[3.5/PF] GitP Regulars as Alternate Class Features/Racial Class Features/Alternate Cl

[Red Fel]

good, now maybe you can start rectifying zaydos list of the worst people. I goes like this.

1. me
2. LP
3. You

do you see a problem here.

Why should I see a problem? Paladins are horrible.

[IZ42]

Darth Fel is indeed an equal opportunity employer.But some alignments are more equal than others.

Obviously. Some alignments exist simply to feed their superiors.

[Blackhawk748]

Hey, folks. Guess who just got back to town and gives permission?

This guy.

*cracks open Bunker door* Oh good i can come out now, welcome back sir.

[NeoPhoenix0]

Why should I see a problem? Paladins are horrible.

well i know that, for some reason i cannot convince him that paladins are worse than me. Maybe you could at least convince him that you aren't just affably evil???

[LoyalPaladin]

Hey, folks. Guess who just got back to town and gives permission?

You're alive!

We were wondering where you got to. Paladin started freaking out.

W-what?! N-no I didnt... Baka...

Huh? I thought you were dead. I had already replaced you with Loyalpaladin.

No, he hasn't noticed his alignment change yet. Paladin class features aren't very good, and even with you around we barely qualify as evil.


Or maybe he did. It was a lot of work getting him to commit those evil acts without him knowing. I hope he didn't find any of the blood in his house. I mean, it was everywhere, but LP has NO ranks in spot or search, so I thought I'd just save myself the cleaning supplies. I'm very frugal.

This whole thing... I'll have you know, my Lay On Hands still functions properly.

Glad to see you back Red. It just isn't the same without you.

Yeah, it just wasn-

Why should I see a problem? Paladins are horrible.

Right, yeah. Not the same.

*cracks open Bunker door* Oh good i can come out now, welcome back sir.

I was shocked we didn't die Blackhawk.

[Blackhawk748]

I was shocked we didn't die Blackhawk.

Im surprised you didnt. I have an armageddon bunker, though that doesnt guarantee for "Acts of Red Fel"

[Snowbluff]

This whole thing... I'll have you know, my Lay On Hands still functions properly.

Oh? We'll have to try it out.

But seriously though, I replaced all of your friends with undead.

[NeoPhoenix0]

But seriously though, I replaced all of your friends with undead.

What's wrong with undead? They can be awesome people. Paladins of pelor should all be hung for genocide.

[Blackhawk748]

What's wrong with undead? They can be awesome people. Paladins of pelor should all be hung for genocide.

Most of the DnD verse should be hung for genocide, if we are being completely honest.

[Snowbluff]

What's wrong with undead? They can be awesome people. Paladins of pelor should all be hung for genocide.

What? No, it so he doesn't know that he channels negative energy with his abilities now.

[khadgar567]

What's wrong with undead? They can be awesome people. Paladins of pelor should all be hung for genocide.

well I prefer living to the death its more easy to make legions of sexy evil and has more choices to find good help
and I think loyalpaladin using the holly flirt acf and somehow instead of remove Disease he forgets detect evil but gains detect prey instead so he can find bar maids to seduce

[LoyalPaladin]

Im surprised you didnt. I have an armageddon bunker, though that doesnt guarantee for "Acts of Red Fel"

I was in Celestia!

Oh? We'll have to try it out.

But seriously though, I replaced all of your friends with undead.

Uh. Phrasing?

Tristana's undead? Cuz Vincent's been layin' his hands all up over her like erry night. Y'know wha I'm sayin? Haha.

What's wrong with undead? They can be awesome people. Paladins of pelor should all be hung for genocide.

I don't claim Pelor as my patron deity!

Most of the DnD verse should be hung for genocide, if we are being completely honest.

Truth...

What? No, it so he doesn't know that he channels negative energy with his abilities now.

Suddenly I feel really awkward about something I did last night with a possibly undead barmaid...

