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2015-06-09, 05:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Centaurs don't make no sense
This thread got me thinking...
What exactly is in the human torso part of a centaur? Heart, lungs, digestive system? Or are those in the horse part? It seems to have two spines and rib cages -- does it have two of everything else inside? Also...two belly buttons?
Metabolically, how could that small mouth and nose provide enough food and oxygen to that massive body? How do those little human teeth withstand the massive amounts of grinding necessary to feed it?
So many questions!
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2015-06-09, 05:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Magic.
Alternatively they actually have a gaping maw in their human torso that they consume large quantities of meat with, which goes into the digestive system in their horse body. They just eat, like, porridge or something in front of outsiders so they don't squick them out.“Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, it's all the same. Proportions are negotiated, boundaries blurred. I'm not a pious hermit, I haven't done only good in my life. But if I'm to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all.”
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2015-06-09, 05:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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C. S. Lewis indicates in The Horse and his Boy that they have 2 stomachs, and must thus eat two of each meal. Take that for what you will, as it is essentially a fairytale reality, rather than whatever the fantasy equivalent of hard sci-fi is.
I don't thin the original greek myths that gave us centaurs concerned themselves overmuch with the biology of the thing.
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2015-06-09, 05:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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“Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, it's all the same. Proportions are negotiated, boundaries blurred. I'm not a pious hermit, I haven't done only good in my life. But if I'm to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all.”
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2015-06-09, 05:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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John Varley's Giaia trilogy has centaurs in a sci-fi setting. Not sure about the answers to all of these questions but the 'human' half was oversized, built on an heroic scale. I think they ate a lot as well and had excellent dentition. Varley went into extensive detail about their physiology and society, but roughly 80% of the detail concerned their vigorous sex-lives and exactly why human-centaur sex was a thing. Or maybe that's just the 80% that I remember.
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2015-06-09, 05:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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Is mouth size an issue? Flamingoes subsist off cyanobacteria and algae, and their beaks and filtering system isn't that large. If centaurs eat very large meals every day or so, or spend all their time foraging like many animals have to, they'll probably be OK (though they might have horse teeth).
For nostrils, they might need to breath through their mouths a lot, or just have very large nostrils. Though, if they have four lungs.... they probably have very strong breath (from drinking, too)."Dying", a WAG Game Jam game, and my first video game. A narrative platformer with a hidden mystery, where you progress through dying: http://mask.itch.io/dying
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2015-06-09, 06:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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A flamingo isn't a very good example -- they are thin, lightweight animals, maybe 5-7kg, and their bills are huge compared to their body.
Horse-sized centaurs would be in the neighborhood of 400+kg...with a mouth smaller than a flamingo's.
lol, I'll have to look for this one.Last edited by Maglubiyet; 2015-06-09 at 06:24 PM.
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2015-06-09, 06:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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Ratio of mouth size to mass shouldnt be an issue. Compare elephants or even whales. They may need particularly high energy foods though to maintain body mass - but that explains the wine and feasting.
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2015-06-09, 06:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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First off, the title makes no sense. Or doesn't make any sense.
Shrug. Search me.
Metabolically, how could that small mouth and nose provide enough food and oxygen to that massive body? How do those little human teeth withstand the massive amounts of grinding necessary to feed it?
So many questions!
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2015-06-09, 06:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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Last edited by Mr. Mask; 2015-06-09 at 06:53 PM.
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2015-06-09, 06:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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The same way dragons fly and giant bugs exist in such settings?
Or perhaps their physiology is radically different at a cellular level allowing them to derive far more nutrients and store much more water from the same intake than a human or horse; plus their lungs are extremely efficient.
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2015-06-09, 09:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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I refuse to go this route! Dragons get pages and pages of explanatory text trying to justify how something so obviously biologically impossible could exist. Centaurs, on the other hand, always seem to get a pass -- they're "normal enough" that they try to slip them past us.
Yeah, sure, a horse guy...no problem. No! I'm putting my foot down on this one. I've seen x-rays* and anatomy diagrams of illithids, griffins, and even beholders (BEHOLDERS!) It's time for the centaur-fancier crowd to put up or shut up.
That Gaia series that Mr. Beer mentioned is one of the few exceptions I've heard of where someone actually tries to explain centaur biology.
