'm afraid so. Since insanity is classified under CE because they wanted to alignmentise a lack of sanity for some reason, we at NeoPhoenix Chaos Corp. put a lot of effort into research on the subject and will have our EXTREMELY charismatic spokesperson explain how you are crazy.

[Milo v3]

I'm afraid so. Since insanity is classified under CE because they wanted to alignmentise a lack of sanity for some reason, we at NeoPhoenix Chaos Corp. put a lot of effort into research on the subject and will have our EXTREMELY charismatic spokesperson explain how you are crazy.

... but I am CE....