[NeoPhoenix0]

I don't claim Pelor as my patron deity!

never said you did, but those pelor paladins can be real jerks. Just killing random innocent people cause racism.

[IZ42]

W-what?! N-no I didnt... Baka...

Whatever you say,

never said you did, but those pelor paladins can be real jerks. Just killing random innocent people cause racism.

Yeah, seriously. Actually, in our current RL game, two members of our group are necropolitan, and our lawyer/accountant is also some form of undead. And we met a skeleton in a bathrobe on this one island. And there's a kingdom of dwarves who's elders often get made into undead, just to keep them around.

[NeoPhoenix0]

Whatever you say,

Yeah, seriously. Actually, in our current RL game, two members of our group are necropolitan, and our lawyer/accountant is also some form of undead. And we met a skeleton in a bathrobe on this one island. And there's a kingdom of dwarves who's elders often get made into undead, just to keep them around.

ahh, progressive people.

[IZ42]

Does anyone know if there's a site like Perram's Spellbook, but for Path of War Maneuvers?

[Blackhawk748]

I was in Celestia!

Did you not hear the part where he has a cabin in Celestia?

[NeoPhoenix0]

I was in Celestia!

You know lolth has a back door that goes to celestia right? It's right in the middle of her plane of the abyss. Seriously she has a bit of a hoarding problem. Little of that plane, little of this plane. Makes it very easy to traverse the great wheel from there.

[Ruethgar]

I Ruethgar give permission if anyone want to go for it.

[Snowbluff]

I was in Celestia!

I didn't know you were into alicorns. Personally, Princess Sunbutt isn't really my type.

Uh. Phrasing?

as always.

Tristana's undead? Cuz Vincent's been layin' his hands all up over her like erry night. Y'know wha I'm sayin? Haha.

hahaha... It's fun because it's too late. She's already dead on the inside.

Suddenly I feel really awkward about something I did last night with a possibly undead barmaid...

Unnecrophilia is okay... For my purposes.

[IZ42]

I have just now finished all of Log Horizon currently available to me. Now I want Season 3. GIVE MEH SEASON 3. Not sure who my favorite character is, but Shiroe is probably it. I love Akatsuki so much though.

[Zaydos]

yes and the good alignment is put there as an incentive. See it as a reason for you to redeem yourself and atone

I will note that I normally actually play Lawful or Neutral Good characters (Chaotic Good being 3rd most common).

good, now maybe you can start rectifying zaydos list of the worst people. It goes like this.

1. me
2. LP
3. Snowbluff
3. 4. You

do you see a problem here.

You had the order wrong. And it's not worst, it's biggest bad guys. Fel is a cuddly evil, and Lawful Evil naturally sticks together. Besides, between the four of you he's actually managed to do the least damage. Fel, you might need to work on that.

[Red Fel]

You had the order wrong. And it's not worst, it's biggest bad guys. Fel is a cuddly evil, and Lawful Evil naturally sticks together. Besides, between the four of you he's actually managed to do the least damage. Fel, you might need to work on that.

Why would I want to do that? If I'm the most inoffensive Evil, I'm the most desirable. And when the rest of the world is reduced to rubble by horrific monstrosities and those who believe themselves my rivals, and when heroes have become an extinct memory trying to stave them off, the bedraggled survivors will seek out someone who can save them from the darkness - someone who knows it intimately, has embraced it, and has mastered it.

The people will come to me to save them from the rest of you.

You say I'm not the biggest bad guy, because I've managed to do the least damage. I say that's precisely the reason that I am. I'm the last monster standing.

Oh, dear. I seem to have misplaced my purple font. How clumsy of me.

[Snowbluff]

I will note that I normally actually play Lawful or Neutral Good characters (Chaotic Good being 3rd most common).

I'm usually CG, NG, or LN.

You had the order wrong. And it's not worst, it's biggest bad guys. Fel is a cuddly evil, and Lawful Evil naturally sticks together. Besides, between the four of you he's actually managed to do the least damage. Fel, you might need to work on that.

