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Thread: I want my lollypop!
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2007-04-25, 11:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2006
I want my lollypop!
Am I the only one that cannot believe that the geniuses at WOC have decided to cancel Dragon my favorite magazine? I feel like a little kid that has had his lollypop stolen away by a faceless giant. Just like a child my reaction is to scream, cry and throw a fit. When my mommy hears me crying she rushes over to find out what is the matter.
“Why, why, why has the bully taken away my favorite candy?” I sob between tears.
“There, there,” she says in her best consoling voice. “Some people are just mean.”
“But I want my lollypop.” I sniffle.
“Your lollypop is gone now.” Mommy says. “The giant has taken it away, but don’t you worry I’ll buy you some nice gum. Gum is much better anyway. You can chew gum forever and it comes in yummy minty flavors.”
But I don’t want gum. I want my lollypop. I don’t care how much better you can try and scientifically prove that gum is better than a lollypop. I don’t want any freaking gum. The world is a big enough place for both all kinds of candy. I was very happy with my lollypop, thank you very much. And because it is my choice and not someone else’s on what I would like to eat, I’m staying with lollypops no matter how much gum you try and make me choke down.
I want my Dragon Magazine!
If you ask me this whole thing sucks……………Right, right, right, I heard you the first time.
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2007-04-25, 11:38 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Mar 2007
- Location
- Behind a screen computer or DM
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Re: I want my lollypop!
So what your saying I should start Dragon Mag. v. 2.0
Sound like a plan now I just need investors
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2007-04-26, 01:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2006
- Location
- Behind you...
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Re: I want my lollypop!
See, as good as those mag's were, the articles inside never *ever* seemed to quite correspond to what was implied on the front cover. I guess not having a subscription and not bothering to buy them with any regularity has insulated me somewhat from what would otherwise appear to be a great tragedy...
Damn I like my Ceikatar!
Spoiler
- I still worship you TSO
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*wanders out whistling All Along the Watchtower cover*
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam!!
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2007-04-26, 10:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2005
- Gender
Re: I want my lollypop!
Yeah, I know what you mean. I hate it when people try to take my lolis away from me.
Anyway, aren't they just canceling the publishing deal? I thought the magazine would still be around.
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2007-04-26, 10:58 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Feb 2007
- Location
- Easton, PA
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Re: I want my lollypop!