EDIT: * that would be really cool if someone has an x-ray of a centaur. It would expose them as the impossible beasts that they are. Those tricky Ancient Greeks can't pull one over on me!Last edited by Maglubiyet; 2015-06-09 at 09:41 PM.
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2015-06-09, 10:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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The University of Tennessee has this art/anatomy exhibit: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1i-9CawiKW...of%2BVolos.jpg
And the International Wildlife Museum in Tucson has this art/anatomy exhibit: http://i.usatoday.net/tech/_photos/2...L5-x-large.jpgLast edited by JAL_1138; 2015-06-09 at 10:19 PM.
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2015-06-09, 11:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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Actually a really cool series, it only occurs to me today how it might mesh nicely with the squickier regions of equine fandom lurking on the internet.
Dual genitalia? LOL, no, that would be craaazzyyy!
They have three sets, of course.
There's the giant horsecock, in the usual equine location, but it's actually human in shape and horsey in size.
There's the posterior vagina, also in the usual horse location, exact visual description not clarified.
Then the human genitals, they are in the normal human location, tucked away under tufts of brightly coloured bodyhair. These can be male or female, they are normal human size, or possibly slightly larger because the human body is oversize, as mentioned before. These also determine whether the centaur is 'male' or 'female'.
The centaurs have posterior sex (horsecock in posterior vagina) all the time, this is a casual and friendly act and doesn't matter whether the participants are male or female IIRC. They all have both required sets of equipment as it were.
They have sex with their human genitals only as an act of love, this is a big deal.
Anyway, it's all a lot more intuitive than this preposterous 'dual genitalia' concept you floated, I'm sure you'll agree.
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2015-06-10, 01:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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See, each centaur is actually linked with a separate creature, the taurcen. Taurcen are all hidden away in a magical world filled with wheat, and they have the legs of a human with the head of a horse (alas, they have neither arms nor torso). Persistent magical portals connect the centaur's halves to the corresponding bits of their respective taurcen's anatomy; thus, when the taurcen eats, the food ends up in the centaur's horse belly.
As a side note, this does mean that teleport interdiction magic can be deadly to centaurs (they've got some redundant systems that can keep them from immediately dropping dead, but they can't last much longer than a few hours). That said, it's probably a bad idea to exploit this, unless you think your favorite cloak would look better drenched in poison blood.
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2015-06-10, 01:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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Beer: I was prepared to say this, but now more than my expectations could possibly prepare me for:
Spoiler2spooky4me!
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2015-06-10, 02:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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I believe some greek myths had the centaurs as carnivorous, so a high protein diet should be sufficiently energy dense enough.
Aside from the 'nice' centaurs like Chiron (which has subsequently filtered through to make friendly centaur the rule rather than the exception), generally centaurs were regarded as wild and dangerous - they weren't adverse to eating humans or doing board inappropriate things to human females, especially when drunk.Last edited by Brother Oni; 2015-06-10 at 05:51 AM. Reason: Ferryman of the dead, centaur hero trainer, meh, same thing...
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2015-06-10, 03:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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I was going to write an explanation about how the horse-part doesn't really have any organs, but are just an extension of the spine and mostly muscles; how they're just a huge bodypart that exists to make room for an extra set of legs; two giant buttocks, so to say.
But then I read the tales about three genitalia and portals to reverse centaurs. That is so much better.
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2015-06-10, 03:26 AM (ISO 8601)
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I... can't top Varley, but I always sort of made them make sense by picturing a caterpillar with its front folded up. Presumably they're just a typical long creature, but with a random right angle while at rest. I'd put their lungs all the way down the "human" part and their stomach in the "horse" bit.
I just wonder about their hygiene. I remember an entire SNL skit about how they wipe themselves once (the answer is cloth on sticks), but how do they comb their tails out, or wash under their foreskin?
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2015-06-10, 03:54 AM (ISO 8601)
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2015-06-10, 07:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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I'd assume the horse part contains most organs (being bigger) while the human half contains mostly muscle.
I can't really get over the nostrils though (there was the time I considered giving centaurs blowholes on their back)
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2015-06-10, 07:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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Well, they could potentially breathe through their mouth simultaneously with their nostrils. Of course, not all nostrils are created equally.
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Y'all are weird.
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In "Fire Time" by Poul Anderson, the main alien species is a centauroid leonine race. While they eat with their mouths, their "manes" are a symbiotic species of plants which provide them with additional nourishment.
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