Wait, why am I on the list?

You say I'm not the biggest bad guy, because I've managed to do the least damage. I say that's precisely the reason that I am. I'm the last monster standing.

You're a cuddly kitten.

[Zaydos]

I Ruethgar give permission if anyone want to go for it.

Well I can give a go at giving it a try. I hope you like it.

Steal Recuperation (Spellthief ACF)

Level: 11th.

Loses: Increase to steal energy resistance.

Gains: You can establish a life siphoning link with another creature. When you hit a creature with a successful sneak attack you may choose to forgo dealing 2d6 points of sneak attack damage and instead create this link. If this link is created then for 1 minute whenever that creature would regain hit points, recover nonlethal damage, heal ability damage or drain, or gain temporary hit points it does not and you do instead. If the target is willing, can create this link with a touch as a standard action.

This means that if a creature has fast healing you, in effect, gain it instead, and if a creature has regeneration while damage still dealt to it will convert to nonlethal it will not recover it each turn while this link is active, but you will still take lethal damage as normal.

Why would I want to do that? If I'm the most inoffensive Evil, I'm the most desirable. And when the rest of the world is reduced to rubble by horrific monstrosities and those who believe themselves my rivals, and when heroes have become an extinct memory trying to stave them off, the bedraggled survivors will seek out someone who can save them from the darkness - someone who knows it intimately, has embraced it, and has mastered it.

The people will come to me to save them from the rest of you.

You say I'm not the biggest bad guy, because I've managed to do the least damage. I say that's precisely the reason that I am. I'm the last monster standing.

Oh, dear. I seem to have misplaced my purple font. How clumsy of me.

Well yeah, I'm not measuring on future badness. Besides sure you'll rule with an iron fist but as long as you get what you want, you'll still be less destructive than forging documents, and not paying your tribute taxes.

Wait, why am I on the list?

But seriously though, I replaced all of your friends with undead.

Unnecrophilia is okay... For my purposes.

One creepy dolls. Two cruelty to undead. Three encouraging biophilia yuck that's almost as bad as forgery (though orders of magnitude less bad than tribute tax evasion).

[IZ42]

Hey, woah, the living have a right to be with the undead if they want to, you vivist swine!

[Blackhawk748]

Well yeah, I'm not measuring on future badness. Besides sure you'll rule with an iron fist but as long as you get what you want, you'll still be less destructive than forging documents, and not paying your tribute taxes.

Im sorry but its against my religion to pay taxes. And thankfully im not part of this corp

[Zaydos]

Hey, woah, the living have a right to be with the undead if they want to, you vivist swine!

But they have disgusting fluids and squishy parts. And create babies Now back to forcing living creatures to breed to create a horde of monstrosities. No, I don't see any hypocrisy here. These babies will not be half-lich and inevitably rise up to overthrow me.

Im sorry but its against my religion to pay taxes. And thankfully im not part of this corp

Does this include tribute to draconic overlords? If so, my religion demands that I dedicate you a sacrifice to Tiamat and then eat you.

[Blackhawk748]

Does this include tribute to draconic overlords? If so, my religion demands that I dedicate you a sacrifice to Tiamat and then eat you.

As a matter of fact it does, and my partner (who is a Vassal of Bahamut btw) would be very unhappy with you, as would my Couatl flyboy, oh and my secretary, Megan. (shes an Erinyes fyi).

I just realized my office is really weird

[Extra Anchovies]

As a matter of fact it does, and my partner (who is a Vassal of Bahamut btw) would be very unhappy with you, as would my Couatl flyboy, oh and my secretary, Megan. (shes an Erinyes fyi).

I just realized my office is really weird

All of you are running around with oppositely-aligned outsiders in your offices, and here I am with just a staff composed of Karrnathi Skeletons and Zombies. They all have class levels, though, so I guess it balances out